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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: (Psychology) An interesting thing that I want help with
« on: September 25, 2014, 02:18:43 PM »
i don't know any guys attracted to boyish looking 15 year olds.

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The Flood / Re: Post Pokemon
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:57:26 PM »
Dragons are GOAT


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The Flood / Re: That feel when your soul mate is fictional.
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:55:01 PM »
old enough to know there's no such thing as a soulmate, and not yet mayne

lol @ the thought of a soulmate
how old are you again? did you tell me? are you in drunken party slut land yet?

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The Flood / Re: You guys are bad for my mental health
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:52:52 PM »
stfu beyonder

6905
The Flood / Re: Is it weird to have a dick in your ass?
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:52:22 PM »
all about the circumstances man

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The Flood / Re: That feel when your soul mate is fictional.
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:41:03 PM »
lol @ the thought of a soulmate

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The Flood / Re: What size jeans do you wear
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:40:14 PM »
31 or 32 - 32 or 33

depends on the style of jeans really

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The Flood / Re: Foods Your Parents Ruined For You
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:44:50 PM »
Bologna. Baloney. whatever it's called i would eat in in place of ham in my sandwiches every single day, it was terrible 

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The Flood / Re: Straight guys talking extremely effeminate like they're gay
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:43:37 PM »
why does this bother you?

6910
The Flood / Re: Zweihander thread; FIRE UP THE BASS CANNON
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:41:59 PM »
what the fuck are you talking about

6911
The Flood / Re: True Flood is in the worst crisis in its history. Help,
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:41:37 PM »
just gonna wait it out

6912
The Flood / Re: I'm sorry, but the whole waifu thing is fucking weird
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:40:03 PM »
smh too many weirdos man :-\

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The Flood / Re: Is it weird to date someone with the same first name?
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:37:58 PM »
more weird dating someone w/ the same name as your ex

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The Flood / Re: You have a choice between having sex with...
« on: September 24, 2014, 07:36:55 PM »
1000 different people

restricting yourself to one person would be miserable

i love new people, each one has a different thing to offer

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The Flood / Re: Waffles are better than pancakes
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:43:26 AM »
agree 100%


my perfect breakfast is somethin like:
7 eggs omlette with cheese, ham, spinach, mushrooms, tomato, garlic, onion
pineapple
greek yogurt with honey
bacon on the side

sounds so great i think i'll have that tomorrow

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The Flood / Re: What would you do with the power to teleport?
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:41:48 AM »
teleportation would be one of the GOAT powers, along with stopping time and telekinesis. 

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The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:35:35 AM »
18, but my mindset allows me to continually progress.  life will be even better in 2 years and so on

life is great man. i'm looking bigger/stronger than ever, getting compliments on the daily, girls eyefuckin me, 4.0 in college, no stress, making plans to go to Chico and Santa Barbara over the next few weekends for parties/shenanigans.  think i got a little taller too.
How old are you?

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The Flood / Re: Hello
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:24:02 AM »
life is great man. i'm looking bigger/stronger than ever, getting compliments on the daily, girls eyefuckin me, 4.0 in college, no stress, making plans to go to Chico and Santa Barbara over the next few weekends for parties/shenanigans.  think i got a little taller too.

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The Flood / Re: How likely are you to die on this trip?
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:20:20 AM »
so much sex

so much weed

i'd pay the girls on the red light district tons of cash to do kinky-funny-weird shit for the lols

give homeless people a great time

more sex

6920
Serious / Re: How many genders do you recognize?
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:52:01 PM »
Pretty much only 2

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The Flood / Re: Replacing Kiyohime
« on: September 23, 2014, 04:28:50 PM »
me

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The Flood / Re: You know what this forum needs?
« on: September 23, 2014, 04:22:14 PM »
if anything it needs more black people

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The Flood / Re: On a scale of 1 to Swamp, how sweaty are your balls?
« on: September 23, 2014, 04:19:31 PM »
not at all mayne

balls don't sweat much. ass, back, and hands do though  :-\

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The Flood / Re: Do you jerk off to rule 34?
« on: September 23, 2014, 04:18:26 PM »
when i was 12 rule 34 . papheal was my shit

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: September 23, 2014, 04:17:25 PM »
Drunk boi


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The Flood / Re: I'd like to tell you a story tonight, Flood
« on: September 23, 2014, 12:59:51 AM »
Heavily inspired man, your sister is incredible

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The Flood / Re: How much does this song piss u off?
« on: September 23, 2014, 12:49:30 AM »
you trynna break my nofap?

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The Flood / Re: Who wants to see my Dick pic?
« on: September 23, 2014, 12:48:57 AM »
i think i have one of the most aesthetic dicks in this group

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a while ago i unconsciously stopped having sex with girls i don't bond with on an emotional level.

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The Flood / Re: JLaw got hacked again
« on: September 23, 2014, 12:41:23 AM »
she's honestly a freak, i don't know anyone who has that many nude pictures of themselves.

 it's like the first thing she does when she gets home is strip and take a selfie

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