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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: So there's this one neckbeard in my Philosophy class...
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:26:16 PM »
In the cafeteria theres a room where I guess the "nerds" will go in and play tons of video games. There's one there who is insane. He is like 6'6", at least 400 pounds, wear sandals/jeans/MLP shirt that is perma armpit stained and he smells worse than anyone I've ever smelt. He bosses all the other nerdy people around like he is the king lol.

He looks just like the guy from video game guy from youtube except he is much messier/less hygienic
.

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The Flood / Re: let me tell you about my date night(update)
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:44:01 PM »
My turn to blog, maybe you guys can help or offer advices or something, doesn't deserve its own thread

There's a girl who is in my class, cute, would normally rank 6/10 as would most others. For some reason though she caught my eye very quickly, and over the last two months we've become a lot closer. I am so damn attracted to this girl for reasons I cannot explain. Nothing extraordinary in the face or body, doesn't really wear much makeup, she's kinda reserved and shy, just average.

 I do not get tied down/catch feelings easily, and have hooked up with girls far hotter than her, but I cannot understand why I am so attracted to her?! She obviously likes me back, but she has a boyfriend of nearly a year. It's like every time I make her laugh or she smiles she turns into my own personal 10/10. Feel like a little bish even typing this out but venting is good ya know? I just wanna buy her flowers and give her kisses on the forehead all day

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The Flood / Re: Porn is bad
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:23:33 PM »
True brotha

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The Flood / Re: I've gotta get this off my chest
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:20:46 PM »
Wow man I'm sorry. Goodluck. You're incredibly brave for dealing with the cards life has dealt

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The Flood / Re: 2 days without sun in South Florida
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:17:25 PM »
I love the sun

Stupid Winter

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The Flood / Re: Biggest mistake you've ever made?
« on: November 19, 2014, 03:55:06 PM »
Trying to post on mobile is tough that was my biggest mistake.

Meant to say "Monica Monica" to a quote of my niqqa romangladiators name

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The Flood / Re: Biggest mistake you've ever made?
« on: November 19, 2014, 03:53:06 PM »
Quote from: RomanGladiator
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Monica Monica

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My opinion of you
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:09:05 PM »
& shoot boss

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My opinion of you
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:08:47 PM »
i feel like i know you

but im not sure.

Is azumarill your B.net name?

And you know me from where?
if we know each other, you know me as Typhlosion

but there are a lot of people whose internet handles are just a loose arrangement of random letters and numbers so i could be entirely wrong about knowing you.

You ring a bell, what year did you join?
ive been on bnet since 2009. were you ever in HRG or Sapphire?
your name is dave right?

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The Flood / Re: let me tell you about my date night(update)
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:06:16 PM »
then when she got inside her house she called up jamal and tyrone to tagteam since you didn't bang her :-\

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The Flood / Re: Hey BC, I saw this and thought of you
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:04:32 PM »
i would suck bc's dick for some of his car knowledge :-\

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The Flood / Re: What should I have for breakfast tomorrow?
« on: November 18, 2014, 04:23:59 PM »
banana pancakes
bacon
eggs scrambled w/ spinach and cheese
greek yogurt w/ honey

this was my breakfast. we can be breakfast buddies

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, feels trip time
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:37:18 PM »
i'm a little bish

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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

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The Flood / Re: Who's the least nerdiest here?
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:31:04 PM »
I am the AntiNerd

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The Flood / Re: about to eat steak and prawns, ama
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:27:49 PM »
Shit. Ever eat so much you start to sweat?

Fuck
I feel you bro

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The Flood / Re: Films of the year so far
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:50:41 PM »
Just watched Winter Soldier recently, was such a good movie man


Cause I'm with ya till the end of the line

 :'(

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The Flood / Re: I CALL SHOTGUN!
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:46:16 PM »
All the fun happens in the back anyways

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The Flood / Re: New DBZ Movie Inbound
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:57:30 PM »
SSJG GOGETA INCOMING

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The Flood / Re: New DBZ Movie Inbound
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:54:42 PM »
frieza steals beerus powers

frieza we god mode now

goku has to save the world aww yeaaah

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The Flood / Re: What are you losers doing with your life? Oh right...
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:11:20 PM »
where in cali will you be i'll drive over there and bash ya skull in on my momma bringdatasshereboi

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The Flood / Re: YLYL thread
« on: November 17, 2014, 11:09:26 PM »
YouTube


sound up. her noise gets me everytime

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The Flood / Re: for real though
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:46:18 PM »
honestly who cares lol

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The Flood / Re: What are you losers doing with your life? Oh right...
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:44:29 PM »
Yeah come to cali i'll fukin beat your head in bring dat ass here boi

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The Flood / Re: Linkin Park isn't even that bad
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:32:42 PM »
Shadow of the Day was my song man

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The Flood / Re: all of you
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:26:57 PM »
trynna tussle?

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:26:34 PM »
also i am confident my quality of girls is one of the top if not the top of the list

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The Flood / Re: Who on this forum has the best sex life?
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:24:57 PM »
truly believe i am a strong candidate for best

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The Flood / Re: Do you care about looking good?
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:24:29 PM »
sometimes i'll dress as an aggie(wranglers, boots, tight black cotton work shirt, sunglasses)

the boots make me 6'4", it looks gooood

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The Flood / Re: Well, Flood
« on: November 17, 2014, 06:21:52 PM »
Nah doesn't work that way. You chase me
Why?
cause i'm the man, don't you forget it

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