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The Flood / Re: *autistic screeching*
« on: March 26, 2017, 03:06:14 PM »
This is more evidence for my realization that sexual jealousy over partners is due to societal conditioning and is not natural

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The Flood / Re: if I ever become rich
« on: March 26, 2017, 03:02:07 PM »
Wedges are female /fa/

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The Flood / Re: Justice League Trailer
« on: March 26, 2017, 02:37:16 PM »
Looks fun I'll watch it

But where's my boy Supes?!

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The Flood / Re: Why are Jewish boys circumcised?
« on: March 26, 2017, 02:24:46 PM »
I'm uncircumcised but lowkey wish I was circumcised as a baby. It's just more aesthetic especially when soft, instead of looking like a little elephant trunk.

Almost everyone visually finds cut dicks better looking, but uncut niggas will defend theirs to the death. I don't feel the need to I can admit being cut is more cash

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The Flood / Re: who would win
« on: March 26, 2017, 02:21:11 PM »
Damn that's totally spies right? I remember masturbating to that show when I was a wee lad

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The Flood / First off
« on: March 26, 2017, 02:20:31 PM »
Fuck your bitch and the click you claim.

West side when we ride, come equipped with game.

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The Flood / Peace out guys
« on: March 19, 2017, 05:22:07 PM »
need to level up in life smh

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The Flood / Re: Literally an alcoholic rn
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:47:22 PM »
So do you actually get sick if you don't drink alcohol?

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The Flood / Re: Very addicted to sex
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:39:35 PM »
One reason why I'm very confused as to why it's higher is because I have ZERO testosterone in my body right now. I ran out of juice mid cycle and my guy hasn't been available smh. It's been a few weeks and I'm surprised my dick still works
It's your body going crazy and flooding your systems with T after a sudden stoppage of your usual outside source.
Thats what you would think, but I've been shut down for way too long so it's not my testosterone. I think it's my FSH/LH hormone levels coming back from the dead. Aka my balls are gonna get big again soon!!! I'm extremely emotional and estrogen driven right now though. Very sensitive

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The Flood / Re: Very addicted to sex
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:31:03 PM »
One reason why I'm very confused as to why it's higher is because I have ZERO testosterone in my body right now. I ran out of juice mid cycle and my guy hasn't been available smh. It's been a few weeks and I'm surprised my dick still works

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The Flood / Very addicted to sex
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:27:41 PM »
Sex drive has never been higher idk wtf is going on. I think it's the sun/Vitamin d

I'm getting into very aggressive/dominant sex now it's tight. Right now I'm trying to learn this multiple orgasm technique which basically makes you last forever

Smh

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The Flood / Re: Rachael MacFarlane sounds a lot like Grey Delisle
« on: March 09, 2017, 04:00:55 AM »
Sticky this thread

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The Flood / Re: Just shaved DietrichSix's armpits. AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:53:37 PM »
In all seriousness: Do people really shave their pubes?
Wtf

Duh

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:38:29 PM »
7 inches long but I shine in girth. Nearly 6 inches in girth. Literally couldn't fit it in at first with the girl I'm seeing, we had to work to get her really loosened up. And I hit her cervix or whatever if she's on top or if it's missionary with holding one of her legs up

It's pretty cool 8)
dude you had a micropenis BEFORE the steroids.

We all know you've got a three inch pencil dick
Nah man it's always been big I'm very proud. My balls are small and cute though

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The Flood / Re: Shoe size thread
« on: March 08, 2017, 08:50:18 PM »
Like 10&1/2-11

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 08:49:24 PM »
7 inches long but I shine in girth. Nearly 6 inches in girth. Literally couldn't fit it in at first with the girl I'm seeing, we had to work to get her really loosened up. And I hit her cervix or whatever if she's on top or if it's missionary with holding one of her legs up

It's pretty cool 8)

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The Flood / Who here makes the most money?
« on: March 04, 2017, 02:19:28 PM »
I need to get obsessed with money so I can become CEO 10K a day status. Gonna start reading books on money and shit. Gonna need some mentors!!!

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The Flood / Re: This is the most moe song I've ever heard.
« on: March 04, 2017, 02:16:23 PM »
LOL bunch of goofys

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Idk about best/worst but the trifecta I would have would be


Me

Secondclass

Loaf

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The Flood / Re: How often do you get a haircut?
« on: March 03, 2017, 05:09:16 PM »
Every 2 weeks if possible, sometimes 3

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The Flood / Re: What was the last book you read?
« on: March 03, 2017, 05:06:35 PM »
As a man thinketh

 but the audio book while I drive

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yknow theres such a thing as too buff buddy
Yes definitely, but I'm not there yet(don't want to be either)

My end goal is and always has been something like this:



In this form this guy is 6'1" 210lbs but EXTREMELY lean. I'm similar height/weight but much less lean, I'll need to get up to around 230lbs (which is uncomfortably big for me) before I cut to get similar to this. I'll probably end up at 200-204lbs at a similar body fat though

you should just cut from your current size because you look way too big as-is buddy
No way buddy. Going to go from silverback mode to Greek God mode

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yknow theres such a thing as too buff buddy
Yes definitely, but I'm not there yet(don't want to be either)

My end goal is and always has been something like this:



In this form this guy is 6'1" 210lbs but EXTREMELY lean. I'm similar height/weight but much less lean, I'll need to get up to around 230lbs (which is uncomfortably big for me) before I cut to get similar to this. I'll probably end up at 200-204lbs at a similar body fat though

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The Flood / Re: Provolone vs Cheese Whiz
« on: March 02, 2017, 11:42:34 PM »
Never tried cheese whiz but I don't like the smell or taste of provolone

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The Flood / Re: Who would win a gender war?
« on: March 02, 2017, 11:38:03 PM »
Woman tries to square up to me I'll hit her wit a clothesline from hell, on mamas 😀😀😑😑😑😑

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Large!!!!! Hyuge!!!

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Biggest/thickest I've ever been!! Larger than almost all fully grown men I come across in real life

I am a massive water buffalo gorilla mode nigga 😑😑😑😑😑

Will consume gazelle for protein

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The Flood / WHOS YOUR DADDY?
« on: February 28, 2017, 03:38:37 PM »
WHOS YOUR BABY?

WHOS YOUR BUDDY?

WHOS YOUR FRIEND?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Hunger Games 2017 - NIGHT 4
« on: February 27, 2017, 05:08:38 AM »
Flee's my best friend <3

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