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The Flood / Re: Bae as fuck
« on: February 19, 2015, 12:47:12 PM »
Yvonna Ventura >>>>>>


She is bae

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Mirin' brah.

Traps have always been one of the shittiest parts of my physique, gotta hit them harder before I cut.
thanks man, mirin chest bro nice and full and great insertions

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The Flood / Re: Check out my comics
« on: February 19, 2015, 12:09:41 AM »
Deadpool is so cool

Do you prefer marvel or Dc?

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I always try to stay productive when I have too much time. Like today I was home for 5 hours with nothing to do, so I started learning piano. Hopefully I become a musical genius

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The Flood / Re: All I know is I'm about to hit the wall
« on: February 19, 2015, 12:01:10 AM »
Sunday morning rain is falling
Steal some covers share some skiiiin

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The Flood / Re: In this thread, I give you an evaluation.
« on: February 19, 2015, 12:00:13 AM »
I agree with the fuck, where is my evaluation

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The Flood / Re: In this thread, I give you an evaluation.
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:18:59 PM »
Me first

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The Flood / Re: What are you listening to faggots
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:50:10 PM »
Nothing cause no headphones :(

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The Flood / Re: so i've been hanging out with this girl
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:49:36 PM »
I mean tell me about your already existing relationship with this girl. How'd you meet,  how you and her interact ect.

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The Flood / Re: so i've been hanging out with this girl
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:35:25 PM »
Elaborate.

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The Flood / Re: Remember how i was trippin' hard about that girl?
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:33:33 PM »
some told me to kiss her again without asking.... also like many of you said. just chill. that's what i did.

idk who said it but i think it was gatsby.
it was me bro  8)

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The Flood / Re: How's everyone doing?
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:08:41 PM »
I don't want to brag.....



Haha jk I'm doin great, have recently decided to becoming sexually abstinent to preserve my sexual energy and channel it through different ways. Greats such as Muhammad Ali, Isaac Newton, and Steve Jobs practiced this to reach the levels of success they were on.

What made you want to do that?
A few days ago I came across something about Freud and sexual sublimation, and how the sex drive is one of the if not the most moving forces in humans. Most things everyone does is to get sex, look at how much effort people put into appearance and clothing and all that, just to get a girl. The idea is to redirect that energy and put the effort into something else. imagine what people could accomplish! Seems to be working so far(10 days lol)

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The Flood / Re: How's everyone doing?
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:02:23 PM »
I don't want to brag.....



Haha jk I'm doin great, have recently decided to become sexually abstinent to preserve my sexual energy and channel it through different ways. Greats such as Muhammad Ali, Isaac Newton, and Steve Jobs practiced this to reach the levels of success they were on.

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The Flood / Re: Food thread?
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:57:17 PM »
I just made a poverty lunch, and I took a pic for this thread
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Do you consider yourself a loser?
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:36:45 PM »
If you consider a douchebag a loser then hell Ya I'm a loser
fixed
>dissing Jive

It's sad when beta fags get jealous
but he's legit uggo
come at me haters  8)

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The Flood / Re: Less then a month!
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:35:46 PM »
Fuuuuk  just looked it up, so sexxy :(

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The Flood / Re: If you could live the life of one user for the day
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:31:13 PM »
I would be Jive Turkey so I could make him kill himself.
cheeeeeeky  :P

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The Flood / If you could live the life of one user for the day
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:03:21 PM »
Who would it be? You'd be in their body for 24 hours,

I'd be PSU for the day so I could ravage his wife and cum on her teddies

Wbu?

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The Flood / Re: No, McDonald's does NOT have a secret menu
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:00:02 PM »
In n out secret menu hnnnng

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The Flood / Re: So I got some cologne
« on: February 18, 2015, 02:39:02 PM »
Two sprays on neck each side, one on inside of wrist and dab it on the other(not rub)

Depends on your cologne strength. Some I'll use two sprays and be good for the day, other weaker ones maybe 4

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The Flood / Re: Do you consider yourself a loser?
« on: February 18, 2015, 02:34:10 PM »
If you consider a good looking muscular tall well spoken 18 year old with a good sense of humor and lots of game who fuks lots of bishes but has high standards and has lots of friends of all types who loves to party but also reads lots of books and meditates and loves life and is also rich a loser then hell Ya I'm a loser

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The Flood / Re: Who here can eat the most food?
« on: February 18, 2015, 12:29:09 AM »
I updated the OP everyone check it out

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The Flood / Who here can eat the most food?
« on: February 18, 2015, 12:10:31 AM »
answer:me. i'm a gluttonous bastard


I have decided i'm going to start doing eating challenges at restaurants for prizes and fame. I will be traveling across the state of california searching for places that dare challenge my stomach. I will post pics and stuff whenever i do

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The Flood / Re: Guys I got a pie
« on: February 17, 2015, 11:59:41 PM »
Dang that pie looks heavenly

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The Flood / Re: My sister is pregnant
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:14:19 PM »
post pics of sisters

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The Flood / Re: Can you still get the job done with 5inches?
« on: February 17, 2015, 04:52:35 PM »
Lol I just asked my girl friend how big she thought my dick was and she said 10"

I said "no seriously" and then she guessed nine.

I'd love to say she's right but she's sadly not

I guess that explains why people say "some women prefer an 8 inch dick"

They have no fucking clue how big 8" actually is lmao
also this^^^ they really have no idea and its not like they're going to measure it. Just say 6 and she'll think it's 6 lol

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The Flood / Re: Teetotalitarianism (Alcohol survey)
« on: February 17, 2015, 04:50:18 PM »
BRB drinking alcohol while reading this thread

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I bet a have more sex than you with my skinny ass arms so ha
I am now abstinent, preserving my sexual energy for success and top level aggression, so prolly

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The Flood / Re: So, what is coup?
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:10:08 AM »
I used to have some danky coups

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