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The Flood / Re: What are you doing tonight?
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:26:57 PM »
Just got home from gym. Eating cashews and subway. Have 3 options

Stay home and get cozy, watch the hobbit and browse forums
Go to friends house, hangout with 3 other dudes MAYBE smoke some weed and play yugioh and vidya games
Go with different group of friends to some parties, get turnt probably eat fast food and see lots of shenanigans

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:58:29 PM »
Punch him in the fuking throat and laugh at him with all my friends while he cries on the floor

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The Flood / Re: I hugged a girl for the first time today
« on: February 13, 2015, 02:34:32 AM »
That's tight bro

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The Flood / Re: Let's get personal!
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:07:53 AM »
This is pretty much my life story:


Oldest of 3. From Kindergarten to 8th grade I went to a VERY small private school. Our graduating class had 8 kids including me. I was pretty talkative, sort of a class clown I guess. Never played sports or anything, was always very skinny fat and unathletic. Loved video games ya know? I went into highschool 5'6" and 115lbs, with the face of a baby and a bad case of social anxiety. I knew maybe 3 people going into highschool, going from a class of eight people in my age group to about 2000. I hungout with the group of people I knew, who made friends with some drama students so that's who I hungout with my freshman year. I would sit there and think of how much cooler I was than them, and how I should be with the popular kids and pretty girls, what a huge faggot i was now that i look back.

Then sophomore year I joined cross country and made friends with a few mexican dudes, very fast runners, who quickly became my best friends. Cross country was a blast, I made lots of runner friends, and started talking to more girls ect. That's where my life changed, because there were two wrestlers in xc who were super buff. They would walk around school confidently, people respected them, girls loved them, guys wanted to be them, I knew I had to be like that. I joined a gym, started lifting weights and fell in love.

Jr year was uneventful in terms of me changing really, still lifted, talked to pretty girls, felt a false sense of confidence, also got semi chubby from bulking so hard.

Senior year was the best year by far. By now I was one of the biggest/most aesthetic kids in school, I was like the wrestlers from all those years back. I hungout with the hottest group of girls in my school, messed around with the heavenly blessed beauty cheerleaders, friends with all the sports players, invited to the parties, and I was friendly with everyone, especially the group I used to hangout with freshman year because I was more comfortable with myself, so I wouldn't feel the need to be cooler. Confidence here was at all all time high(still is really).

 Then I started looking into a lot of books involving ego death, mindfulness, the power of the subconscious mind, philosophy, and helping others. I love to meditate and am a very calm person now. I'm nice to everyone I meet, hate when people bully and will stand up to anyone to defend that, and I have the mindset that I can literally be whatever I want to be, the universe will bend to my desires.

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The Flood / Re: Let's get personal!
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:41:14 AM »
I would but you niggas wouldn't care :'(
I would :)

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The Flood / Re: How tall are you?
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:13:18 PM »
Wow lots of tall peeps here

I'm 6'2" 197-199lbs

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The Flood / Re: Do you think Septagon is rude in real life?
« on: February 12, 2015, 01:11:10 PM »
I'm probably one of the nicest people you'd ever meet irl

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The Flood / Re: I want something else
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:46:31 AM »
Spoiler
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I want something else
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:44:35 AM »
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf
holy fukin feeeeels bro  :-\


someone help i'm listening to edgy early 2000 alternative rock love songs right now

Post em
Spoiler
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I want something else
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:36:00 AM »
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf
holy fukin feeeeels bro  :-\


someone help i'm listening to edgy early 2000 alternative rock love songs right now

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The Flood / I want something else
« on: February 12, 2015, 02:29:02 AM »
to get me through this, semi charmed kind of life

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The Flood / Re: Can someone please..
« on: February 11, 2015, 04:16:10 PM »
I decided that in the future if I ever make a rap to a beat it would be this beat

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Why do most of you follow science over religion?
« on: February 11, 2015, 04:02:29 PM »
YouTube
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lmao this is what i thought of

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The Flood / Who is the overall most attractive person here?(besides me)
« on: February 11, 2015, 03:58:17 PM »
I'm talking everything physical. Face, height, skin complexion, body, voice ect. I'm disqualified for obvious reasons.

Who is it? I'm thinking maybe jimmy cause he's jimmy or Gastby. Could very easily be proven wrong though as I have not seen everyone/don't remember everyone

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The Flood / Re: What idiot designed this shit?
« on: February 11, 2015, 12:14:46 AM »
I would wear that but rip the sleeves off

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The Flood / Re: Kanye ALMOST pulled the mic away again
« on: February 10, 2015, 07:52:42 PM »
Kanye the GOAT

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The Flood / Re: Do you Manscape?
« on: February 10, 2015, 07:52:11 PM »
I let my pubic hairs grow all the way, because my sweat and pheromones collect and the smell literally makes girls fling themselves at me.


>2015
>Not using the powers of pheremones

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The Flood / Re: What are raves like?
« on: February 10, 2015, 07:48:56 PM »
I'm actually starting to plan with friends to go. If I were you OP I would do it sooner than later, before the rave fad dies out. I'm thinking maybe EDC 2016. My one time i'd like to go big ya know?



Some people tell me it's the most fun they've had in their lives. idk about all that but it does look insane

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The Flood / Re: The mind is amazing
« on: February 10, 2015, 04:23:48 PM »
Mind over matter bro

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The Flood / Re: http://i.imgur.com/fuluc3S.gif
« on: February 10, 2015, 04:23:29 PM »
wow this gif looks familiar

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The Flood / Re: so i finally got netflix
« on: February 10, 2015, 04:23:09 PM »
Things I would watch on netflix:

Breaking Bad
Lost
Supernatural
House of Cards
It's always Sunny
Firefly
Yu Gi OH

We probably have very different taste though

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The Flood / Re: The mind is amazing
« on: February 10, 2015, 04:17:23 PM »
Mind over matter bro

I strengthen my mind every day. I probably have one of the most powerful minds in this group

Oh yeah 8)

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This church looks like God himself came down and made it. You're delusional if you think some blue dots with a black background are more beautiful than this


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The Flood / Re: I've had a really rough couple of days
« on: February 10, 2015, 03:40:08 PM »
MUST WATCH

YouTube

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Space is cool and all but Christianity is much more beautiful. Have you ever seen stained glass windows?


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The Flood / Re: I know that ice cream is very fun and very interesting
« on: February 10, 2015, 03:35:17 PM »
I was just at the grocery store getting ice cream, definitely would have benefited from watching these videos before I left

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Yeah sometimes I get super strong urges to play fallout 3

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The Flood / Re: if you eat mint flavored anything
« on: February 10, 2015, 02:42:42 PM »
Mint chocolates are pretty great

But mint ice cream is :(((((

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The Flood / Re: The best year of your life.
« on: February 10, 2015, 02:41:05 PM »
Literally every year has been better than the last one. I'm a rocket ship on my way to mars bb I can only go up

what happens when you reach Mars? what goes up must come down
second part of that lyric says on a collision course. So once I get there(my peak) I die pretty much

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The Flood / Re: GTFIH quick
« on: February 10, 2015, 02:38:11 PM »
Anyone recommending MINT get the FUCK out of my thread

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