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Messages - Jive Turkey
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« on: April 11, 2017, 01:37:14 PM »
fucking kill yourself
Rude much?
cant be rude to an amoral piece of shit
Im a great guy
692
« on: April 11, 2017, 01:34:06 PM »
fucking kill yourself
Rude much?
693
« on: April 11, 2017, 01:29:31 PM »
2017 and the delusion lives on
I can't believe how dedicated he is
What delusion?
694
« on: April 11, 2017, 01:24:22 PM »
Except that's a horrifying picture of you, but I've seen others of both so that's why I came to conclusions. Might need more of Ian
695
« on: April 11, 2017, 01:23:28 PM »
Half of them probably don't even remember what I look like.
ugh okay I have terrible allergies that are causing me to break out but I'll do this just so we can have an unbiased comparison
You are
696
« on: April 11, 2017, 12:11:37 AM »
Not sure why this happened but around November I started imagining you as a 40 year old black man
697
« on: April 10, 2017, 11:43:26 PM »
When do you plan to commit suicide?
698
« on: April 10, 2017, 04:37:42 PM »
So she said no huh
Oh yeah she turned that down quick
699
« on: April 10, 2017, 04:35:19 PM »
We're lying naked on her bed with her head on my chest and my back against the backboard. I look her straight in the eyes and with a very sincere and commanding voice I say "let's get married"
Obviously I'm not serious about that and we both wouldn't, but man o man those initial seconds after I said it. The silence in the room, her heart stopping. Her eyes lighting up and mouth left open speechless, corners creasing into a smile while I can see her contemplating it for a few brief seconds before she becomes rational again. That shit was intoxicating
700
« on: April 10, 2017, 04:16:34 PM »
This looks fun definitely gonna watch. I'm glad I'm easily amused
701
« on: April 08, 2017, 05:09:30 PM »
why suddenly returning out of the blue
Because the universe is a figment of my imagination and I thought about him so he came back.
Law of Attraction in action baby!!!
702
« on: April 08, 2017, 05:08:36 PM »
Class you look like an alien either way so no matter what people are always gonna give you funny looks. Might as well just be happy 
703
« on: April 08, 2017, 01:21:06 PM »
I think I'd make a pretty woman π€π€
704
« on: April 07, 2017, 01:38:16 PM »
Women are just sex objects who LOVE fucking all the men they can find!
Lol but this is true?
705
« on: April 06, 2017, 05:59:02 PM »
Ooooh put me in district 12 with my new squad π―π―π―
Name: Jive
Pic: profile pic
706
« on: April 06, 2017, 05:20:48 PM »
LMAO
how delusional
LMAO
you're the only delusional one here
the one calling himself a demigod thinks someone else is delusional lmao
How dare you disrespect a demigod lmao
707
« on: April 06, 2017, 05:13:48 PM »
LMAO
how delusional
LMAO you're the only delusional one here
708
« on: April 06, 2017, 05:12:41 PM »
He's got a point here tbh some anti vegan people gotta be some of the most annoying people ever
"Hurr durr bacon"
709
« on: April 06, 2017, 05:05:48 PM »
I always liked to see myself as more of a demigod. Someone like Hercules or Achilles who has many flaws but can ascend into godhood π€
710
« on: April 06, 2017, 01:50:23 PM »
I got love for you all, even Class <3
711
« on: April 05, 2017, 12:56:16 PM »
Aw man. I almost would feel guilty when talking to him. Like our life situations were so different I couldn't help but feel awkward about being upset over something while knowing he was going through so much. I'm glad he's not suffering now. A very mentally strong man and always a pleasure to talk to. Like someone earlier said he was one of the unluckiest dudes I've ever met. I'll miss you Sandtrap
712
« on: April 05, 2017, 12:47:18 PM »
>asks for company
>person says "sup"
>immediately calls him evil and shit
lmao
Class and I may have some conflicting ideas but deep down I know we care about each other a lot
713
« on: April 05, 2017, 03:55:13 AM »
Hey babe
you're the worst
men are terrible
zyzz was a faggot
You remembered stuff about me <3333
youre literally evil dude
go fuck yourself
i just finished sticking my male penis inside a cutie 20y/o white girl and emptied my slimy male cum all inside her pure vagina until it oozed out hnnnng
714
« on: April 05, 2017, 03:09:07 AM »
Hey babe
you're the worst
men are terrible
zyzz was a faggot
You remembered stuff about me <3333
715
« on: April 05, 2017, 01:04:41 AM »
Hey babe
716
« on: April 03, 2017, 05:41:46 PM »
Think I'm going to lose one of them soon smh. She seems to get bored easily and I'm also not feeling much of a spark on my side either, getting a bit bored myself. Don't know if it'll last or for how long before she jumps to another dude. Disappointed because she's easily the most beautiful girl I've ever been with, literally a model tier face and great personality.
717
« on: April 03, 2017, 02:49:29 AM »
Class why you such a hatin ass beeeeeetch
Nobody likes the ugly girl who's bitter and hates on everyone
718
« on: April 03, 2017, 02:48:40 AM »
Latinas are descended from heaven
Selena had to go back RIP
Wow too soon bro 
719
« on: April 03, 2017, 02:46:26 AM »
Woke up and went for a walk shirtless to get a tan. Listened to audiobook while walking
Made a fire breakfast of oats, berries, egg whites with 1 egg, pb toast, protein shake, and pineapples and green tea
Did a shit load of laundry. Did homework
Went to the gym
Made chicken and rice and broccoli
Read for like an hour
Came to one of my girls house, banged for like 2 hours and now I'm sitting on the toilet getting ready to be cuddled to sleep
720
« on: April 02, 2017, 03:07:24 PM »
Wuts dat
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