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The Flood / Re: 5 people you would hang out with?
« on: March 16, 2015, 05:21:22 PM »
Drake


Justin Bieber

fucking kill yourself holy shit
u mad JB and I will be swimming in jailbait poosay while relaxing in a pool on a yacht in Fiji?? U mad drake and I will hit the club's and get the finest girls/drinks/drugs and then make a new music video??

5792
The Flood / Re: on today's episode of tumblr/twitter in action...
« on: March 16, 2015, 05:13:49 PM »
Intelligence is all genetics

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I had practiced speed reading a while back and got pretty good quick, something like 550- 600 words a minute on an easy selection. It said I could read the first Harry potter book in like an hour and a half at that rate.

Need to start again mayne

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The Flood / Re: 5 people you would hang out with?
« on: March 16, 2015, 12:03:33 AM »
Jeff Seid


Yovanna Ventura


Jon Kabat Zinn


Drake


Justin Bieber

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The Flood / Re: Do you sympathize with aspergers people?
« on: March 15, 2015, 07:31:36 PM »
Loaf what's your zodiac sign?

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The Flood / Re: SEP7agon HUNGer games
« on: March 15, 2015, 07:29:47 PM »
That was so entertaining i ain't even mad I wasn't in it

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The Flood / Re: Love sucks dick
« on: March 13, 2015, 11:50:57 PM »
I think this is wonderful. You can commission me to write a poem for her if you like. You can say you wrote it and everything.

And for the second time: is this that one girl you mentioned who had a boyfriend?
hahaha yup same one   :-\
So you did the deed and split them up. I don't get many occasions to approve of something like that. But from the way that you described it, the action had my approval and it still does. Especially since you've been posting like this. 'Sall good.
Hehe nope they're still together. I've just been talking to her a lot more, we ate a snack together the other day it was p cool

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The Flood / Re: There is now more incentive than ever to post here.
« on: March 13, 2015, 11:22:08 PM »
If you can get into the community is has a good sense of community :)

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The Flood / Re: Love sucks dick
« on: March 13, 2015, 11:18:12 PM »
At least the girl you have feelings for is still alive. =[
Damn that's heavy man, I'm sorry

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The Flood / Re: Love sucks dick
« on: March 13, 2015, 11:17:10 PM »
I think this is wonderful. You can commission me to write a poem for her if you like. You can say you wrote it and everything.

And for the second time: is this that one girl you mentioned who had a boyfriend?
hahaha yup same one   :-\

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How was the food? What'd you order?

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The Flood / Re: Love sucks dick
« on: March 13, 2015, 05:27:22 PM »
Y'all are experiencing the pussyfication of Jive Turkey as it occurs

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The Flood / Love sucks dick
« on: March 13, 2015, 05:26:00 PM »
I used to be such a concentrated individual but now all I can think of is ways to impress this girl I'm in love with or when I'm gonna see her again  ::) I look forward to school so I can talk to her, aka fuck the weekend. Wat do

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Actually i kind of agree

Lmao @ being satisfied. You can always be better, being satisfied is the quickest way to mediocrity
Nah fam that's not what he meant

I'd copypasta the whole argument but it'd be a waste of my time and yours
you right you right

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The Flood / Re: The upcoming Batman vs Superman movie
« on: March 13, 2015, 01:29:44 AM »
Hugh Jackman=Wolverine

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Actually i kind of agree

Lmao @ being satisfied. You can always be better, being satisfied is the quickest way to mediocrity

5807
The Flood / Re: The Justice League of Sep7agon
« on: March 12, 2015, 11:52:49 PM »
Fuuark still the GOAT thread

5808
The Flood / Re: Add "Twerk" to a username
« on: March 12, 2015, 11:51:38 PM »
Jive Twerky ayyy

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The Flood / Re: going to Colorado tomorrow, need weed help/tips
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:23:54 PM »
Goodluck even wanting to put on hiking shoes after eating an edible

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I'll post a pic of my butt in stretchy pants one day

Glutes of the gods

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The Flood / Re: Reminder to treasure each day
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:20:14 PM »
I'm sorry man. Stuff like that sure does put things in perspective

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The Flood / Re: Anything you can do, I can do better
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:19:25 PM »
Lmao!!! @ trying to shame high confidence individuals

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The Flood / Re: Yo fam how you feelin'
« on: March 12, 2015, 02:08:49 PM »
Should I get some?

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The Flood / Re: What Does Your Writing Look Like?
« on: March 12, 2015, 02:07:09 PM »
My handwriting is aesthetic as fuk I spent like a week practicing heavily and it looks really nice now I get compliments on it all the time srs

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The Flood / Re: Yo fam how you feelin'
« on: March 12, 2015, 02:05:15 PM »
Hunnnnnnngry I kinda want sushi but I already had it like two days ago

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The Flood / Re: Anything you can do, I can do better
« on: March 12, 2015, 02:03:44 PM »
Gonna stroke my ego here and say getting girls and I am at least in the top 5 people on this site in FPS's.
Top 5, bottom 5, it all looks the same to number 1 bb


Edit:thought you meant top 5 at getting girls smh

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The Flood / Why do emotions come out at night? (beta af)(gtfih)
« on: March 12, 2015, 01:44:47 AM »
YouTube


For reasons unknown at night while I'm chilling in my room before bed I start to think of everything in my life on a deeper level. I realize how lucky am I to be alive and that I should live everyday to the fullest. I think of how my parents are so loving and that I don't appreciate them as much as I should. I want to tell people how much I love them and I tend to watch powerful emotional videos on r/frisson.

But then I wake up and throughout the day I look back at the night before and think "Why the fuk was i being such a pussy wtf". and the cycle repeats. Not really much to converse here just thinking outloud

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The Flood / Re: Intelligent rap
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:59:15 AM »
A masterpiece

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Who wants to go skydiving with me
« on: March 11, 2015, 11:08:18 PM »
I need to go skydiving mayne

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The Flood / Re: Desktop Wallpaper thread? Desktop Wallpaper thread.
« on: March 11, 2015, 11:06:41 PM »
Hey that's really cool how you have me in your wallpaper :')

this is mine
Spoiler

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