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The Flood / Re: tfw your ex tries talking to you again
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:54:52 PM »
And ex of mine broke my heart a little over 3 years ago. She left the relationship very vague/passively. Since then I have gained muscle, height, goodlooks, confidence, smarts, life experiences, and mindfullness.

Saw her at a mutual friends dinner a few months ago. We talked and later that night i fuked her in the back of my car right outside the dinner. She asks if I want to fix things and that she is still in love with me, I say nah bish I'm living life and then I left to go party with my friends, never talked to her again.

 Felt good mayne, that's the only alpha-type story I have & I realized I was a dick but boy do i love reliving the moment

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The Flood / Re: Serious Humor Thread
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:48:21 PM »
It should be mandatory to inject these males with testosterone gawdamn

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The Flood / Re: flood Florida meet up
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:44:27 PM »
Florida sucks dick

**Cali crew**

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The Flood / Re: Do you like me?
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:42:13 PM »
i lava you

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The Flood / Re: This woman has the most perfect body possible.
« on: December 30, 2014, 07:39:18 PM »
NOPE

the body of a goddess


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The Flood / Re: tomorrow is new years
« on: December 30, 2014, 04:44:18 AM »
I actually have no clue

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The Flood / Re: inspirational knowledge
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:01:47 AM »
Stephen King didn't say that

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever stimulated your prostate?
« on: December 29, 2014, 05:01:54 AM »
Have searched but couldn't find it so I gave up and never tried again. Felt dirty lol

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The Flood / Re: Meditation(no hippie)
« on: December 29, 2014, 05:00:27 AM »
Just did my first session, feeling really calm and my breathing is still pretty slow 10 minutes after finishing. Mind feels clear, feeling witty(placebo?)

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The Flood / Re: How close have you came to death?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:57:48 AM »
Shit is gonna get dark.
First spoiler is full story, second is tl;dr

Spoiler
In my freshman year of highschool I was extremely sad, my girlfriend at that time had just committed suicide, I had just desperately went back to my abusive ex convincing myself we could still have a good relationship, we didn't, and I was not doing well in school. At homecoming it would mark the anniversary of when I first went on a date with the abusive girlfriend so I wanted to take her out to a nice night. We went to a local restaurant but we started fighting before we could even go in and she ended up leaving me outside it and going home, I had no phone so I walked a couple miles home. When I got home the girl was calling me, she wanted to still go to homecoming so I got over the fight and took her.

When we got there she ditched me (and later I found out she made out with another guy at that time). I hung around some friends until it ended and she acted like everything was good when we left. She wanted me to take her home, and I did.

Fast forward a few weeks and this girl is keeping me hooked but dating the guy she cheated on me with, I hated life, and everyone around me in that group of friends hated me. I was talking to the girl one night on facebook and she was telling me how great the guys dick was, at that point I snapped, I got up and went to the closet, I got one of those firm guitar chords, put it around a high up pole, got up on a chair, and pushed it over. Turns out the pole was not stable and it gave out, and there I was, sitting there, looking up at my closet light, wondering what just happened. After that life still sucked for a bit but I handled it and I am very happy in a great relationship now :)

Spoiler
I tried to hang myself, didn't work out, after that life got better and I am very happy now and I do not have a -1 on the scoreboard.
that girl is a piece of shit bro, good for you on being happy now.

Never been close to death. Had guns pulled on me/around me couple of times but I doubt I would've died lol

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The Flood / Re: Pornstars
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:55:06 AM »
Just busted one to goddess Sunny Leone

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The Flood / Re: Which users are most intelligent in these categories?
« on: December 29, 2014, 04:52:45 AM »
Yeah those categories are cool and all but what about fitness??

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The Flood / Re: Meditation(no hippie)
« on: December 29, 2014, 02:44:36 AM »
Well, does ASMR count? That's about the only experience with mediation I've had.
I like ASMR too, my favorite one is one at a mall kiosk with a lady selling a fingernail polisher to some youtube guy. I was about to post it but i think the sound was taken down or something because it's not playing for me

But I wouldn't say they are the same. Mediation comes from actively clearing your mind, not just relaxing

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The Flood / Re: Pornstars
« on: December 29, 2014, 02:37:10 AM »


somebody help

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The Flood / Re: Pornstars
« on: December 29, 2014, 02:32:09 AM »
Pornstars never really catch my attention, I don't even watch porn anymore but Sunny Leone definitely did. This lady is a goddess.





I'm on nofap but just googling sfw images of her made me want to spank one

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The Flood / Meditation(no hippie)
« on: December 29, 2014, 02:27:38 AM »
Hello

For years I have read through tons of articles and firsthand accounts on meditation, and the numerous benefits that come from it. Focusing on the present moment, being able to concentrate better, and the ability to remain calm in any situation would all be very beneficial to my life and many of yours as well.

The mind is everything. Mediation gives you greater control of your mind, it can help rid of anxieties and it even lowers blood pressure.

I'm finally going to make a full commitment to start mediating, which is why I am making this thread. I will be mediating at least 30 minutes everyday.

