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5791
« on: March 16, 2015, 05:21:22 PM »
Drake
Justin Bieber
fucking kill yourself holy shit
u mad JB and I will be swimming in jailbait poosay while relaxing in a pool on a yacht in Fiji?? U mad drake and I will hit the club's and get the finest girls/drinks/drugs and then make a new music video??
5792
« on: March 16, 2015, 05:13:49 PM »
Intelligence is all genetics
5793
« on: March 16, 2015, 05:06:11 PM »
I had practiced speed reading a while back and got pretty good quick, something like 550- 600 words a minute on an easy selection. It said I could read the first Harry potter book in like an hour and a half at that rate.
Need to start again mayne
5794
« on: March 16, 2015, 12:03:33 AM »
Jeff Seid Yovanna Ventura Jon Kabat Zinn Drake Justin Bieber
5795
« on: March 15, 2015, 07:31:36 PM »
Loaf what's your zodiac sign?
5796
« on: March 15, 2015, 07:29:47 PM »
That was so entertaining i ain't even mad I wasn't in it
5797
« on: March 13, 2015, 11:50:57 PM »
I think this is wonderful. You can commission me to write a poem for her if you like. You can say you wrote it and everything.
And for the second time: is this that one girl you mentioned who had a boyfriend?
hahaha yup same one
So you did the deed and split them up. I don't get many occasions to approve of something like that. But from the way that you described it, the action had my approval and it still does. Especially since you've been posting like this. 'Sall good.
Hehe nope they're still together. I've just been talking to her a lot more, we ate a snack together the other day it was p cool
5798
« on: March 13, 2015, 11:22:08 PM »
If you can get into the community is has a good sense of community
5799
« on: March 13, 2015, 11:18:12 PM »
At least the girl you have feelings for is still alive. =[
Damn that's heavy man, I'm sorry
5800
« on: March 13, 2015, 11:17:10 PM »
I think this is wonderful. You can commission me to write a poem for her if you like. You can say you wrote it and everything.
And for the second time: is this that one girl you mentioned who had a boyfriend?
hahaha yup same one
5801
« on: March 13, 2015, 05:28:03 PM »
How was the food? What'd you order?
5802
« on: March 13, 2015, 05:27:22 PM »
Y'all are experiencing the pussyfication of Jive Turkey as it occurs
5803
« on: March 13, 2015, 05:26:00 PM »
I used to be such a concentrated individual but now all I can think of is ways to impress this girl I'm in love with or when I'm gonna see her again I look forward to school so I can talk to her, aka fuck the weekend. Wat do
5804
« on: March 13, 2015, 01:31:49 AM »
Actually i kind of agree
Lmao @ being satisfied. You can always be better, being satisfied is the quickest way to mediocrity
Nah fam that's not what he meant
I'd copypasta the whole argument but it'd be a waste of my time and yours
you right you right
5805
« on: March 13, 2015, 01:29:44 AM »
Hugh Jackman=Wolverine
5806
« on: March 13, 2015, 01:24:22 AM »
Actually i kind of agree
Lmao @ being satisfied. You can always be better, being satisfied is the quickest way to mediocrity
5807
« on: March 12, 2015, 11:52:49 PM »
Fuuark still the GOAT thread
5808
« on: March 12, 2015, 11:51:38 PM »
Jive Twerky ayyy
5809
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:23:54 PM »
Goodluck even wanting to put on hiking shoes after eating an edible
5810
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:21:40 PM »
I'll post a pic of my butt in stretchy pants one day
Glutes of the gods
5811
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:20:14 PM »
I'm sorry man. Stuff like that sure does put things in perspective
5812
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:19:25 PM »
Lmao!!! @ trying to shame high confidence individuals
5813
« on: March 12, 2015, 02:08:49 PM »
Should I get some?
5814
« on: March 12, 2015, 02:07:09 PM »
My handwriting is aesthetic as fuk I spent like a week practicing heavily and it looks really nice now I get compliments on it all the time srs
5815
« on: March 12, 2015, 02:05:15 PM »
Hunnnnnnngry I kinda want sushi but I already had it like two days ago
5816
« on: March 12, 2015, 02:03:44 PM »
Gonna stroke my ego here and say getting girls and I am at least in the top 5 people on this site in FPS's.
Top 5, bottom 5, it all looks the same to number 1 bb Edit:thought you meant top 5 at getting girls smh
5817
« on: March 12, 2015, 01:44:47 AM »
For reasons unknown at night while I'm chilling in my room before bed I start to think of everything in my life on a deeper level. I realize how lucky am I to be alive and that I should live everyday to the fullest. I think of how my parents are so loving and that I don't appreciate them as much as I should. I want to tell people how much I love them and I tend to watch powerful emotional videos on r/frisson. But then I wake up and throughout the day I look back at the night before and think "Why the fuk was i being such a pussy wtf". and the cycle repeats. Not really much to converse here just thinking outloud
5818
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:59:15 AM »
5819
« on: March 11, 2015, 11:08:18 PM »
I need to go skydiving mayne
5820
« on: March 11, 2015, 11:06:41 PM »
Hey that's really cool how you have me in your wallpaper :') this is mine
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