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The Flood / Re: Longest session of sex you've ever had?
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:33:55 PM »
no idea, my sex really doesn't go very long. usually eating out the girl takes up most of the time(protip). 40 minutes maybe?

but one time i fapped for about 3 hours. Would edge and come back down everytime. most powerful orgasm i've ever had in my life. my knees literally buckled under me, and my asshole clenched as was sore AF. pretty sure my eyes rolled to the back of my head but i don't remember

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The Flood / Re: Why haven't you had kids yet?
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:29:37 PM »
i'm only 15 how am i supposed to support children

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The Flood / Re: Picked up a chick at mcdonalds
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:28:01 PM »
need pics of legit 9/10 that works at mcdonalds

until then i am going to assume 5/10

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The Flood / Re: What have you eaten today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:26:04 PM »
for breakfast

6 eggs
2 pieces of pumpkin bread toast with peanut butter
2 bowls of cheerios with almond milk
some greek yogurt w honey mmm

no idea what's for lunch, going to make a trip to my fridge in about 5 minutes

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The Flood / Re: no words
« on: November 04, 2014, 01:26:31 PM »
if it makes him happy and he's not hurting anyone, why hate? :/








nah i'm just goofin, what a fukin freak LOL

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys
« on: November 04, 2014, 12:37:40 PM »
WWII guy, right?
that's who i'm thinking of

i'm gonna fight him irl

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys
« on: November 04, 2014, 12:31:58 PM »
which raptor are you

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The Flood / Re: Seriously, you people do this? LOL
« on: November 04, 2014, 12:31:27 PM »
i would pretend there was a little running man doing all sorts of tricks running along side my car all the time.

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The Flood / Re: I'M BEING WATCHED
« on: November 04, 2014, 12:29:00 PM »
*bzzzzzp*

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The Flood / Re: Seniors who graduated highschool last year
« on: November 04, 2014, 12:26:00 PM »
we went to six flags. easily one of the funnest nights of my life bro would recommend.


learn to dance. i did not dance with a single person because i suck at dancing, rejected so many bishes lol i just stood in the middle of the dance floor. stood out because i'm tall, just standing there awkwardly on purpose. LEARN TO DANCE

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The Flood / Re: I Love Big Booty
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:16:12 PM »
amen brotha

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The Flood / Re: >He posts in Serious
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:15:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Floodian of all time?
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:56:16 PM »
I've never had a single favorite. My group of Bnet peeps I liked the most were

The Bloody Nine
BoyceKRP
The Merkon
Adubato
Rienstien
DefenderofGo
Vrilliant
Crystal Clear/Cleopatra/Bill Cosby
DAS BOOT
and my friends I got later from joining SU
pollocree the KoC master

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The Flood / Re: Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:54:07 PM »


would not pull out

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08-11 was the GOAT era

Captain K Mart was the GOAT mod

fukin nakednoob man

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The Flood / Re: Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:43:09 PM »
Half asians are the most beautiful race UNQUESTIONABLY


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The Flood / Re: Favorite Floodian of all time?
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:54:55 PM »
Victor Reznov was cool guy
that was my homie. asian hip hop head.


my favorites were(may slightly butcher the names)

boycekrp <— chill mofo, super cool even irl
neptunne1000 <— another chill dude, did cool adult stuff and had great music
ghostnubelost15 <— one of the GOAT floodians. also helped get me to start running which changed my life
shieldypoo <— most aesthetic guy ever to grace bungie

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: November 03, 2014, 04:09:29 PM »


grainy filter smooth turtle back of peace
bruh you need to give me your workouts pls
hehe ty

for back i'll usually:

start with pullups, 4 or 5 sets with a slowish negative. usually goes like 12, 12, 10, 8, 7
then i'll do some type of barbell row, 3 to 4 sets, 12 with the last one being 10 and heavier weight. i really focus on squeezing it, the weight isn't as important on these for me.
then i'll do db rows, 3 sets going up in weight each time, 12, 10, 8, sometimes 4th set 6 rep if i'm feelin it.
then i'll do some type of lat pulldown, focus on really stretching the negative and squeezing when you come down, great pump from this one, 3 to 4 sets of 12 no less than 10. usually raise weight each set.

then i'll deadlift, by now your back will be pumped and when you deadlift you'll feel your entire back activate instead of just your lower/legs if you started with it. i can feel my lats stretching trying to pick it up. i switch reps up all the time, sometimes i'll do 12/10/10/8/15, other times i'll do 8/6/4/3/1/8. depends on how i feel really.

then i do some shrugs, really trying to get them up high and squeeze for a second. recently started training traps harder so i'll see how this works. it may seem like a lot but this honestly works really well for me.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:56:10 PM »


grainy filter smooth turtle back of peace

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:51:29 PM »
1 more

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:51:15 PM »
will post back pic rn

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:51:04 PM »
why do i always come to this thread at the end of a page

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The Flood / Re: milk is fucking nasty
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:49:28 PM »
milk gives me pretty bad acne :/ i love it too

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The Flood / Re: milk is fucking nasty
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:45:58 PM »
nofap x nomilk x nopillow x cold showers x green tea x meditation x book every week x yoga = godmode

i am the next breed of humanz

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The Flood / Re: QUICK TONY MAKE ME LOOK USEFUL
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:41:49 PM »
In the world of super heroes Captain America is beta as fuck, let's just face it.
used to think the same but now i am of the opposite opinion.

brb no real superpowers
brb throws himself into every dangerous situation without the safety blanket most other heroes have(hulk/thor are godlike pretty much)
fights for justice/good reasons ect. very moral
he never gives up, fights with heart

truly alpha

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The Flood / Re: I sort of need some advice, guys
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:37:20 PM »
wreck your entire house. i'm talking full on 3 man burglary here. destroy all the couches, write on the walls, shit on the floor, the whole 9 yards. she won't even worry about the chocolates and if she does you can blame the burglars.

you're welcome

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The Flood / Re: milk is fucking nasty
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:35:37 PM »
milk gives me that acne

nomilk x nofap = test gains

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The Flood / Re: shorter people more likely to get dementia
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:34:09 PM »
alpha male 6'2" god stature master race

fkn manlets when will they learn

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone here just feel worthless?
« on: November 02, 2014, 01:14:31 PM »
i go through phases man

weekdays i feel like a god, overconfident and worth very much
some weekends i'll feel like i just take up space, surrounded by many but lonely in my mind

my life

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