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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: My sisters Finnish friend is over
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:07:06 PM »
lol hold up i need to call Microsoft cause the pics aren't loading on my computer

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The Flood / Re: Tell Great High School/College Stories
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:02:49 PM »
^

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The Flood / Re: Tell Great High School/College Stories
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:02:34 PM »
two weeks ago

be me
be at ghetto party super drunk
female host and gangster girl start arguing
gangster girls bf pulls out a gun
everyone scared, i start crab walking to him to avoid chest height bullets
friends pull me away and a huge brawl starts on the street
try to get into it but friends take me away and we go to drivers house
give me a 2 bag box of frosted flakes, i finish it and pass out.

good times in my ghetto town

6874
make better threads then homie

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The Flood / Re: BC1096 vs RC5908
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:56:35 PM »
truthfully cannot tell the difference

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The Flood / Re: I don't think I was being out of line.
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:55:30 PM »
lol at marriage

****still never getting married crew****

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The Flood / Re: Is it possible for girls/guys to unwhore themselves.
« on: October 01, 2014, 12:59:29 AM »
Let me tell you about a guy I knew. This guy was the definition of a stud. Huge football qb star, basketball star, baseball star, incredible overall athlete and very famous locally. He was also very good looking(no homo) so girls would flock to him even if he didn't have the status from sports. The guy was super smart and very charismatic, and on top of all of that, he could sing like an angel.

This guy, who is one year older than me, had sex with more girls than I will probably ever have in the next 5 years. Biggest man whore I know. Not average girls to get numbers up either, I'm talking 8 or above with some sort of unique quality. I heavily looked up to this guy.

Well he was really into meditation and Buddhism and all that, and over the last year he completely re-invented himself. The guy meditates for hours a day, reads half the day away, and doesn't go out to party/socialize/get laid anymore. Complete 180 from before

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The Flood / Re: .
« on: October 01, 2014, 12:31:16 AM »
lol chill

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The Flood / Re: Anatomy thread
« on: September 30, 2014, 02:09:54 PM »
this might be a silly question, but is there anyway to strengthen the Hippocampus?
Do you care for the sake of memory?

yeah, would it help in fighting Alzheimers?

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my main group of friends are all in love with sports.

i really don't care for sports

that feel

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The Flood / Re: Anatomy thread
« on: September 30, 2014, 01:25:01 PM »
this might be a silly question, but is there anyway to strengthen the Hippocampus?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: September 30, 2014, 01:22:56 PM »
peep that neck definition



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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: September 30, 2014, 01:10:50 PM »
dang i need to post more pictures hold up

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The Flood / Re: A message to all.
« on: September 30, 2014, 01:05:48 PM »
no cardio for this guy

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The Flood / Re: Today is sucking.
« on: September 30, 2014, 01:05:05 PM »
you're setting yourself up for a massive downward spiral if you keep thinking like that

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The Flood / Re: Would You Consider Wanking To Be A Good Upper?
« on: September 30, 2014, 01:04:09 PM »
lol @ coffee

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The Flood / Re: >disney
« on: September 30, 2014, 12:50:05 AM »
just don't watch it peeps

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The Flood / Re: What a night. I think I might snap.
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:26:49 PM »
<<<<< *Never getting married crew*

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The Flood / Re: cheat i will give you the best bj ever if you make me a mod
« on: September 28, 2014, 08:17:25 PM »
i really can't find a single thread worth posting in today.

time to make some threads 8)

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The Flood / Re: How often do you get your haircut?
« on: September 27, 2014, 03:55:41 PM »
every two weeks my dude

feel like a brand new man after getting a fresh haircut

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The Flood / Re: I wish I had a gay dad
« on: September 26, 2014, 05:34:49 PM »
dang this made me laugh way too hard

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 05:32:48 PM »
i literally do not give a shit about the sex if it's with someone i haven't made somewhat of a connection to.

hookups are like assisted masturbation to me now, no idea why. but when i have a strong bond/crush/care for the person, it's like magic mayne

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Things that defeat Ultra Giga Nigga
« on: September 26, 2014, 05:30:54 PM »


quads

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The Flood / Re: Musical cringe thread.
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:15:06 AM »
the cascada song and bieber song are good though

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The Flood / Re: Rap is the lowest form of music.
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:46:54 AM »
YouTube


beautiful

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The Flood / Re: Rap is the lowest form of music.
« on: September 26, 2014, 12:45:03 AM »
it just sounds good to my ears mayne

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6'2"

it helps me stand out more. Gives me more confidence when presenting myself/meeting people
girls say they love my height but honestly dude when it comes to girls it's mostly about the face and how you present yourself

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The Flood / Re: (Psychology) An interesting thing that I want help with
« on: September 25, 2014, 02:32:08 PM »
i have a question for OP

 Beyonder vs. Superman Prime One million

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The Flood / Re: (Psychology) An interesting thing that I want help with
« on: September 25, 2014, 02:27:11 PM »
kudos is like a congrats right? this some sort of psychology test?

 
this is the kind of 15 year old i'd be attracted to if i was into 15 year old girls, doesn't look very boyish to me



but i'm not into 15 year olds anyways
Your profile picture fits you. I'll give you kudos on picking it. What does kudos mean?

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