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« on: March 04, 2015, 06:07:22 PM »
A subway sandwich
^^ fuarkin wizard ^^
5912
« on: March 04, 2015, 06:04:17 PM »
Thor and Cap are so aesthetic
5913
« on: March 04, 2015, 06:00:17 PM »
A Gold Diamond ring for my girlfriend when I proposed, like serious, it's been almost two weeks, but I'd rather not go buying anything for a while xD
*sips tea*
Dang congrats man!
5914
« on: March 04, 2015, 05:58:45 PM »
Jaden Smith actually says some real shit sometimes (srs)
5915
« on: March 04, 2015, 05:57:16 PM »
You don't need our help this was just for attention. At least I straight up say "give me attention" in my posts smh brah
5916
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:19:13 PM »
First warm, lather up and stuff
Then as cold as if can get for the remainder of the shower. It's good for your skin, hair, blood circulation, sperm, and overall wakes you up/makes you very alert. I feel like Thor after finishing a cold shower
5917
« on: March 04, 2015, 02:16:46 PM »
Jive Turkey
5918
« on: March 04, 2015, 01:40:27 AM »
I went to ihop twice a week every week last semester with a group of 3 friends, we became very well known there. We had a rivalry with a waitress named Lupe. About 5'6", mexican, average out of shape female build maybe 30 years of age. Lupe would always butcher our names when calling us to be seated, we fukin hated it. She was very rude to us, and made sure our food came out as slow as possible so we were late to class. There was also a different server, Shenay. Pretty 5'9" black lady with a soft voice, very nice waitress. She always made us feel at home. Everytime we got a receipt I would immediately go on my phone and write a review/fill out the survey(you also get free pancakes for this) One time we wrote one that went something like
"The food was great as always. However, we have one complaint, the waitress Lupe. She is very rude, and always mispronounces our names." I forgot how the rest goes, but the next time we went in all of the workers looked at Lupe and she gave us a really dirty ass look. Haven't gone to iHop since.
5919
« on: March 04, 2015, 01:25:53 AM »
Brush morning and night
Floss at night
das it mane
5920
« on: March 04, 2015, 12:01:49 AM »
5921
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:54:22 PM »
5922
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:51:41 PM »
5923
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:46:19 PM »
Damn, she lives down here too lol.
I'd pipe no doubt
Her Instagram is nice, dropped a follow
If you ever end up doing it, i hope you think of me :')
5924
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:31:16 PM »
she 17 here u mad?
i'm mad
Fuck yo...she's bad af
I would do a lot of bad things for time with Yovanna Ventura mayne....  justin bieber smashes on the reg 
5925
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:26:42 PM »
she 17 here u mad? i'm mad
5926
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:24:24 PM »
He's a good looking dude, dates lots of pretty white girls actually haha
Lol, well, I'm not swole yet so
Dis you after a couple of testosterone cycles brah? 
5927
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:03:24 PM »
He's a good looking dude, dates lots of pretty white girls actually haha
5928
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:00:30 PM »
Bro in your snapchat you look like a skinny version of this buff lightskinned black guy I know Working out is gay
Jive pls
5929
« on: March 03, 2015, 10:50:20 PM »
Working out is gay
5930
« on: March 03, 2015, 10:49:52 PM »
I went ghosthunting with friends onetime. Went to an abandoned air force base and exploded searching for ghosts. all we found were homeless methheads
5931
« on: March 03, 2015, 10:48:49 PM »
Will you smoke me out? I'll wear a wig but no sexy stuff
5932
« on: March 03, 2015, 10:47:41 PM »
Too bad human females sexy af
5933
« on: March 03, 2015, 06:13:47 PM »
yesterday I was having a dream(in the same almost sleep state you described) that someone threw a water balloon at my face and right before the moment of impact I flinched super hard and woke up
Funny that you bring that up today
5934
« on: March 03, 2015, 06:10:15 PM »
If you wouldn't smash a 17 year old baddie I got sum bad news cuzz....
5935
« on: March 03, 2015, 05:57:57 PM »
I had a 3.09 hostile das it mane
5936
« on: March 03, 2015, 05:49:02 PM »
A woman made that test
5937
« on: March 03, 2015, 05:42:41 PM »
I pack a fat cope dip and stick cigs up my asshole to get a better buzz
Calms the nerves
5938
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:57:08 PM »
Fun fact: my orthodontist's assistant looks just like a lightskinned Kim Kardashian. I'll try to find her instagram to post pics lol
5939
« on: March 03, 2015, 04:55:39 PM »
THIS IS THE ORDER KIM  KENDALL  KOURTNEY  I think the mom is just blessed with HBB genetics even though she lowkey ugly
5940
« on: March 03, 2015, 01:17:41 AM »
I am interested in stocks, what tools can I use to learn from the ground up?
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