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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Are You Happy With Where You Are In Life?
« on: January 13, 2015, 03:31:08 PM »
Yes very happy, but not content. I can do and will do much better

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The Flood / Re: What are your flaws?
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:38:39 PM »
I'm too modest



Srs answer: I have an unjustified superiority complex, also I go from moods of extreme self doubt and depression to literally feeling like gods gift to mankind.

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Never understood why people fight over this lol, my foreskin disappears when it's erect , plus I can collect cum in their for later


*there

Sorry

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The Flood / Re: This is why I despise fat people
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:10:30 PM »
This is going to sound bad but I LOVE fat people. You see,  I'm a tall, attractive, muscular young man, so I am physically superior to most fat people( no hate just facts). This gives me such a confidence boost, I walk around and catch them sneaking glances at my body in fitted clothing, while they struggle to pull their shirts over their belly buttons. Honestly the more fat people there are the better I look in comparison.

"And when everyone's super, no one will be"- Syndrome

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Never understood why people fight over this lol, my foreskin disappears when it's erect , plus I can collect cum in their for later

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The Flood / Re: Does
« on: January 12, 2015, 05:03:30 PM »
Fuk off @ peeps itt

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The Flood / Re: Do you pee standing up or sitting down
« on: January 12, 2015, 04:52:29 PM »
I don't even sit to shit


I don't have a fuking vagina nomsayin

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The Flood / Re: It is that time again.
« on: January 12, 2015, 04:49:48 PM »
I go though short periods similar to that, emphasis on short, and eventually recover and build up to the complete opposite(like I am now)

You cannot convince me I'm not some type of demigod

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The Flood / Re: Hypomania
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:43:02 AM »
Are you high?
No, haven't done any type of drug in over a month(excluding new years alcohol).

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The Flood / Hypomania
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:36:23 AM »
I am having intense feelings that are similar to hypomania right now, at 3:30am

I feel like I am on top of the world, and nothing can bring me down. I have a ton of energy, feel incredibly overconfident, and I have the strongest urge to just go out and SUCCEED and take on whatever the world throws at me. I honestly feel like a god right now, and I know this isn't just normal confidence. All of these feelings came in a rush out of nowhere about 20 minutes ago.

I'm a little scared right now, not because of something I might do but because I don't want these feelings to go away, almost like I dread the moment where this overconfidence leaves me  :-\

No discussion value but it's 3:30 so who cares

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The Flood / Re: You are forced to babysit one of the following:
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:22:29 AM »
Loaf

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The Flood / Re: What are your aspirations/life plans?
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:17:09 AM »
To become a physically superior god among men

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The Flood / Re: Post your fears
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:10:54 AM »
RATS

Getting paralyzed / becoming potato

Being average

Testicular Torsion




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The Flood / Re: Vent thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:22:17 AM »
i have not had sex since OCTOBER WTF

end of vent


edit:october hehe but still

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The Flood / Re: whoaaa this is just like the old site
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:15:43 AM »
HAHA fuking EVILBAD

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The Flood / Re: Which user, would you say, on average
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:14:25 AM »
Boss Cool

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The Flood / Re: The best and worst qualities of certain users
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:12:18 AM »
Jive Turkey

Pros: is the GOAT

Cons: literally none

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The Flood / Re: You are going to get laid, but you have to choose one.
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:31:21 AM »
i want a milf so bad ;_;

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The Flood / Re: Soya Crisps
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:27:04 AM »
>soy

"soy" goodbye to your manhood m8

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck lol
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:25:12 AM »
Not even joking, no internet tough guy, I'd wreck that kids angus so hard

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The Flood / Re: why is it so challenging
« on: January 08, 2015, 05:06:04 PM »


I write down the day and time
is there an app or some shit for this
I just write it in a notebook filled with other random stuff. I like to keep track for my nofap progress

Currently I'm on a mission to bust the biggest nut of all time. I have the day recorded as Monday December 26 2:15am. Gonna go a whole month while taking supplements(zinc/goatweed/magnesium/other vitamins and foods) to build it up, then explode on some lucky girls face
lol drink lots of V8

for some reason V8 gives me horse balls
It's the veggies man. I try to eat 4-5 heads of celery a day, usually I just blend them in a smoothie. Chit makes your balls massive

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The Flood / Re: Just spent 7 grand on a last place MLB team's tickets
« on: January 08, 2015, 05:01:26 PM »
Max I'm not really bragging at all.

I just bought a new truck for 40k and a new pool for 20k. Those both cost much more and I didn't write about them.

Also I know guys. The Phillies suck right now
Pics of truck?

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The Flood / Re: why is it so challenging
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:58:56 PM »

I write down the day and time
is there an app or some shit for this
I just write it in a notebook filled with other random stuff. I like to keep track for my nofap progress

Currently I'm on a mission to bust the biggest nut of all time. I have the day recorded as Monday December 29 2:15am. Gonna go a whole month while taking supplements(zinc/goatweed/magnesium/other vitamins and foods) to build it up, then explode on some lucky girls face

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The Flood / Re: why is it so challenging
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:53:54 PM »
I write down the day and time

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever forget to eat sometimes
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:50:44 PM »
no, like goostby food is literally always on my mind

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The Flood / Re: Just spent 7 grand on a last place MLB team's tickets
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:49:28 PM »
baseball easily the weakest sport

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The Flood / Re: Food you make when you're broke
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:48:21 PM »
Boil water

Put ramen in

Plop a few eggs in the boiling ramen water(plop is the sound they make when dropped)

Let the eggs poach, enjoy ramen with eggs cooked in

delicious and you can easily get 600 calories for like 50 cents

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The Flood / Re: And so did Hercules walked naked around the city
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:05:48 AM »
That'll be me in 4 years hehe

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Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when

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Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?

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