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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: do you talk differently in person compared to on here?
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:28:04 PM »
I say brah irl

5732
The Flood / Re: Who is your daddy?
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:26:21 PM »
A doctor who has been trying to learn the trumpet for the last 2 years -___-

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The Flood / Re: wtf cheat
« on: March 23, 2015, 06:49:09 PM »
IF I COULD FIND YOU NOW THINGS WOULD GET BETTER


WE COULD LEAVE THIS TOWN AND RUN FOR EVER

5734
The Flood / Re: Who is your waifu (NO WEABOO ANIME SHIT ALLOWED)
« on: March 23, 2015, 05:23:03 PM »
What's a waifu like an imaginary wife?


If so mine is Yovanna Ventura : ))))

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The Flood / Re: Well I'm off the the Bahamas
« on: March 23, 2015, 05:22:11 PM »
Jelly

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The Flood / Re: Everyone here on this site is now my enemy
« on: March 23, 2015, 05:21:38 PM »
You can't kill me I'm trying to reach aesthetics ayy

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The Flood / Re: I take shit from no one
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:37:18 PM »
Fuuuark that feel when my freshman year crush that i haven't seen in years walks in and I get shy and don't say anything to her even though I'm looking fresh and we're exchanging glances :(


Brb I probably have a vagina

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The Flood / Re: What's your "in control" music
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:17:32 PM »
Power-Kanye West

"Ion need yo pussy bitch I'm on my own dick"

Fuuuuark alpha as phuck no homo

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The Flood / Re: I take shit from no one
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:16:06 PM »
Maybe not, but you heavily react to the shit everyone gives you which can be just as bad

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The Flood / Re: Moderators are pretty cool.
« on: March 22, 2015, 05:25:00 PM »
You gotta be a real nigga. Real niggas never have their shit locked

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Musical stuff, I can learn piano songs relatively quick just by watching people play them a few times. Not sure how fast it is compared to others though and I'm sure I'm picking up bad habits by not learning from a teacher lol

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Good thing I'm street smart/socially aware AND read tons of books 8)

5743
The Flood / Re: LOL
« on: March 22, 2015, 03:12:34 PM »
Damn she is cute af

5744
The Flood / Re: We don't need any mods.
« on: March 21, 2015, 06:49:44 PM »
Challenger I'm here for you bro it's always hard losing a friend

5745
The Flood / Re: Why is nobody posting?
« on: March 21, 2015, 06:42:29 PM »
get bizzy livin' or get bizzy dyin'

5746
The Flood / What are your goals in the next 3 years?
« on: March 21, 2015, 06:41:13 PM »
I was reading around and I found some article that has you write 101 goals in 1001 days.

I started writing and realized that while I do have an idea of what direction I want to take in life, it was kind of hard to be specific on what I want to accomplish in the next 3 years or so. Writing down specific goals may seem pretty cheesy but it really brings to life what you want to do. Arnold Schwarzenegger said that a ship could have the greatest captain with an amazing crew, but if it has no destination it will spend it's entire voyage aimlessly traveling the ocean.

Some examples of mine were:

Learn to play 20 songs on the piano
Get to 200lbs at 10% bodyfat
Learn to play guiatar
Have 8 different types of colognes
Transfer to San Diego State
Learn to dance
Learn to lucid dream well
Whiten teeth
Learn German
Learn French
Learn to speed read
Buy flowers for a girl
Skydive
Try mushrooms
Win an eating competition
Grow a beard
Ride in a supercar
Drive a supercar
Get in a fight
Travel outside the U.S
Go to a rave


There are a lot more, some pretty personal, but you get the idea. I imagine myself being 21 and thinking if I accomplish at least 3/4ths of the things on my list it will have been a very productive 3 years.

