Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 25, 2015, 02:47:12 PM

I forgot to add she has a boyfriend of 2 years, but he is a pretty ugly muthaphucker. Fat, lazy-looking, smelly, all that good stuff.

I bet he has been inside her. Imagine all those things you just described, and she lets him inside her. You gotta imagine what her pussy must be like then.

I got over jealousy of sexual conquest a long time ago mayne

TFW no one here says toast in envelope
OT: Toast in envelope
Off topic: I need your meditating thread so I can try it out bitch

for a great guided meditation go on YouTube and search "Jon kabat zinn mindfulness" and click the 12 minute one with his face, I'll try to link it in a sec

None of you will remember the thread I made around November of the girl I fell in love with, perfect personality perfect errythang, we would get along like we were lovers in a past life after knowing each other a month. Even crazier is she is not even that pretty. I'd say maybe a 6.5/10 but she just glows to me

Well after the semester ended I thought I'd never see her again, still thought about her sometimes but accepted losses. Well this semester I had to switch classes a week ago due to schedule issues and she is in my new class  it's like it was meant to be.

I forgot to add she has a boyfriend of 2 years, but he is a pretty ugly muthaphucker. Fat, lazy-looking, smelly, all that good stuff. We both definitely feel the tension and connection we share. What should I do brahs? Ps. This is the closest to love I've felt in my life

my virgin eyes

She sounds like a keeper.

Don't you dare ever fuck up and do what she says. Women like this come once in a life time. You're either lucky or you're not.

lmao what

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 24, 2015, 11:27:21 PM

Boss Cool tell her I'm not feeling well either

Do you want an animal collage?

yeah somthin like that

I've done coke before, but honestly I really wouldn't even count that since it was a keybump one time. Hardest as in fucking with my head wise, I'd say synthetic weed, that shit fucked with my short term memory for the longest time.

My friend took hits of spice one time. All he remembers is waking up on his lawn with the front bumper of his car missing and tons of cigarettes in the back of his truck. He has no idea how he got home, that shit is not to be messed with

You're about three inches taller than me, but our stats are otherwise pretty much identical. You're already cutting brah? I'm not going to start cutting until May.

A few reasons

Tiny joints/frame. I look a lot bigger than I weigh, people mistake me for like 205-210 all the time, so being hungry skeleton weight won't be too bad based on how I look. Damn you're my weight and like 5'11", you probably look siiiickk mirin brah

I want to be shredded for at least the last month of this semester at school, just a personal thing I guess.

Quote from: Jive Turkey on February 24, 2015, 03:43:39 PM

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Absolutely disgusting.

SICKENING

Time to act like a Jews foreskin and get cut

We outchea my stats right now are

18 years old
6'2"
195-197lbs A.M after piss
13-14% bodyfat

Goals: Get around 7-9% bodyfat and get diced

My diet consist of
1c Greek yogurt
Scoop protein
Tbsp honey

5 egg omelet
Slice cheese
1/2 cup oatmeal
Scoop pb
Almond milk or water

300 calories of chicken breasts
Half cup almonds
400 calories of pasta

Will add some veggies/fruit every meal. Plus a little extra with the 250 calories I have left over. I'll be losing a pound or two a week, so by May I will be around 180lbs DICED. Cardio will be swimming, walking, biking, playing soccer and other sports. I will eventually post cheeky sexy pics of myself when I get lean enough

Gonna fukin make it brahs

be me
Deadlifting heavy ass weight in the gym
cutie 7/10 short latina chick with tight little ass and her semi milf mom come and start using the machine a few feet away
they're new to the gym, not sure how to use things
i'm in a tight shirt looking alpha as fuk
they keep looking at me, licking dem latina lips
i decide to deadlift like 400 hunnid pounds
their pussys start flowing like niagra falls
i walk away without saying a word to them because i am abstinent and avoid temptations
come home and eat chicken and pasta
alpha as fukkk

Damn I don't like cartoon girls but I definitely remember playing Pokemon Diamond and thinking she was hot as fuk

Just looked it up, the enzo is really nice

Hey whatsup fitness bro Jive Turkey here

10% is pretty damn lean. My first guess would be that you're wrong in your estimation, and are more of a 12-13%, which is still pretty good but not enough to see deep abs especially if they're not well developed. So first tip would be to get leaner! Anything below 11% will have em coming out really nicely.

My second guess, something that is very probable, is that you just don't have big, well developed abs yet. This happened to me on my first cut, I got down to like 9-10% bodyfat, had veins coming up my crotch, striations and veins galore, very lean, but my abs looked not very defined at all. This was because I worked out my abs maybe 10 times the entirety of the 2 years prior . They're still a muscle you have to build, so getting them bigger will make them pop out even at higher bodyfats

This guy is a powerlifter, well above 10%, with abs still slightly visible because of how built they are



Ab workouts I added that I find to work:

Hanging leg raises(legs straight, go high)
Crunches on bouncy exercise ball
AB ROLLER, this thing is killer, I hate it
Planks
Standing Rope Crunches

Higher rep on all of them(12-25), switch it around too with reps/rest time ect.

WE NEED MORE RAIN FUUUUAUUAUUAUAUKKK

Nothing wrong with that.

But which kind, the regular or chewy kind?

chewy