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The Flood / plz help i just ate a family sized chips ahoy cookie box
« on: February 23, 2015, 04:27:07 PM »



Fuuuuuu stay safe

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The Flood / Re: Do you know why I'm mad?
« on: February 23, 2015, 04:22:26 PM »
See: Meditation Thread (no hippie)

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The Flood / Re: Most beautiful country in terms of scenery?
« on: February 23, 2015, 04:20:42 PM »
America

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The Flood / Re: Meditation(no hippie)
« on: February 23, 2015, 02:26:57 PM »
You're pretty full of yourself aren't you?
yeah, why?

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The Flood / Re: are you friendly irl?
« on: February 23, 2015, 02:22:53 PM »
In real life I'm probablyly one of the friendliest people you'll ever meet :) (srs)

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The Flood / Re: Meditation(no hippie)
« on: February 23, 2015, 01:08:44 AM »
Wassup Jive Turkey here with an update

Been going well. Usually I meditate at night, try to in the morning but I usually am busy.

I think meditation is great. After a sesh I feel so calm and in The Now, however cheesy that sounds. I had a sort of epiphany a while ago about how literally the Now is all we have, "like a razor thin slice of time we live in for a brief moment" as some guy I listened to put it. I can't explain it well as I'm not really good with descriptive words, it was almost like I felt everything how it was at that very moment without considering the past or the blank canvas of the future.

I found this article yesterday http://comfortpit.com/superhuman-benefits-of-meditation/

It really motivated me to meditate more, because I get off on the idea of being better than everyone else, but then I realized that completely defeats the purpose of meditation. Going to look into ego death type stuff more. Also I can respond a lot better to people in conversations, definitely not placebo and I have a log on how well I preform when putting myself into awkward social situations on purpose to see how I respond, I've improved a ton.

Start meditating yo

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The Flood / Re: Hello my Darlings
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:58:59 AM »
Are you the one who wrote my name on her titties?

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The Flood / Re: You meet the Girl of your dreams.
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:57:39 AM »
I already met the girl of my dreams. She goes to the gym and is 4 years older than me. I talked to her the other day for the first time :]

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The Flood / Re: Let's separate this forum into two categories
« on: February 23, 2015, 12:56:48 AM »
I don't need some test to realize I'm a fat fuck.
There we go. Glad you have the balls to actually admit it, unlike all the fatties in denial ITT.
I am the fittest person with the most aesthetic body in this entire group, bar none cuzz

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The Flood / Re: I'm Literally Crying
« on: February 22, 2015, 10:42:32 PM »
If Arnold ever dies I will cry guaranteed

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The Flood / Re: how do you make love using memes?
« on: February 22, 2015, 10:41:03 PM »
Start with meme foreplay duh

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The Flood / Re: You've Got A Problem
« on: February 22, 2015, 10:28:43 PM »
Roman I could change your fuking life man, it's like you don't want help though

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The Flood / Re: Let's separate this forum into two categories
« on: February 22, 2015, 10:26:43 PM »
25.7 das it mane 8)

at my goal weight i'll be 28.9 hehe 8)

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The Flood / Re: Are you tired of having to deal with my shit?
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:52:09 PM »
Are you the guy that fell in love with Felicia?

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The Flood / Re: IM ON A PLANE
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:49:55 PM »
Get off the internet you're disturbing the planes electrical signals

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The Flood / Re: He Strikes Again
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:49:16 PM »
Stay safe

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The Flood / Re: Whoever the fuck was Ebola Chan on Google+
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:48:28 PM »
Man ya'll are weird

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The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:29:00 AM »
The greatest missing users:


ghostnubelost15-probably one of the coolest dudes on the site
Neptune1000
Maybe You Will
petitminou
jeenzz(hottest girl ever to be on bungie.net by far)

Some other dude, I forget his name but he was in Sapphire. Young, maybe 20 right now. Cool, had beiber looking hair, was from Norway(not thebloodynine) or Portugal I think, pretty good looking dude. Very stylish and had a pretty girlfriend. Loved rap music. Dude was all around cool AF.

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The Flood / Re: Are you happy?
« on: February 21, 2015, 10:54:27 PM »
no

I barely woke up sleeping from 1 PM to 8:30 PM

my sleeping schedule is FUKED haha

The most beautiful perfect girl on twitter used to live in my town but lives 5 hours away now

I haven't had enough food today

Got invited to a huge party tonight but having bad feelings about it, I feel like it will get shot up.

So no i'm not happy my life sucks :(

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The Flood / Re: Stories About Being Bullied.
« on: February 20, 2015, 01:27:41 AM »
I hate bullies man, so much. Never been bullied myself but I just have a hatred towards them. I call out bullies/defend bullied people being bullied everywhere I go as best I can, like i'm a vigilante or something. I think I was bullied heavily in a past life

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The Flood / Re: An embarassing problem(plz help)
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:20:45 PM »
Wear tons of underwear. Also how the hell are you able to get into a frat party?
connections man

Aka: the girls we're with are pretty hot and huge sloots, frat peeps said they could bring us

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The Flood / Re: An embarassing problem(plz help)
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:29:27 PM »
This is a copy pasta

Right
It's actually not.
This guy has been talking about this shit for about a week now.
like 3 posts  ::)

Right now I'm digging the condom idea

Most likely nothing will happen though

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The Flood / Re: An embarassing problem(plz help)
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:28:24 PM »
Dude I don't think you're gonna be subconsciously wired to blow your load if you're asleep surrounded by girls. I've had wet dreams after doing nofap for a while but it never seemed influenced by shit around me. You should probably be fine, I've slept over girls' houses with people I find attractive as hell and I never have that issue.
the thing is I've never actually gone past 12 days without orgasm. I've actually never had a wet dream either, or anything majorly sexual in a dream, so last night's was a bit of a suprise. That's sort of why it was brought to my attention

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The Flood / An embarassing problem(plz help)
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:15:29 PM »
Hello. So recently I decided to practice sexual abstinence. No stimulation of any kind, I do this sublimation to have more energy and stuff(it's kind of an experiment with myself). I am on day 12 and feel pretty good. However, last night I had a dream that got kind of sexual, but had no nocturnal emissions.

Here comes the problem

Tomorrow I'm going with a group of friends and some girls to a nearby university to a big frat party. We're all going to stay the night at one of the houses of my friend's friend. Abstaining won't be too hard, but I'm worried I'm gonna have a fuking wet dream in a room with a ton of people. Is there any way I can avoid it? I was thinking of wearing spandex to hold my dick down but the stimulation/force might make me cum lmao, so my best idea right now is to stay up the entire night

Ideas?

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The Flood / Re: AMA
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:31:25 PM »
How's your health doing man? Haven't been updated in a while hope all is well

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The Flood / Re: Guys who's in the wrong here
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:28:24 PM »
I would never take that. Why would you have to ask who is in the wrong? Obviously she's a bish

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The Flood / Re: Whos drinking tonight?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:23:39 PM »
No but tomorrow yes hehe

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The Flood / Re: You know what's hilarious about christians?
« on: February 19, 2015, 03:13:24 PM »
Loaf your life sucks.
lmaaaooo

loaf i like you mayne but this ^

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Our kitchens look very similar, odd
that's because....it IS your kitchen  ;)

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Jesus fucking...

Good for you, I mean. I just find giant traps rather off putting.
my mom tells me "jive Turkey you're getting too big you're gonna look disgusting and never find a wife"

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