To start off I will be listening to 7.5 Hz Theta waves for about 10 minutes
YouTube


Then I will listen to a guided mediation for about 10 minutes

Then I will do a mindfulness mediation for about 10 minutes which involves
-Breathing in through the nose
-Breathing deeply into the diaphragm
-Focusing only on breath, not allowing any other thoughts to come into my mind. If they do come, you acknowledge that there are thoughts there and let them pass.

I've meditated before and have felt great but I could never stick to it, so I will post in this thread every now and then to look back on my progress. Do you have experience with mediation? What are your opinions on it?

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The Flood / Re: Record for longest object inserted in your ass?
« on: December 28, 2014, 10:35:50 PM »
Like an inch of a suppository

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The Flood / Re: user tiers (totally not biased at all)
« on: December 28, 2014, 10:34:41 PM »
i NEED to be on this list
you're not half bad, bud
i NEED to be on this list
You are on my list

my list of love <3

also I forgot to put you on people I'd hang with IRL
thanks bros

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The Flood / Re: user tiers (totally not biased at all)
« on: December 28, 2014, 10:30:56 PM »
i NEED to be on this list

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The Flood / Re: What other sites do you use?
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:20:02 AM »
bodybuilding.com
reddit
bungie.net
twitter
youtube

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The Flood / Re: Post your goals.
« on: December 23, 2014, 04:26:08 AM »
My main goal is to have a large, freakishly beautiful physique

like this

6'2" 240 pounds of solid muscle. I want to command respect and attract attention whenever I walk into a room. I do not want to look like an average person.

 That's my main goal. I'm in school, don't really know what I want to be. Cars, clothing, shoes, most of it doesn't interest me. But everything I do from how I eat to how much I sleep to what I read is all directed towards achieving a body like this.
But what are you going to do? Don't you want to be someone?

Muscles aren't really going to get you anything but whores to fuck. It's a lot of effort for for little reward, but I won't judge.
I will be somebody. I have no idea how I am going to become somebody, but I just know I will be. I can't explain it, it's like I have a burning sensation so deep inside of me that just KNOWS I will be a success. Like it has already happened, and I went back in time to live through and experience the journey. It seems delusional to anyone else but I've never been more certain of something in my life. And right now the journey is taking me to obtain a great physique.
Hopefully you're right.
Bro if somebody told me stuff similar to what I am saying i'd think they were nuts lol

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The Flood / Re: Who was it that wanted to see my b.net mute list?
« on: December 23, 2014, 04:23:59 AM »
i don't mute anyone cause i don't have a fukin vagina

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The Flood / Re: Post your goals.
« on: December 23, 2014, 04:15:08 AM »
My main goal is to have a large, freakishly beautiful physique

like this

6'2" 240 pounds of solid muscle. I want to command respect and attract attention whenever I walk into a room. I do not want to look like an average person.

 That's my main goal. I'm in school, don't really know what I want to be. Cars, clothing, shoes, most of it doesn't interest me. But everything I do from how I eat to how much I sleep to what I read is all directed towards achieving a body like this.
But what are you going to do? Don't you want to be someone?

Muscles aren't really going to get you anything but whores to fuck. It's a lot of effort for for little reward, but I won't judge.
I will be somebody. I have no idea how I am going to become somebody, but I just know I will be. I can't explain it, it's like I have a burning sensation so deep inside of me that just KNOWS I will be a success. Like it has already happened, and I went back in time to live through and experience the journey. It seems delusional to anyone else but I've never been more certain of something in my life. And right now the journey is taking me to obtain a great physique.

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The Flood / Re: Post your goals.
« on: December 23, 2014, 03:36:37 AM »
My main goal is to have a large, freakishly beautiful physique

like this

6'2" 240 pounds of solid muscle. I want to command respect and attract attention whenever I walk into a room. I do not want to look like an average person.

 That's my main goal. I'm in school, don't really know what I want to be. Cars, clothing, shoes, most of it doesn't interest me. But everything I do from how I eat to how much I sleep to what I read is all directed towards achieving a body like this.

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The Flood / Re: I thought of something that would turn you guys on.
« on: December 23, 2014, 03:14:12 AM »
he's so cute lol

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The Flood / Re: Just downed 480mg of DXM, AMA
« on: December 23, 2014, 03:12:53 AM »
I haven't smoked in over 3 months. My friend just came back to town from college and wants me to hit a dab with him tomorrow. I can't look like a pussy it just isn't me


How fuked up will I be?

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The Flood / Re: what are some of your favorite song lyrics?
« on: December 23, 2014, 03:10:45 AM »
I fantasized about this back in Chicago
Mercy mercy me, that murcielago
Thats me the first year that I blow
How you say broke in spanish? me no hablo

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The Flood / Re: Just downed 480mg of DXM, AMA
« on: December 23, 2014, 03:08:08 AM »
Proof marijuana is a gateway drug smh

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The Flood / Re: How old are you, bbys?
« on: December 23, 2014, 03:07:19 AM »
22 and already feel like my best years are behind me...holidays sure aren't the same anymore.
Nah bro you're almost in your prime. I will reach my prime everything around age 24-26 and i'll try to stretch it out as long as I can.

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The Flood / Re: How old are you, bbys?
« on: December 23, 2014, 03:06:22 AM »
18 and not getting any younger

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