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wow ur so cool xDDDDDDD
Thanks. You're definitely not though

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Nah, what you have here is competition for attention.

Nothing gets a girl hotter than telling her you can't rail her out because you busy with someone else.
This man knows

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The Flood / Juggling multiple girlfriends is harder than I thought
« on: April 02, 2017, 02:22:32 PM »
It adds a new layer of stress, but it's a good stress

Interesting thing I've noticed though is all of the women are more attracted to me now than if I were just seeing one of them individually. I think it's because my abundance of women makes me give off this extreme vibe of non neediness(neediness being biggest attraction killer of all time). More on this later etc.

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The Flood / Re: Race and Attractiveness
« on: April 02, 2017, 02:12:14 PM »
Latinas are descended from heaven

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The Flood / Re: I want a pet
« on: April 02, 2017, 02:11:41 PM »
Get a fish

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I already live like that tho

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 31, 2017, 03:58:56 PM »
]Yeah over the counter test boosters are bs. If you really want to bring your levels up and a doctor won't do it for you, you can always make a few purchases and "self medicate"
know any places to buy for that?
Don't fall into the trap.
Huh?
Jive is literally telling you to do steroids.
I mean, I don't even have the muscle definition to warrant steroid use yet, though I do know they have the ability to increase t levels. I just know I was diagnosed with low t in high school but my doctor was an asshole who didn't prescribe shit to help out, which is probably why losing weight and shit is such a bitch.
So get help from a medical professional, don't trust the kind of people who have been selling Jive poison.
Wtf I'm not going to sell him steroids. My oils are pharmaceutical grade only anyway so no underground lab poison here

I'd recommend he see multiple endocrinologists/doctors until he finds one that's prescribe him T. Could change his life srs

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 31, 2017, 03:55:38 PM »
Hows it feel knowing you're the most jacked person on this website and you get the most pussy?
Feels good mane. But it's a big fish in a small pond type of thing 

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 31, 2017, 03:55:09 PM »
Which DBZ character do you identify with most?
No idea personality wise. Physically I identify with Mystic Gohan though.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 10:24:10 PM »
How many days has it been since you cheated on your girl?
I never cheated on my girl lol it was a joke. But she cheated on me smh

Right now I'm seeing 3 different girls and I told them all beforehand that it's open and casual and they're cool with it for now (until they catch feelings)

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 10:22:32 PM »
Can you teach me how to dougie?
Idk how that was before my time

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 10:22:15 PM »
How's my progress looking?
Spoiler

Fucking great especially compared to your early pictures man. You're also looking tan  8)
Thanks. I've been doing all sorts of things to bring up my test levels while working out as well. Full body tans, cold showers, I also bought a supposed test booster and estrogen blocker, both the nugenix brand. Don't think you saw the pm about it, know you said it doesn't give you notifications. I've been posting on /fit/ as well and they said that it sucks and only prescribed t works though. I know from having tests done when I got gyno at 17, my t was below normal, and I'm 25 now, so I can't imagine how it is now. Without insurance I can't do much.

Along with that I started yohimbine and DMHA and been taking that all preworkout along with l-arginine and protein powder.
Yeah over the counter test boosters are bs. If you really want to bring your levels up and a doctor won't do it for you, you can always make a few purchases and "self medicate"

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 04:27:26 PM »
How do I get less jacked?
Not even gonna answer this. Disrespectful smh

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 04:24:26 PM »
How's my progress looking?
Spoiler

Fucking great especially compared to your early pictures man. You're also looking tan  8)

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 04:22:30 PM »
I now have a chad in my life wat do
Friend or Foe?

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 04:22:01 PM »
How do I stop benching like a little bitch?

My squat and deadlift have skyrocketed but I've barely improved on bench (+10% in 4 months).
My bench was absolute garbage until about a month and a half ago. What I changed was going a little wider so that my hands, wrist, and elbows were all vertically aligned. I also squeeze my scapula together more and my feet are positioned back more towards my glutes, slight back arch. Besides this I started benching twice a week (heavy both weeks) and working up in the rep range of 6 - 3 - 2 - 1 (but the 1 rep not being your max, maybe 90-95% of it). Then working back down. That's helped a ton

That being said a some people are just gonna have a harder time with bench due to leverages and skeleton thickness etc.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 04:14:02 PM »
What was the most expensive place you rented? Was it worth the price?
Never rented a place but I have an overdue library book that's up to like $30 right now fugggggg D:

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 04:13:25 PM »
how would you go about fixing secondclass?
Secondclass needs to get over the hatred of men. Silly Class doesn't realize that by having so much resentment towards men, men basically hold a permanent spot inside his mind and control him. Bad explanation but basically, if Class just let go of any resistance to what is, he'd be happier.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 04:10:53 PM »
Their stories are eerily similar but who do you think was written better, Arthas Menethil or Anakin Skywalker?

