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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Post the best albums of their respective bands/artists
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:44:20 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What are your biggest personal flaws?
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:53:40 AM »
I can be very manipulative(nobody knows this though so it's kinda cool)

And I'm pretty narcissistic and delusional to a certain degree(most successful people are)

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The Flood / Re: chloe moretz appreciation thread pt 2
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:51:17 AM »
would not pull out/10

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The Flood / Re: What's your best quality?
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:49:35 AM »
I have infinite potential for growth. My humor, knowledge, strength, compassion, wealth, mindfulness, everything about me continues to become better every single day. The person I am today is much better than the person I was last month, and so on. 

I'm like the next stage in evolution brahs

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The Flood / Re: >tfw I fap to cute guys but i'm not gay
« on: January 26, 2015, 08:44:33 PM »
I only like cute girls but I'm not straight

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The Flood / Re: COULD I TAKE CLASS IN A FIGHT
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:36:22 PM »
i'll fight u m8

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The Flood / Re: Last dream you remember
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:35:31 PM »
There's a cute girl I've hungout with in a group like twice, she is good friends with a girl I used to be involved with. Shortish, very athletic, fat muscular booty, nice skin and funny. Haven't spoken more than 100 words to her and I haven't seen her in weeks. She's dating a highschool football player alpha jock black guy(he and i are cool)

I had a dream me and her were hanging out at a park and she told me she had feelings for me, then he came and told me to fuk off and she jumped on my back for a piggyback ride telling me to leave with her. Physically felt so real brahs

I think this dream is telling me to go rescue her from him

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The Flood / Re: Irrefutable proof that PSU is not in England right now
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:14:23 PM »
I have literally said PSU is a phony since day one on bnet come on brahs


Real recognizes real, and i'm a real nigga

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The Flood / Re: Fucking nyquil
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:11:31 PM »
Bout two weeks ago the two days before school started I bought some zzquil to fix my sleep schedule(sleep at 5 wake at 12). Took 2.5 servings first night, hallucinated weird chit and had crazy realistic dreams. Much less the second day and now I don't fuk with it

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The Flood / Re: Irrefutable proof that PSU is not in England right now
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:07:25 PM »
What a  goob

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Definitely not attractive

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The Flood / Re: Spending Saturday night on the internet.
« on: January 24, 2015, 08:45:57 PM »
I love spending Saturday nights on the internet. I feel like I learn the most those nights where everyone is out and I'm a cozy boy. I always watch interesting movies, learn new skills, or just enjoy time talking to other people doing the exact same as me.


Not tonight tho i'm boutta smash a sloot that just hit me up to hangout tonight

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The Flood / Re: Who are the biggest attention whores?
« on: January 24, 2015, 07:57:21 PM »
i need to up my game to make this list

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The Flood / Re: fast food stories
« on: January 24, 2015, 07:56:07 PM »
one time bit down on a fuking tooth in my clam chowder(definitely not my tooth). I gagged it out and tossed it under the table, never told anyone until years later

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The Flood / Re: at a party
« on: January 24, 2015, 07:54:07 PM »
eating, going to head to my friends, probably play some yugioh, then go find parties

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haha hell nah this is some sort of trap

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The Flood / Re: I am single and ready to mingle, AMA
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:19:27 AM »
i love you how much do you love me?

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The Flood / Re: do you believe in setting low standards for yourself?
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:19:11 AM »
I have the highest standards brah, for everything! I don't associate myself with mediocrity

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The Flood / Re: Just tried an edible for the first time
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:17:00 AM »
I've had some potent ass brownies man. They locked me in the passenger car seat, felt paranoid as fuk the whole time.

Another time I had brownies with 2 friends and 1 girl. It hit the other 3 pretty hard, me the least so I was like the leader, and I decided we needed to go to the Gay Prom event at my highschool that was going on at that moment. I started eating all the food, the girl was chilling with one of her friends, I lost one guy(he was hiding under the car haha) and the other dude was tripping out at all the lights and people. Much better the second time around but I really don't use edibles(or maryj in general)

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The Flood / Re: Your favorite rapper?
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:04:59 AM »
chance the rapper gets honorable mention. acid rap was great
I've hearing tons of talk about this guy, guess i gotta check him out now

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The Flood / Re: Your favorite rapper?
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:04:13 AM »
KANYEEZY

Kanye's the GOAT seriously. I also like J Cole, some Kendrick, and Eminem.

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The Flood / Re: How successful do you think you will be?
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:20:57 AM »
I'm thinking giant statue, city in my name type success. I'll get there too

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Turkey plz
Brah it'd be dope having a princess

I obviously know better than to do that but a guy can dream  ::)

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The Flood / Re: "I don't find black girls attractive"
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:15:22 AM »
this beat is automatic supersonic hypnotic funky freshhh

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The Flood / Re: "I don't find black girls attractive"
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:12:57 AM »
Mixed black girls are one of the top girls



I would impregnate her easily

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The Flood / Re: If you had total immunity from the law for a day...
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:10:47 AM »
Buy so many steroids. Just to have em

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Makes no sense to me brahs.

Brb when I was sweet to girls, gave in depth replies to her, took an actual interest in what she has to say and support her ect I'd get friendzoned 65% of the time

Recently as a sort of experiment I started being careless/uninterested and it makes them so wet IDK why.

Conversation I'm having with a girl right now through text:
Her: So what are you doing? (:
Me: eating wbu
Her: oh you love to eat, maybe i can cook for you sometime (:
me: Idk i'm pretty good at cooking my own food
Her: Come over sometime, i'll cook for you and make the trip worth your while (;
me: i'll have to think about it if i'm not busy

Pretty much the blandest replies and girls eat that shit up. I'd much rather treat them like princesses tho :/

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The Flood / Re: Body Weight Fitness - Noob
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:59:50 AM »
First off how tall are you? 120 could either be just thin, or it can be on that hungry skeletor mode. If it's possible I recommend using weights as it is easier to track, add weight, and feels badass cuz you get strong AF.

You will definitely feel like Bambi the first couple times you workout, don't worry it will get better. It's muscle memory, the more you do it the better and more fluidly you will be able to do the movement(like playing the piano or masturbation with your left hand).

Watch some videos on youtube for form on whatever exercise you do, form is very important!!!

Diet is very important too. To gain weight you're going to want to eat more than your Base metabolic rate(how many calories you burn throughout the entire day from walking/eating/playing vidyagames/sleeping). So if altogether you are buring 2000 calories a day, eating 2300 calories will make you gain weight, and likewise eating 1700 will make you lose it. Google a few BMR calculators to get a good idea of where you should be.

You're going to want to have a balanced diet of Protein, fat, and carbs. Carbs for energy, fat for hormone regulation, and protein for the rebuilding of muscle.

My favorite carb sources:
Pasta
Noodles
Bread
Oatmeal
Ice Cream
Vegetables
Fruit
Chocolate

Fav protein sources:
Chicken
Beef
Eggs
Milk
Cheese
Protein Shakes

Favorite fat sources:
Olive Oil
Nuts
Peanut Butter
Dairy

Most foods will have a mix of protein/carbs/fats. Eat variety! Not because of some broscience but because it keeps you feeling good. Also I recommend getting a multivitamin and eating a few servings of vegetables and fruits everyday, you will feel much better physically. Any more questions ask me I probably left stuff out because I write stuff up like this often so I forget stuff haha

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The Flood / Re: Body Weight Fitness - Noob
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:47:28 AM »
Ask Jive Turkey he's a future bodybuilder

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The Flood / Re: Welcome to Sep7agon
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:46:16 AM »
I truthfully do not even know any of the moderators LMAO

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