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The Flood / Re: I am okay with pedophiles
« on: March 21, 2015, 11:58:43 AM »
You need to talk to a professional bro


And by bro I mean never my bro

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The Flood / Re: We don't need any mods.
« on: March 21, 2015, 12:58:21 AM »
We don't need no education

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Interestingly enough I'm feeling extremely powerful/confident tonight. Usually the Friday night's I'm not out I think of falling in love and can get pretty emotional, but for some reason tonight I feel incredibly invigorated, like I can do anything

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The Flood / Re: Tired of the single life
« on: March 21, 2015, 12:51:37 AM »
You have to make yourself have value. Why should women pick you over someone else? What do you have to offer them? Relationships are sort of like an exchange, they have something to offer you and you have something to offer them.

The best possible thing you can do is to make yourself as attractive as you can.
That means stuff like:
Get in shape
Tan skin a little
Wear nice clothing
Groom yourself, get a quality fitting haircut
Smell good
Have nice white teeth

You may think it's too vain and I'm wrong, but that's how life works. The confidence will come with an increase in these things

A friend of mine told me last year: I knew this guy. He had bad hair, and didn't have a style. I helped him find a look, and he got a girlfriend in a week.

Funny enough, we hang out more during college and I never really cared abut clothing, or my appearance much. Well that changed, and now I'm pretty much doing exactly what his friend did before.
yup improving your appearance is definitely a game changer

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The Flood / Re: Tired of the single life
« on: March 21, 2015, 12:34:32 AM »
PM me a picture of you face and fully body and I can tell you what exactly you can do to improve, I'll even write up a workout routine for you dead srs. im not going to make fun of you, I genuinely can help you slay mad poosay. You have an hour of your day to spare for workouts, right? Don't be scared of taking action, it's time to stop the over thinking, stop the hesitation, and just go balls deep in changing your life
still no pm............


...
... . ..

5752
The Flood / Re: Has anyone ever seen a Tesla commercial on TV?
« on: March 20, 2015, 01:59:02 PM »
Actually there are rolls Royce commercials Fuck me

5753
The Flood / Re: Has anyone ever seen a Tesla commercial on TV?
« on: March 20, 2015, 01:58:09 PM »
Because value speaks for itself. You ever see a rolls Royce commercial?

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The Flood / Re: Tired of the single life
« on: March 20, 2015, 01:55:46 PM »
PM me a picture of you face and fully body and I can tell you what exactly you can do to improve, I'll even write up a workout routine for you dead srs. im not going to make fun of you, I genuinely can help you slay mad poosay. You have an hour of your day to spare for workouts, right? Don't be scared of taking action, it's time to stop the over thinking, stop the hesitation, and just go balls deep in changing your life

5755
The Flood / Re: Tired of the single life
« on: March 20, 2015, 01:50:02 PM »
You have to make yourself have value. Why should women pick you over someone else? What do you have to offer them? Relationships are sort of like an exchange, they have something to offer you and you have something to offer them.

The best possible thing you can do is to make yourself as attractive as you can.
That means stuff like:
Get in shape
Tan skin a little
Wear nice clothing
Groom yourself, get a quality fitting haircut
Smell good
Have nice white teeth

You may think it's too vain and I'm wrong, but that's how life works. The confidence will come with an increase in these things

5756
The Flood / Re: Anyone hear that new Kendrick record?
« on: March 19, 2015, 10:58:22 PM »
I got a bone to pick!

I don't want you monkey mouth motherfuckers sitting in my throne again!

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The Flood / Re: So the girl in front of me just took a snapchat of me
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:46:41 PM »
I have this really good looking friend (no homo but this guy could be a model) and girls try to sneak pictures of him all the time lol

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The Flood / Re: I really hate ugly people
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:43:45 PM »
Bitch u ugly asfuhhhh

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The Flood / Re: What Drug is Sep7?
« on: March 19, 2015, 01:23:36 PM »
Spice

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So, did you just take a picture with your phone through snapchat of a picture displayed on your ipad to then take a screenshot of said snapchat picture and upload it to imgur?

Impressive.
even better, the picture I took from my phone was with the front camera because the main one blurs everything  :D

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