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The Flood / Re: Characters/People who you identify with?
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:19:35 AM »
Patrick Bateman


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The Flood / Re: My 2nd Sep7agon Picture Thread
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:17:28 AM »
Nice jawline OP

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The Flood / Re: 10/10 Waifus
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:14:34 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Batch
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:13:46 AM »
Green tea for godly gains

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The Flood / Re: Am I a loser?
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:11:16 AM »
Not at all

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The Flood / Re: Everything at McDonalds can be eaten by vegetarians.
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:10:56 AM »
You made me crave mcdonalds

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The Flood / Re: Most noteworthy members here?
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:10:17 AM »
JIVE TURKEY

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The Flood / Re: Why don't you have a gf
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:09:46 AM »
I have like 5 gfs.


Get in the way of my goals though. I have lots of chicks trynna hop on that Jive Turkey dick but I pretty much disregard them all


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The Flood / Re: Inhale.
« on: February 04, 2015, 03:29:03 PM »
fuking gross

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The Flood / Re: Alright im making sandwiches
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:49:55 PM »
That sandwich looks weak tbh


I am currently eating 3 salmon burgers double stacked(with 6 patties on the side cause they're kinda small) a pound of macaroni salad and tons of mushroom and spinach. come at me brah

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The Flood / Re: OOOH I HAD A BAD DAY I THINK IMMA KILL MYSELF
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:44:33 PM »
Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 03, 2015, 10:30:56 PM
I'd rather die than work at Kmart to be honest.
Why?

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The Flood / Re: Defining traits of specific users
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:43:28 PM »
Jive Turkey: a fucking legend

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The Flood / Re: Regrets thread
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:34:36 PM »
I feel like I have no regrets

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The Flood / Re: Which of these sounds the most interesting to you?
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:32:17 PM »
I like Hollow

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The Flood / Re: People need to respect me
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:28:43 PM »
Maybe once you suck this cock

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The Flood / Re: If I were to ever get drunk..
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:26:15 PM »
The thing I hate about being drunk is when you close your eyes you're on a rollercoaster

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The Flood / Re: I'm back bitches
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:22:58 PM »
Hello love

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The Flood / Re: where were you when bungie was kil
« on: February 03, 2015, 01:51:52 AM »
I was close to mythic :(

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The Flood / Re: Guess what?
« on: February 03, 2015, 01:50:52 AM »
Really cannot argue with that

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The Flood / Re: How often do you bust a nut?
« on: February 03, 2015, 01:43:47 AM »
 Haven't had sex since October cuzz  :-X


I'll masturbate once or twice every week. I have a high sex drive and willpower of a demigod

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The Flood / Re: I will never fucking understand this.
« on: February 03, 2015, 01:41:57 AM »
Wish stuff like this happened to me. I'd have said "nah fuck off"

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The Flood / Re: dude bro's be like
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:04:21 PM »
that's how it is

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The Flood / Re: Vaccines cause autism
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:01:39 PM »
I don't get this type of trolling mayne. It's dumb, just be a real 1 and say what you mean

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The Flood / Re: the best thing about the super bowl 2015
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:56:06 AM »
It was Snoop Dogg in there


Katy Perry is so bad. I'd wife

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The Flood / Re: Alright, if you Had to Pick
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:54:40 AM »
Would I be receiving or giving to Jabba?

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The Flood / Re: Welp, anarchy is over.
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:25:25 AM »
I didn't even notice it there maaaannnn :/

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The Flood / Re: Do You Experience This?
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:24:21 AM »
Sometimes. The other day I passed by myself in the mirror and for some reason my brain went blank trying to recognize myself. I thought "This is my vessel. This is how I experience the world around me". Kinda weird

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The Flood / Re: Super Bowl Group
« on: February 01, 2015, 09:07:28 PM »
Watching superhumans fight gets me hyped

Amazing game

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The Flood / Re: Why aren't you watching the Super Bowl tonight?
« on: February 01, 2015, 06:08:40 PM »
Go pats hehe

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if you knocked your girlfriend up at age 16?
« on: January 29, 2015, 03:23:22 PM »
Heavily influence an abortion

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