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5761
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:39:02 AM »
Fuuuark it was romantic as fuq
I started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe.
So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to me
lol
You laughing at my awkwardness?
Yes, yes I am.
5762
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:34:38 AM »
Show us your face you little bitch also, now Im curious why did you cover your shorts with red?
need 2 hide my identity
and because i have a small penis
Negro plz no ones going to stalk you here
Spoiler And if they did you can beat them up <.<
maybe bb
Also been going to the gym bruv, not strong yet but it's coming along well, its bad for me since I rarely eat meat, been swallowing yolks dough
Das whatsup mayne  it'll come with time, stick to it. You don't need to eat much meat, lots of other foods are high in protein too. Fuuuark swallowing eggs takes balls I can't stomach em
5763
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:32:55 AM »
Fuuuark it was romantic as fuq
I started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe.
So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to me
all of this......in a public park?
Hahah yeah it added to the excitement.
5764
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:32:00 AM »
Fuuuark it was romantic as fuq
I started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe.
So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to me
lol
You laughing at my awkwardness?
5765
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:30:55 AM »
The thing about giants is interesting, I know a dude on a different forum who posts neat stuff like that
It probably was just been light sleep paralysis. I had it today while napping, I was completely drifting off in that half asleep half dreaming state when I distinctly hear a cat meowing right next to me and then run off. I made a huge mistake and opened my eyes(which is BAD during sleep paralysis) but I got lucky and just woke up completely.
5766
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:25:20 AM »
Show us your face you little bitch also, now Im curious why did you cover your shorts with red?
need 2 hide my identity
and because i have a small penis
Negro plz no ones going to stalk you here
Spoiler And if they did you can beat them up <.<
maybe bb
5767
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:24:57 AM »
hehe ayyyy
5768
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:16:34 AM »
Have any tips for an actual skinny fuck like me? Not making the gains I want, can't bench press of do pull-ups because of nerve damage in wrist but most other things are good to go. I have great Legs (or so I'm told) from years of soccer in track but my shoulders and arms are what I'm unhappy with
Yeah man I love giving tips For arms, triceps take up 2/3s of it so building up triceps will help with making them appear a lot bigger. Stuff that is good for triceps are the cable pushdowns, any kind of close grip stuff like pushups or close bench(lol @ my reading comprehension), and overhead movements that stretch it like this for biceps i like to do something heavy, like barbell curls 6-10 reps, then something that pumps a lot of blood into them like sitting on a bench and using dumbbels to curl, and then something that stretches them like concentration curls Shoulders can be tricky. The main thing you want is for the side and back part of the shoulder to pop out. For the side I do dumbbell side raises, lightish weight 15 reps for a couple sets, then I up the weight and do 10 or 8 reps. tilt the front of the dumbbell slightly down, like you're pouring water out of a cup For the back of the shoulders doing things like facepulls and bent over raises will make them pop out. Rear shoulders are probably the most important part of the shoulder, and most people skip out on them completely but they really make them pop especially from the back Focus on squeezing and stretching the muscle, instead of worrying about the weight number. Shorten your rest times a bit, add more intensity(there's always room for more intensity) and eat up and you'll build up them musclez in no time 
5769
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:04:53 AM »
Show us your face you little bitch also, now Im curious why did you cover your shorts with red?
need 2 hide my identity and because i have a small penis
5770
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:00:41 PM »
I think it's a good thing
5771
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:56:59 PM »
Fuuuark it was romantic as fuq
I started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe.
So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to me
5772
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:48:59 PM »
Who's face have you scribbled out in the left corner of the mirror?
Is that a photo of yourself?
Do you have a photo of yourself in your own mirror?
no i just made an ugly face
5773
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:48:20 PM »
Queer
say that to my face pussy and not online
5774
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:47:22 PM »
5775
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:46:59 PM »
You call that FIT? You're a twig
say that to my face pussy and not online
5776
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:46:26 PM »
dem forearms tho
Lots and lots of masturbation
we're gonna need an up to date photo tbh
Hehe not until the grand reveal around May
5777
« on: March 18, 2015, 06:06:11 PM »
Dang I haven't thought of that show in ages
(flapjack)
5778
« on: March 18, 2015, 06:04:35 PM »
dem forearms tho
Lots and lots of masturbation
5779
« on: March 18, 2015, 05:31:08 PM »
 pic was taken last year around early May, weighed around 171lbs @ 6'2". Gained about 25 lbs in a years time, so I will be 10-15 lbs heavier just as lean around the same time frame this year. Added a lot of mass to my shoulders, chest, and traps during my bulk 
5780
« on: March 18, 2015, 12:06:17 AM »
put down a few shots of captain
5781
« on: March 17, 2015, 11:58:32 PM »
Que are you drinking?
5782
« on: March 17, 2015, 04:17:36 PM »
Were you the beyonder?
5783
« on: March 17, 2015, 04:06:19 PM »
Damn that forum is weak now
5784
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:58:03 PM »
Wow I liked that, pretty good. It reminded me of this, though they're not really similar
5785
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:29:24 PM »
Using my left hand is just frustrating and makes me look silly
5786
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:27:06 PM »
Reincarnation is interesting and crazy af
5787
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:30:25 PM »
That's cheating
5788
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:29:56 PM »
Just made my bracket
no idea what i was doing
5789
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:21:51 PM »
Drake
Justin Bieber
fucking kill yourself holy shit
u mad JB and I will be swimming in jailbait poosay while relaxing in a pool on a yacht in Fiji?? U mad drake and I will hit the club's and get the finest girls/drinks/drugs and then make a new music video??
I'm glad I'm not an airhead.
Lol Jive is a trillion times cooler than you could ever dream to be
If his dreams are fucking sluts and doing drugs whilst wasting a ton of money on useless material possessions, then there's nothing cool about him.
If that's what you consider cool, you're part of the problem.
Those are not my dreams, my dreams are to be a perfect version of myself physically, mentally, and spiritually. I am partially abstinent and haven't done drugs in months and dislike the concept of money, but hanging out with those dudes would be a huge release, practically escaping reality for a short time. Why hang out with someone I could just watch a documentary on nomsayin?
5790
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:18:09 PM »
Drake
Justin Bieber
fucking kill yourself holy shit
u mad JB and I will be swimming in jailbait poosay while relaxing in a pool on a yacht in Fiji?? U mad drake and I will hit the club's and get the finest girls/drinks/drugs and then make a new music video??
I'm glad I'm not an airhead.
Lol Jive is a trillion times cooler than you could ever dream to be
fuuuark love you brah <3
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