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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: To sell or not to sell...
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:45:06 PM »
Don't do it bro

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The Flood / Re: Can you still get the job done with 5inches?
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:36:34 PM »
That feel when you pull it out and she gasps and her eyes get big

Having a big dick is a psychological boost, it will turn her on heavily just for the fact that it's huge. She'll be wet and expecting great dick before you even do anything, huge plus and makes for great sex

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The Flood / Re: Teetotalitarianism (Alcohol survey)
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:33:10 PM »
Rarely barely

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The Flood / Re: Does it matter
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:31:57 PM »
Yes very much

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to have a great day.. (Not)
« on: February 16, 2015, 01:08:49 PM »
I'd love to babysit cause I could mold the children in my own image

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The Flood / Re: What's the current temperature out right now
« on: February 16, 2015, 01:06:53 PM »
70 degrees Fahrenheit or 21 degrees Celsius

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Those are Bizarro muscles, right there.
no I am Kal El

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The Flood / Re: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:49:18 PM »

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The Flood / Re: i'm trippin' hard m8s(fearful girl venting thread)
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:44:10 PM »
damn nigga this girl must like you. NEVER ask if you can kiss a girl wtf, I did that my freshman year of highschool and got called out on how big of a turnoff it was. Be confident in your actions man, just go for the kiss. Otherwise sounds like you're in, but try not to show insecurity by asking her stuff like "are we still going" or if you're gonna kiss, other than that it's all good man

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The Flood / Re: SPREAD MY LEGS FOR GAWD
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:41:04 PM »
What is boypussy?

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Decided to say fuck all to definition and am gonna shoot for 17inchers as a natural so byebye to any definition i had

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post Cute Guys
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:58:53 AM »

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post Cute Guys
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:57:28 AM »

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post Cute Guys
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:53:40 AM »


cuteness overload!!!

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post Cute Guys
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:50:41 AM »

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The Flood / How do i get this girls attention on twitter
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:22:46 AM »
Most beautiful heavenly blessed beauty my eyes have laid eyes upon on twitter, my age and she went to the highschool across town. But she's the kind of girl who follows 300 people and has 1000 followers, so she is pretty picky with who she follows back. What can I do to stand out so this girl will follow me back if I follow her so i can start conversation.

Also lowkey went through her stuff and we have many of the same interests, and she is not a hoe. plz help

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The Flood / Re: AMAMA me anything me anything
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:11:18 AM »
The way you've got your hair up did you forget that's me?

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The Flood / Re: How About...
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:09:19 AM »
You are reinforcing your negatives beliefs with that mindset man, it's literally like a snowball effect ^^ @ true lonliness

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:06:31 AM »
Yo i just texted an old fwb and i'm gonna smash her poosay tomorrow cause i am sexually frustrated. happy valetines day even though it's the weakest holiday

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The Flood / Re: I am a god poster
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:04:26 AM »
I am legitimately a godlike poster

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The Flood / Re: No, you can't multitask
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:13:33 AM »
I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time

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The Flood / Re: I'm very lonely...
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:12:23 AM »
Being lonely is a mindset

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The Flood / Re: Fuck this holiday
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:11:51 AM »
Valetines day easily the weakest fake holiday of all time

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The Flood / Re: It's Valentine's Day!
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:10:39 AM »
Valetines day easily the weakest fake holiday of all time

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i work a 16 hour shift on Valentine's Day
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:09:48 AM »
Valetines day easily the weakest fake holiday of all time

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The Flood / Re: Do you eat fries with or without ketchup
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:37:56 PM »
i dip them in ice cream

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The Flood / Re: Earlier today I did something I'm very proud of.
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:36:20 PM »
What were the hardest pokemon to get?

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The Flood / Re: Earlier today I did something I'm very proud of.
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:29:53 PM »
Dang congrats dude, I've always tried but could never do it in Diamond/Pearl

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you can do it bro

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing tonight?
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:26:57 PM »
Just got home from gym. Eating cashews and subway. Have 3 options

Stay home and get cozy, watch the hobbit and browse forums
Go to friends house, hangout with 3 other dudes MAYBE smoke some weed and play yugioh and vidya games
Go with different group of friends to some parties, get turnt probably eat fast food and see lots of shenanigans

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