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5671
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:20:58 PM »
Youre not dumb you just have very little social awareness
I'm not nearly as smart as a lot of people on this forum but I guarantee I'm one of the most socially aware
If that makes sense
5672
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:31:02 PM »
IN
Will post detailed post in a minute
5673
« on: March 28, 2015, 09:53:21 PM »
Pics of sister
5674
« on: March 28, 2015, 09:52:16 PM »
If a lot of people went I would definitely like to go to a Sep7 meet up
5675
« on: March 28, 2015, 09:49:19 PM »
I once knew a nigga whoz real name was William
His primary concern was makin a million
Bein the illest hustla that the world ever seen
He used to fuck movie stars and sniff coke in his dreamZ
5676
« on: March 28, 2015, 09:47:32 PM »
Decimator Decimator on the wall
who is the most aesthetic of them all?
5677
« on: March 28, 2015, 12:35:18 AM »
i thought i was gonna have a stroke at the gym so i walked out and saw this girl i used to have a thing with. she was with her new boy but i didn't even look at her because i was freaking out about having a stroke. drove home, my dad checked all my stuff, feel better now i'm just chilling on the internet. everyone is hitting me up to party but i definitely need to stay home right now i'm reading about TIAs, which sound like what i had. i'm reading how they can be warnings for a and upcoming stroke, freaking the phuck out right now 
5678
« on: March 27, 2015, 05:07:39 PM »
if anyone is into half black chicks that don't look black yeah actually, that's strangely attractive
hell yeah  Olive goddess 
5679
« on: March 27, 2015, 04:48:40 PM »
5680
« on: March 27, 2015, 04:34:48 PM »
5681
« on: March 27, 2015, 12:04:12 AM »
I'm really late, but happy birthday Jive
Lots of thanks bro
5682
« on: March 27, 2015, 12:03:48 AM »
I sound like such a dick, seriously have a good day.
i didn't take it in a negative way at all lol thank you man 
5683
« on: March 27, 2015, 12:02:39 AM »
JIVE.......
....
Turkey
5684
« on: March 27, 2015, 12:01:57 AM »
safety not guaranteed and parks and rec were both pretty good
there is a girl at my gym who looks EXACTLY like her. They could be twins, except the girl at my gym has slightly bigger blobs. It blew my mind when I saw her, without even thinking I stared at her for a good 5 minutes thinking how similar they look, I even searched Aubrey on Google images and looked back and forth between the two. Fuking twins. Guarantee she thinks I'm a weirdo lolol
pics or it aint happen
i would try but getting caught would label me a creep for life and i'd probably get in trouble at the gym
5685
« on: March 27, 2015, 12:00:42 AM »
aesthetiiiiiic
5686
« on: March 26, 2015, 11:59:52 PM »
the first thing i think of when i wake up is how i'm going to dominate the day as best i can
5687
« on: March 26, 2015, 11:59:09 PM »
I voluntarily alter the state of my mind (though i haven't in a long time) because i'm a ruler breaker.
5688
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:01:07 PM »
I'm gonna have to go with jive turkey
5689
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:00:43 PM »
lol is for when it's potentially funny but not really. it's used sort of just like a filler, a bit like haha.
lmao is when it is pretty funny and made you smirk or slightly laugh.
LOL is when it was legitimately funny and you have to let everyone know you laughed
nobody uses rofl lol
5690
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:54:41 PM »
5691
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:44:36 PM »
Chewy chips ahoy cookies!!!!! The Oreo cream ones are good but I've been wanted to try the peanut butter cup ones
5692
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:39:06 PM »
Happy birthday brah. Make us prowd.
happy birthday i guess
HAPPY BIRTHDAY you glorious adonis
Happy Birthday!
Steroids would make you feel like a cheater. Definitely better to do it legit, happy birthday.
Happy birthday man
Happy Birthday you beautiful bastard.
happy birthday dude
thanks brahs 
5693
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:36:59 PM »
Bruh don't do steroids. They can fuck up your life man. I'm sure everyone who's taken them that you've talked to is gunna tell you how great they are. They aren't gunna tell you about their testicular atrophy or that their hair is fallout out or that their liver is destroyed
good looking out bro. Btw it's not like I suddenly thought "wow I could be buff on steroids", i'm pretty well versed roid knowledge. I've researched them for years just out of curiosity and know all about side effects, I even know most of the makeup of popular compounds and understand what they do on a chemical level. But thanks mayne 
5694
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:27:37 PM »
Yeah depends what kind of girl. if I was a girl with my stats I'd become some sort of pro athlete real quick.
If I was a cute sexy girl I'd take tons of niche nudes of myself, and camwhore it up/build up a huge following on instagram and make tons of money basically for being hot.
Being a sexy girl=life on easy mode
5695
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:24:46 PM »
safety not guaranteed and parks and rec were both pretty good
there is a girl at my gym who looks EXACTLY like her. They could be twins, except the girl at my gym has slightly bigger blobs. It blew my mind when I saw her, without even thinking I stared at her for a good 5 minutes thinking how similar they look, I even searched Aubrey on Google images and looked back and forth between the two. Fuking twins. Guarantee she thinks I'm a weirdo lolol
5696
« on: March 26, 2015, 02:20:49 AM »
I would be a terrible mod
I would mess with people for my own entertainment
5697
« on: March 26, 2015, 02:19:43 AM »
I'm actually older than you?
Fuck me.
Lol yeah, how old did you guys think I was?
5698
« on: March 26, 2015, 01:29:47 AM »
>thinking of taking steroids
Totes dissapointed fgt
I already decided long ago that I would eventually take them, but before I was planning more the towards 25-27 age area, now I have the urge to start much sooner, especially after talking to an instagram fitness celebrity about some private things lol
Don't do it Jive think of how dissapointed Zeus would be
son of zeus
fuuuuark
He didn't take steroids did he?
Yeah they killed him lolol rip
5699
« on: March 26, 2015, 01:29:25 AM »
If I keep up my workout at the rate I'm going, I'll look like Ryan Gosling's body type in a decently quick amount of time.
Also, don't be a loser who takes steroids. Go legit, it's be more rewarding. A couple of my friends have worked out for years and look close to the guy in the top picture - not quite there yet, but that's one of my friends goals. To look as close to a muscular Greek statue as he can while still looking good.
It is definitely rewarding, but the difference between working out naturally and working out on gear is the difference between night and day, it is definitely a game changer.
And nice bro ryan gosling is sexy, girls are gonna start telling you you're photoshopped
And the difference between that is earning it or being fake. If you take steroids, you're a fake. Just don't. There's risks involved with it that you probably know about and they aren't really worth it.
Yeah, it'll take some time, months more of working out, but my buds tell me I have the best body type to start from scratch. Lean, a clean slate. So I'm stoked for the future and keeping it going.
Your ambitious attitude is actually pretty inspiring (dead srs) thanks man
5700
« on: March 26, 2015, 01:19:47 AM »
>thinking of taking steroids
Totes dissapointed fgt
I already decided long ago that I would eventually take them, but before I was planning more the towards 25-27 age area, now I have the urge to start much sooner, especially after talking to an instagram fitness celebrity about some private things lol
Don't do it Jive think of how dissapointed Zeus would be
son of zeus fuuuuark
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