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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: In a bad mood for no reaso.
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:14:48 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:13:53 AM »
Leave a rose waiting for her in each of her classrooms on her desk, with a little note or chocolate

Then sneak into her room and put rose petals in the shape of a heart and in the middle write prom(with rose pedals duh)

She will get very happy, my friend did this the girl was wet afaf.

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The Flood / Re: In a bad mood for no reaso.
« on: April 02, 2015, 11:41:02 PM »
Not even gonna edit that

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The Flood / In a bad mood for no reaso.
« on: April 02, 2015, 11:40:43 PM »
Fuck off

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The Flood / Re: My five-seven has been seized.
« on: April 02, 2015, 03:58:50 PM »
Brb I'm gonna steal bc's p1 and then tell him to sell the lambo and ferrari so he can get the money back

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The Flood / Re: What will you be doing today
« on: April 02, 2015, 03:51:33 PM »
Eat
Read some books
Tan a little
Play some piano
Get my mindset right for the gym
Hit the gym
Eat
Shower
Smoke dank after not smoking for months w some friends if they are off work
Sleeeeeep

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The Flood / Re: I have now joined a Christian organization
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:36:14 PM »
Lmao @ the haters

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The Flood / Re: Flood, pick your poison.
« on: April 02, 2015, 02:30:54 PM »
Jay is a cool chick (srs) I like her

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The Flood / Re: Wow I love to read
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:51:48 AM »
But yeah I read often
what do you read bro? (No porn)

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The Flood / Wow I love to read
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:46:56 AM »
I've been on a reading binge lately after finally finishing all the Eragon books I've had since like 4th grade. Read Think and grow Rich and some books on Aristotle, today I just checked out Benjamin Franklin: An American life. What a real nigga this man was

I feel like a muthafuckin scholar. Do you like to read? Any recommendations?

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The Flood / Re: Time heals all wounds
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:40:21 AM »
Nah it does cause I've fallen in love a couple of times and time is the only way to get over it checkmatttte

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The Flood / Re: Someone tell me the fucking truth.
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:38:21 AM »
It blows my mind that y'all can't tell deci is April foolin lol

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The Flood / Re: mad streets of the flood
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:58:58 PM »
Many men

Wish death upon me

Blood in my eyes dawg

And I can't see

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The Flood / Re: pulling an all nighter AMA
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:57:56 PM »
All nighters are the worst things EVER. Have only done them twice and both times led me to feel like shit

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Harass me
« on: April 01, 2015, 11:57:02 PM »
I can't you're too cool

Lol

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The Flood / Re: What joke will Google pull this year?
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:28:36 PM »
Blows my mind that y'all are even discussing if it's him or not lol (pro tip: it's not)

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 05:10:30 PM »
Damn I had hella high test levels if I was masturbating at 4 years old 8)

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My friend is most likely just going to try and talk to the girl individually, but there is a big possibility that she is only doing it for the gay guy and isn't really attracted to my friend

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is he lying about being gay to get sex? i know people that have done that

if he isn't what is he going to do? fuck your friend in the ass whilst the girl sits on his face??? suck dick whilst the girl rides his cock??
nah this dude is pretty gay lol

Really have no idea what he would do, it's a strange situation

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The Flood / Re: What was the first thing you ever fapped to
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:14:58 PM »
I started masturbating at 4 years old

L
M
A
O

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Totally hypothetical btw

Let's say a gay guy proposed a threesome to my friend with both of them and a beautiful fit white looking Latina girl. My friend would only go to town on the latina and definitely avoid any moves made by the gay guy

Should he do it? Would you?

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The Flood / Re: Girls
« on: March 31, 2015, 05:04:50 PM »
I like the way that they WALK

And it's chill to hear them TALK

And I can always make them SMILE

From White Castle to the NILE

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The Flood / Re: Should I go for this girl?
« on: March 31, 2015, 04:57:37 PM »
No don't do it

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The Flood / Re: Ludacris' new album "Ludaversal" dropped today
« on: March 31, 2015, 04:25:18 PM »
Fuuuuck the only ludacris song I know is money maker

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The Flood / Re: Why did you pick your avatar(s)?
« on: March 31, 2015, 04:21:35 PM »
I always have them reflect my state of mind. So when I would have Kanye west in a suit I'd be feeling exceptionally cocky to the point of narcissism


Right now I feel like goku in ssjgod. Much smaller than before but very lean with dense muscles. Powerful

:D

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The Flood / Re: Mmm mmmmmm, Tara Reid in a bikini.
« on: March 31, 2015, 04:16:52 PM »
Damn and you can tell she'd have a cute face too

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He also has a snapchat

arnoldschnitzel

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Swag. How much can you currently lift? My current max is in between 30 to 35 lbs.
Max for what lift? Also your avi is dope man good choice  8)
Bicep curl, and yeah, can't mess with the Saiyan!
I usually curl between 75-120 for reps 15-6 with the barbbell and perfect form, I've done 155 though for a cheat curl I think I can do more now. With the dumbbells in each hand i go around anywhere from 35-55s depending on reps. Never maxed on those

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Swag. How much can you currently lift? My current max is in between 30 to 35 lbs.
Max for what lift? Also your avi is dope man good choice  8)

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Nice ears, Dumbo :^)
say that to my face pussy not online see what happens when there isn't a screen to protect you come at me


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