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AGREED

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The Flood / Re: Considering a name change
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:14:13 PM »
Your official new name is Boss Cool

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The Flood / Re: SFW crush thread
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:36:56 AM »
wtf

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit Clancy Brown died
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:21:31 AM »
no he didn't chill

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truly a superbowl to remember


*hopes for wardrobe malfunction*

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The Flood / Re: Do you think Bill Cosby is innocent?
« on: November 23, 2014, 11:54:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: ITT we post things we've never done
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:47:15 PM »
Never have I ever had a 3some

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The Flood / Re: Is BC really a hotshot coolguy?
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:42:47 PM »
nah look at my life, welcome to the good life

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The Flood / Re: Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal, of all time
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:22:27 PM »
but who was frosted flakes
but who was fruit loops
but who was honey bunches of GOATS

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The Flood / Re: Dick thread
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:21:19 PM »
My dick is pretty cool

I am almost exactly 7 inches in length
I am 5.6782984239843294 inches in girth
It curves downward slightly  :-\ but hitting doggy is great
leans a little to the right
uncircumcised


das my dick mane  8)

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The Flood / Re: ITT we post things we've never done
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:16:26 PM »
never have i ever been skydiving.
never have i ever raced a car
never have i ever thrown up while drinking

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The Flood / Re: >tfw you find out your sister is a pathological liar
« on: November 23, 2014, 08:14:48 PM »
yeah op it sucks that your sisters a sloot too sorry man :-\

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The Flood / Re: Congrats to our new Monitors, Sandtrap and Flee!
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:45:23 PM »
Sandtrap is one of my faaavvvs

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The Flood / Re: The color spectrum of urine
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:40:35 PM »
they need neon on that list from tons of vitamin A

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The Flood / Re: The color spectrum of urine
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:39:39 PM »
i go around pale straw

except after a day of heavy drug use

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The Flood / Re: Tonight someone decided to follow me...
« on: November 20, 2014, 11:52:31 PM »
That 140mph escape sounds like something from a movie. stay safe brah

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The Flood / Re: Christmasified dudes repote in
« on: November 20, 2014, 11:47:34 PM »
<—- hello

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The Flood / Re: You get to grab the ass of any user here
« on: November 20, 2014, 11:39:49 PM »
I have some of the best glutes here peeps pick me

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The Flood / Re: Santa needs to lay off his ass on those cookies.
« on: November 20, 2014, 11:26:39 PM »
Santas been bulkin

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The Flood / Re: So am I the only one?
« on: November 19, 2014, 10:44:36 PM »
I don't mind you, dude. But your priorities are not exactly my priorities, nor do they make full sense to me. Like I said, you don't seem like a godawful person, but you do seem like a bit of a rich kid chucklehead.
I agree. I think you should care less about such trivial things
Nah I used to think this slightly too but I actually sympathize now. Cars are his hobby, they're what get him going. I honestly would absolutely love to talk about weightlifting, bodybuilding, poses, favorite bodybuilders, food, macros, gym stories all that stuff with you guys but it interests none of you. With cars, everyone knows at least a little bit about them. Sort of the same with certain users and anime or sangheili

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The Flood / Re: So am I the only one?
« on: November 19, 2014, 10:30:35 PM »
Not nearly on the level of you man. My mom has a z06 corvette, my dad has a pair of old school mustangs, 71 mach1 and a 69 fastback but das it for nice cars mane

...damn

Mad respect.
thx bro.

The other day she let me drive it to pick up bread from a bakery and put gas. Being an 18 year old kid in that kind of car I was getting tons of stares, felt like all eyes were on me when I was driving through, parking, unlocking it, everything. Lol no joke I thought to myself the entire time "Damn I can't even imagine the amount of attention BC gets in his P1" ahaha

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The Flood / Re: So am I the only one?
« on: November 19, 2014, 10:17:35 PM »
Not nearly on the level of you man. My mom has a z06 corvette, my dad has a pair of old school mustangs, 71 mach1 and a 69 fastback but das it for nice cars mane

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The Flood / Re: Do you take good care of your body?
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:53:00 PM »
I take two showers a day

I brush and floss twice a day

I exercise with extremely high intensity an hour to an hour and a half a day

I drink 1-2 gallons of water a day

I count my calories. My diet consists of lots of meats, chicken, fish, oats, cheese, nuts, tons of fruit and veggies. I can literally strip fat or pile on muscle on a whim

I take multi vitamins, fish oil capsules, and zinc.

I challenge someone to challenge my health

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The Flood / Re: Dating a girl with a boyfriend
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:04:20 PM »
I've been in this situation before, you probably won't get with her.
I have as well and I got with the girl. She ended up liking me a lot better than her boyfriend who was treating her badly. It's possible.

And that's a situation I see it acceptable. But if she's happy with her bf it's fucked up for you to go in and destroy it.
I actually have no idea how their relationship is. All I know is she spends a lot of time alone whether it be watching movies, playing with her dog and little siblings, or fishing. So I'm guessing she doesn't spend a lot of time with him

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The Flood / Re: Dating a girl with a boyfriend
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:50:23 PM »
Respect that she's in a relationship, honestly.

I know you may not agree, but you swap places and you'd want the same respect.
True man true....Plus her bf could probably kick my ass lol

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The Flood / Re: Dating a girl with a boyfriend
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:49:24 PM »
I've been in this situation before, you probably won't get with her.
:-X

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The Flood / Re: "LANA SIT ON MY FACE"
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:43:22 PM »
GODDESS


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The Flood / Dating a girl with a boyfriend
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:41:48 PM »
Copied from other thread where nobody gave any advice  :-\

There's a girl who is in my class, cute, would normally rank 6/10 as would most others. For some reason though she caught my eye very quickly, and over the last two months we've become a lot closer. I am so damn attracted to this girl for reasons I cannot explain. Nothing extraordinary in the face or body, doesn't really wear much makeup, she's kinda reserved and shy, just average.

 I do not get tied down/catch feelings easily, and have hooked up with girls far hotter than her, but I cannot understand why I am so attracted to her?! She obviously likes me back, but she has a boyfriend of nearly a year. It's like every time I make her laugh or she smiles she turns into my own personal 10/10. Feel like a little bish even typing this out but venting is good ya know? I just wanna buy her flowers and give her forehead kisses all day.

Pretty much: Catchin feelings for girl with a bf, what do.

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The Flood / Re: >need a facebook for tinder
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:28:16 PM »
My name on facebook is Huge Ballz because I did it on a dare and had no idea you could not change it back for a couple of months lol

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The Flood / Re: "LANA SIT ON MY FACE"
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:27:11 PM »
Lana del bae


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