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Messages - Jive Turkey
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6481
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:26:16 PM »
In the cafeteria theres a room where I guess the "nerds" will go in and play tons of video games. There's one there who is insane. He is like 6'6", at least 400 pounds, wear sandals/jeans/MLP shirt that is perma armpit stained and he smells worse than anyone I've ever smelt. He bosses all the other nerdy people around like he is the king lol. He looks just like the guy from video game guy from youtube except he is much messier/less hygienic .
6482
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:44:01 PM »
My turn to blog, maybe you guys can help or offer advices or something, doesn't deserve its own thread
There's a girl who is in my class, cute, would normally rank 6/10 as would most others. For some reason though she caught my eye very quickly, and over the last two months we've become a lot closer. I am so damn attracted to this girl for reasons I cannot explain. Nothing extraordinary in the face or body, doesn't really wear much makeup, she's kinda reserved and shy, just average.
I do not get tied down/catch feelings easily, and have hooked up with girls far hotter than her, but I cannot understand why I am so attracted to her?! She obviously likes me back, but she has a boyfriend of nearly a year. It's like every time I make her laugh or she smiles she turns into my own personal 10/10. Feel like a little bish even typing this out but venting is good ya know? I just wanna buy her flowers and give her kisses on the forehead all day
6483
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:23:33 PM »
True brotha
6484
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:20:46 PM »
Wow man I'm sorry. Goodluck. You're incredibly brave for dealing with the cards life has dealt
6485
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:17:25 PM »
I love the sun
Stupid Winter
6486
« on: November 19, 2014, 03:55:06 PM »
Trying to post on mobile is tough that was my biggest mistake.
Meant to say "Monica Monica" to a quote of my niqqa romangladiators name
6487
« on: November 19, 2014, 03:53:06 PM »
6488
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:09:05 PM »
& shoot boss
6489
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:08:47 PM »
i feel like i know you
but im not sure.
Is azumarill your B.net name?
And you know me from where?
if we know each other, you know me as Typhlosion
but there are a lot of people whose internet handles are just a loose arrangement of random letters and numbers so i could be entirely wrong about knowing you.
You ring a bell, what year did you join?
ive been on bnet since 2009. were you ever in HRG or Sapphire?
your name is dave right?
6490
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:06:16 PM »
then when she got inside her house she called up jamal and tyrone to tagteam since you didn't bang her
6491
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:04:32 PM »
i would suck bc's dick for some of his car knowledge
6492
« on: November 18, 2014, 04:23:59 PM »
banana pancakes bacon eggs scrambled w/ spinach and cheese greek yogurt w/ honey
this was my breakfast. we can be breakfast buddies
6493
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:37:18 PM »
i'm a little bish
6494
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:31:43 PM »
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
6495
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:31:04 PM »
I am the AntiNerd
6496
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:27:49 PM »
Shit. Ever eat so much you start to sweat?
Fuck
I feel you bro
6497
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:50:41 PM »
Just watched Winter Soldier recently, was such a good movie man Cause I'm with ya till the end of the line
6498
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:46:16 PM »
All the fun happens in the back anyways
6499
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:57:30 PM »
SSJG GOGETA INCOMING
6500
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:54:42 PM »
frieza steals beerus powers
frieza we god mode now
goku has to save the world aww yeaaah
6501
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:11:20 PM »
where in cali will you be i'll drive over there and bash ya skull in on my momma bringdatasshereboi
6502
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:09:26 PM »
sound up. her noise gets me everytime
6503
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:46:18 PM »
honestly who cares lol
6504
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:44:29 PM »
Yeah come to cali i'll fukin beat your head in bring dat ass here boi
6505
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:32:42 PM »
Shadow of the Day was my song man
6506
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:26:57 PM »
trynna tussle?
6507
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:26:34 PM »
also i am confident my quality of girls is one of the top if not the top of the list
6508
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:24:57 PM »
truly believe i am a strong candidate for best
6509
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:24:29 PM »
sometimes i'll dress as an aggie(wranglers, boots, tight black cotton work shirt, sunglasses)
the boots make me 6'4", it looks gooood
6510
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:21:52 PM »
Nah doesn't work that way. You chase me
Why?
cause i'm the man, don't you forget it
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