Favorite wrestling move?

Do you think Somewhere In Time is Iron Maiden's best work?

Why do you still come to Sep7?
Had to read up on the Arthas guy but he sounds more badass TBH

I love Goldbergs spear because it's so vicious but I also like the Batista Bomb

Never listened to it

Because I like the personalities here. And I can post pics of myself and blog

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 02:28:42 AM »
Favorite pinball table?
This one boi


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The Flood / AMA I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 02:16:44 AM »
Never done one of these before. I'm gonna sleep soon but tomorrow I'll answer questions once they build up.

My knowledge is broad but you guys can ask me about my specialities which are fitness / bodybuilding /women / sex / self improvement / being a boss / etc.

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Now that you mention I've never actually met a tranny

I have friends who have friends that are trannies, but I've yet to see one with my own eyes. And I meet a LOT of people
you're a blockhead jock, why would you know a tranny personally
socially those are complete opposite worlds
wow dude, that's super jockophobic

never knew you were such a bigot
Yeah for reals, I don't even play sports

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The Flood / Re: Mental Illness is taking control of my life again
« on: March 29, 2017, 03:53:19 AM »
Mental illness isn't real, surround yourself with people, get a job, find a purpose and those thoughts will go away.
I have friends, a job, and all the rest.

I'm not depressed, I don't have "bad thoughts".
I have auditory, and occasionally visual, hallucinations and unstable, uncontrollable moods.
Have you tried medicinal Maria Juana?
Horrible recommendation for a schizophrenic

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Now that you mention I've never actually met a tranny

I have friends who have friends that are trannies, but I've yet to see one with my own eyes. And I meet a LOT of people

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The Flood / Re: I havent been to class in two weeks
« on: March 27, 2017, 03:43:18 PM »
What exactly was fucking you up?
My mom died a little over a week ago.
Im so sorry man. I cant even imagine what you're going through

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The Flood / Re: First off
« on: March 26, 2017, 10:34:57 PM »
Gone are the days when rappers would make actual disses and have actual hatred towards each other.

Nowadays you have pussies like Drake and Meek Mill exchange pretty nonchalant tweets and that's considered dissing.

meek mill is ass
i agree (not sure why you thought i implied otherwise but i digress). i was amused by jono's suggestion that meek is a "pussy"- the dude's a fucking gang banger
I like some Meek songs

Monster and Dreams & Nightmares come to mind. Hype

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The Flood / Re: Why are Jewish boys circumcised?
« on: March 26, 2017, 05:10:56 PM »
I'm uncircumcised but lowkey wish I was circumcised as a baby. It's just more aesthetic especially when soft, instead of looking like a little elephant trunk.

Almost everyone visually finds cut dicks better looking, but uncut niggas will defend theirs to the death. I don't feel the need to I can admit being cut is more cash
You know you can still have it done, right? It'll be somewhat uncomfortable for a while, but you can put all your concerns aside afterwards.

That said, almost all comments in favor of circumcision in this thread are cognitive dissonance / sour grapes like nothing else. Reason goes out the window as soon as people feel their dicks are being accused of being inferior or if they're told they're missing out.
Don't get me wrong I'm happy with being uncircumcised. It feels amazing and isn't much of a hassle to clean or anything. I see it akin to being 5'10" and wanting to be  6'0", but still being happy enough with 5'10" that I wouldn't do anything drastic to change.

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The Flood / Re: First off
« on: March 26, 2017, 05:07:33 PM »
GTFO this is Big Poppa territory
Im sorry but the west dominates 😤

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder I joined Sep7 when I was 11 years old
« on: March 26, 2017, 05:06:59 PM »
I was 12 when I joined bungie/flood

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Braid his beard

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