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The Flood / Re: Planning to go to a haunted house(attraction) this Friday
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:30:18 PM »
Wear a diaper so that you can soil yourself at your own and unnoticed discretion.

TF i look like mayne

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The Flood / Re: i can't stop busting a nut
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:12:00 PM »
YouTube

hmm

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop ejaculating
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:11:09 PM »
YouTube


­hmm

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The Flood / Planning to go to a haunted house(attraction) this Friday
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:09:11 PM »
You know the kind, they have scary clowns and little girls crawling backwards and shet.

There are also two other attractions including a horror carriage ride through the forested area and a zombie paintball game thing.

Only problem is i'm a huuuuuge poosay when it comes to scary stuff(come at me). Ghosts, zombies, evil little girls, they all terrify me haha. I don't watch any scary movies because of this.

How do I get past my fears and look like a tough guy in front of my friends/girls we go with?

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The Flood / Re: Your favourite serial killer?
« on: October 11, 2014, 02:54:32 PM »
Frieza

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guaranteed i have the prettiest mom

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The Flood / Re: I'm taking steroids AMA
« on: October 10, 2014, 07:35:01 PM »

i thought this was about anabolics :-\

when i inevitably start my cycle i'll make an ama thread

What will be your drugs of choice?  How old are you anyway?

18. Was thinking of test e x dbol kick starter cycle. no idea yet honestly, my goals may change

 not even gonna plan out my legit stack until i go through maybe two more succesful bulk-cut cycles, that'll take about 2 years i'm estimating. by then i'll have a good 5 years natty under my belt.

with that kind of base i'll blow most of the trenheads at my gym out of the water lol.

brb lifting for 6 months
brb jumping on tren and still look like chit
brb get on 2nd cycle soon after and decide to do physique shows

^50% of my gym  >:(

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The Flood / Re: The story behind your username?
« on: October 10, 2014, 07:28:47 PM »
7th grade, my friend who got me into xbox had me make a bungie account because he ran a pretty successful group there. had no idea what my name should be so i texted him, and his cousin(who was p cute and i had a huge crush on back in the day) texted me back saying "JIVE TURKEY!", from semi pro i think.

i typed it out before the message even stopped flashing lol

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The Flood / Re: What Type Of Jeans Do You Wear?
« on: October 10, 2014, 06:52:41 PM »
legs too big for 511s

i wear 513 levis now, usually size 31-32 waist and 32-33 length

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The Flood / Re: I'm taking steroids AMA
« on: October 10, 2014, 06:50:50 PM »
i thought this was about anabolics :-\

when i inevitably start my cycle i'll make an ama thread

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The Flood / Re: cop or not
« on: October 09, 2014, 05:04:16 PM »
that's a negative buddy

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make me a mod

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The Flood / Re: I just peed ten minutes ago
« on: October 09, 2014, 12:53:45 PM »
you might have a UTI man i had one of those before, you feel like you have to keep peeing but nothing comes out

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit.
« on: October 09, 2014, 12:44:16 PM »
felicias back

*heart eyes*

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The Flood / Re: Energising Thread!
« on: October 09, 2014, 12:39:24 PM »
Over by Drake gets me so hyped

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i just wanna look like a freak


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The Flood / Re: hey guys how about we stop being mean to each other :^)
« on: October 09, 2014, 12:00:13 PM »
i just say it how it is mayne

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The Flood / Re: Someone drew a penis on the hood of a Bugatti Veyron
« on: October 09, 2014, 11:59:45 AM »
Easily the worst reply itt  :-\


They probably have the money to get a new paint job easy, I don't see the problem.

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The Flood / Re: Someone drew a penis on the hood of a Bugatti Veyron
« on: October 09, 2014, 01:32:28 AM »
dang man can't stand people like this, why vandalize something that somebody worked hard for? can't even begin to understand the mindset of someone who'd do this

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The Flood / Re: What's crackin
« on: October 08, 2014, 08:38:17 PM »
bro you're addicted to marijuana LOL

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The Flood / Re: What's new flood?
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:22:52 PM »
switched up my training, now directed at working towards a five plate deadlift fuuuuucck half a 1000 pounds.

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The Flood / Re: Can you find everyone on here...
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:47:53 PM »
follow me on twitter


lol @ facebook

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The Flood / Re: what would your black name be
« on: October 07, 2014, 09:09:04 PM »
Jermon

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The Flood / Re: this fracking shirt
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:01:21 PM »
must cop


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The Flood / Re: this fracking shirt
« on: October 07, 2014, 03:58:53 PM »


tight

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The Flood / Re: this fracking shirt
« on: October 07, 2014, 03:56:03 PM »
sooo dope



my favorite color of this brand, think they stopped making em like that though

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The Flood / Re: Where do babys come from?
« on: October 07, 2014, 12:01:02 PM »
YOUR FATHERS BALLS

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I'm gonna be famous anyways so might as well have my face well recognized here too nomsayin

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The Flood / Re: Age Thread
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:58:51 AM »
18 and rising

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The Flood / Re: What shows/movies do you recommend on Netflix?
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:56:50 AM »
BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE

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