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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
« on: November 13, 2014, 12:18:10 PM »
I have to say, you got me pretty good

6542
The Flood / Re: Goodnight
« on: November 12, 2014, 10:58:12 PM »
Goodnight sleep tight

6543
The Flood / Re: I'm now a food husband.
« on: November 12, 2014, 10:24:51 PM »
lovers of nutella and ice cream should try


6544
The Flood / Re: Your opinion on ME
« on: November 12, 2014, 10:22:40 PM »
good taste in cartoon characters

6545
The Flood / Re: This is a Classy thread for Classy people
« on: November 12, 2014, 10:21:22 PM »
Mass with class


6546
The Flood / Re: >People actually measure the size of their dicks
« on: November 12, 2014, 10:19:13 PM »
babydick op confirmed

6547
The Flood / Re: My penis is too big
« on: November 12, 2014, 10:14:18 PM »
mine is a great size


7" x 5.8"

huge grower though, flaccid it looks embarrassing

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The Flood / Re: Do you love yourself?
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:25:27 PM »
to the point of narcissism

6549
The Flood / Re: fuk tupac
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:24:53 PM »
agreed fuk tupac he is weak

6550
The Flood / Re: Your Opinion on Me.
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:23:43 PM »
who cares lol

6551
The Flood / Re: I'm going to bed now!
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:21:13 PM »
that little guy/girl is adorable

6552
The Flood / Re: 'Twas a good day Flood, 'twas a good day indeed
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:16:28 PM »
broke numerous prs for chest day :))) . guarantee i am the strongest person on this website now except for maybe fattyPSU if he's still around

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite alcohol for partying?
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:11:13 AM »

So fucking tired of fireball.

That after taste, fml
you know that feeling when your stomach is feeling weak from drinking, and you drink a little more and the alcohol makes me you gag? fireball gives the absolute worst taste/gag at that point

6554
The Flood / Re: what are you doing tonight
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:40:12 PM »

Because fat is unattractive.
why care when it's all about the face
It's not..
Face is very important, but it can't save a bad body.
nope

facial aesthetics are the most important thing when it comes to being attractive. you can be fat, but if you have the right symmetry, jawline, furrowed brow, good skin, ect, you will be attractive on a biological level no matter what. i'd say body is MAYBE second on importance.

this is coming from a guy who understands body dysmorphia very well. body is not as important as you think
I'm working on my face, too..
I got braces to help fix my gums and my overbite..  It wasn't noticeable until I knew what to look for..
I'm pretty sure I have a hyperactive upper lip, too.
when i spent a lot of time on bodybuilding forums a few years back i became soooo insecure about my face. i would be doing facial exercises all night to widen my jaw, pretty sure it gave me TMJ lolol. i would obsess over it so bad, i think you can sympathize with me on how it feels. with a bit of work and reading books to boost my self esteem, i started becoming more comfortable with how i looked. now i am very confident with what i have, and it feels amazing. "fixing" things won't make you happier trust me, you'll always find something else to criticize.

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The Flood / Re: what are you doing tonight
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:30:44 PM »

Because fat is unattractive.
why care when it's all about the face
It's not..
Face is very important, but it can't save a bad body.
nope

facial aesthetics are the most important thing when it comes to being attractive. you can be fat, but if you have the right symmetry, jawline, furrowed brow, good skin, ect, you will be attractive on a biological level no matter what. i'd say body is MAYBE second on importance.

this is coming from a guy who understands body dysmorphia very well. body is not as important as you think

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The Flood / Re: what are you doing tonight
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:23:48 PM »

Because fat is unattractive.
why care when it's all about the face

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite alcohol for partying?
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:15:26 PM »
also i do not drink regularly. maybe once, at most twice every two or three weeks. 

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite alcohol for partying?
« on: November 10, 2014, 11:13:03 PM »
finally a thread i can involve myself with heavily.

i'm a fiend really, will drink anything if the mood is right.

some of my favorites are:
tequila
hennessy
jack daniels Tennessee honey(recently tried this one, one of my fav drinks now)

stuff i don't like anymore:
captain morgan
fireball
costco vodka

i don't mix em with anything, except for tequila with Squirt soda

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The Flood / Re: what are you doing tonight
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:49:38 PM »
bro i just ate 4 homemade cheeseburgers fuuuuuuuk

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The Flood / Re: >hes the face of reddit
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:49:05 PM »
i always feel bad for kids who are not socially aware enough to realize when people are making fun of them.

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The Flood / Re: Do you put ketchup on your pizza?
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:44:00 PM »
Pizza's fattening.
any calorie is fattening if you eat enough of it

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The Flood / Re: Let's ban all women from the forum
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:43:03 PM »
i'm for it hehe

6563
The Flood / Re: I fucked up and need some help..
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:30:33 PM »
dumb sloot

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The Flood / Re: Driving
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:28:01 PM »
driving home around 2 am after a good night with the windows down and music blasting is one of my favorite pleasures of life

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The Flood / Re: Who is the god in the flood.
« on: November 10, 2014, 10:22:09 PM »
None of those are even close

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The Flood / Re: AngryBrute's Epic Movie Giveaway!
« on: November 10, 2014, 05:48:35 PM »
I got Prisoners, thanks dude. How exactly does this work? Unlimited redeeming?

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The Flood / Re: Since Brute is doing it
« on: November 10, 2014, 05:43:58 PM »
Damn thanks a ton, I know what movies i'll be watching next

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The Flood / Re: What will kill this site?
« on: November 10, 2014, 05:39:36 PM »
prominent members slowly leaving
topics get stale
no new members to bring fresh content
people stop coming
very few posts
the end

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The Flood / Angriest you've ever been?
« on: November 09, 2014, 07:57:18 PM »
i've been wanting to post about this all day so i might as well make a thread nomsayin

yesterday at a party a big group of gangsters(uninvited) started causing trouble and stuff, so the owner and friends(who are my friends too but not really close) tried to get them to leave. well things were getting tense and they all were lined up in the back yard ready to go crazy. anyways, it's dangerous because most of these shitheads carry guns and don't give a shit who they kill, so nobody really wants to aggravate them more.

not too sure how it happened but i remember turning around and see 3 of them rush and start flinging a guy down and start beating him pretty bad. i run over and see its my friend, and he tries to get up and they smash a fukin bottle on his head.

swear i've never been that angry in my life brahs. i couldn't even think, i was about to rush into the group and die swinging, so much adrenaline pumping through me at that moment. More friends came outside and we got in front of the gangsters lined up like a scene out of Troy or something. they left right after that and my friend is okay but i still feel angry about it, even went to the gym on an off day to blow off some steam.

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The Flood / Re: So yesterday I got rejected
« on: November 09, 2014, 07:46:33 PM »
she's been sending me the nudes ever since you introduced her to this site smh i warned you op


gonna have to live with the fact that you're a side-dick

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