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6271
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:38:39 PM »
I'm too modest
Srs answer: I have an unjustified superiority complex, also I go from moods of extreme self doubt and depression to literally feeling like gods gift to mankind.
6272
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:12:52 PM »
Never understood why people fight over this lol, my foreskin disappears when it's erect , plus I can collect cum in their for later
*there Sorry
6273
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:10:30 PM »
This is going to sound bad but I LOVE fat people. You see, I'm a tall, attractive, muscular young man, so I am physically superior to most fat people( no hate just facts). This gives me such a confidence boost, I walk around and catch them sneaking glances at my body in fitted clothing, while they struggle to pull their shirts over their belly buttons. Honestly the more fat people there are the better I look in comparison.
"And when everyone's super, no one will be"- Syndrome
6274
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:05:32 PM »
Never understood why people fight over this lol, my foreskin disappears when it's erect , plus I can collect cum in their for later
6275
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:03:30 PM »
Fuk off @ peeps itt
6276
« on: January 12, 2015, 04:52:29 PM »
I don't even sit to shit
I don't have a fuking vagina nomsayin
6277
« on: January 12, 2015, 04:49:48 PM »
I go though short periods similar to that, emphasis on short, and eventually recover and build up to the complete opposite(like I am now)
You cannot convince me I'm not some type of demigod
6278
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:43:02 AM »
Are you high?
No, haven't done any type of drug in over a month(excluding new years alcohol).
6279
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:36:23 AM »
I am having intense feelings that are similar to hypomania right now, at 3:30am I feel like I am on top of the world, and nothing can bring me down. I have a ton of energy, feel incredibly overconfident, and I have the strongest urge to just go out and SUCCEED and take on whatever the world throws at me. I honestly feel like a god right now, and I know this isn't just normal confidence. All of these feelings came in a rush out of nowhere about 20 minutes ago. I'm a little scared right now, not because of something I might do but because I don't want these feelings to go away, almost like I dread the moment where this overconfidence leaves me  No discussion value but it's 3:30 so who cares
6280
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:22:29 AM »
Loaf
6281
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:17:09 AM »
To become a physically superior god among men
6282
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:10:54 AM »
RATS
Getting paralyzed / becoming potato
Being average
Testicular Torsion
6283
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:22:17 AM »
i have not had sex since OCTOBER WTF
end of vent
edit:october hehe but still
6284
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:15:43 AM »
HAHA fuking EVILBAD
6285
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:14:25 AM »
Boss Cool
6286
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:12:18 AM »
Jive Turkey
Pros: is the GOAT
Cons: literally none
6287
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:31:21 AM »
i want a milf so bad ;_;
6288
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:27:04 AM »
>soy
"soy" goodbye to your manhood m8
6289
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:25:12 AM »
Not even joking, no internet tough guy, I'd wreck that kids angus so hard
6290
« on: January 08, 2015, 05:06:04 PM »
I write down the day and time
is there an app or some shit for this
I just write it in a notebook filled with other random stuff. I like to keep track for my nofap progress
Currently I'm on a mission to bust the biggest nut of all time. I have the day recorded as Monday December 26 2:15am. Gonna go a whole month while taking supplements(zinc/goatweed/magnesium/other vitamins and foods) to build it up, then explode on some lucky girls face
lol drink lots of V8
for some reason V8 gives me horse balls
It's the veggies man. I try to eat 4-5 heads of celery a day, usually I just blend them in a smoothie. Chit makes your balls massive
6291
« on: January 08, 2015, 05:01:26 PM »
Max I'm not really bragging at all.
I just bought a new truck for 40k and a new pool for 20k. Those both cost much more and I didn't write about them.
Also I know guys. The Phillies suck right now
Pics of truck?
6292
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:58:56 PM »
I write down the day and time
is there an app or some shit for this
I just write it in a notebook filled with other random stuff. I like to keep track for my nofap progress Currently I'm on a mission to bust the biggest nut of all time. I have the day recorded as Monday December 29 2:15am. Gonna go a whole month while taking supplements(zinc/goatweed/magnesium/other vitamins and foods) to build it up, then explode on some lucky girls face
6293
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:53:54 PM »
I write down the day and time
6294
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:50:44 PM »
no, like goostby food is literally always on my mind
6295
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:49:28 PM »
baseball easily the weakest sport
6296
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:48:21 PM »
Boil water
Put ramen in
Plop a few eggs in the boiling ramen water(plop is the sound they make when dropped)
Let the eggs poach, enjoy ramen with eggs cooked in
delicious and you can easily get 600 calories for like 50 cents
6297
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:05:48 AM »
That'll be me in 4 years hehe
6298
« on: January 08, 2015, 01:54:45 AM »
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when
6299
« on: January 08, 2015, 01:54:17 AM »
Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
6300
« on: January 08, 2015, 01:05:25 AM »
Half of these threads never make any fuking sense
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