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5551
« on: April 09, 2015, 06:19:11 PM »
Hey man i read it, not bad. I like that you made jokes about yourself would read again 
5552
« on: April 09, 2015, 01:15:03 AM »
hi friend
5553
« on: April 08, 2015, 02:06:45 AM »
I think as long as I could avoid getting whacked in the head by the oar I could power through a bodyshot and rush verb down and take him to pound town
5554
« on: April 08, 2015, 01:40:25 AM »
Be rough pls
You appear to have a rather positive self-image. Well, more than positive to be honest. It seems to take the train ride straight into Narcissism City at 12:00 PM sharp. There's nothing wrong with being proud of having a healthy and functioning body, however it seems half the threads you make are to display another selfie of yours.
Judging by your avatars, you tend to admire or identify yourself with strong and masculine people and characters.
Your mother probably dressed you up in skirts and told you she wished she had had a daughter instead of a boy in your childhood, and you've been compensating for it ever since.
That said, judging by your guns, it's not the worst thing a parent could do to their child.
thx i think 
5555
« on: April 08, 2015, 01:31:30 AM »
Jive Turkey wins 3-2
5556
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:55:26 AM »
also i did not post anything just lurked but shit makes you think mayne
5557
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:53:51 AM »
it's this website obsessed with facial aesthetics. They treat anything less than the golden ratio as subhuman and pretty much have the aspects of attractiveness down to a science. they tear down average looking dudes for any flaw in their facial structure and probably have caused many suicides they idolize models like nick bateman and david gandy. elliot rodger the teen who shot up uc santa barbara used to hang out there strong wtf Fuuuuark never again brahs 
5558
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:42:28 AM »
I am now depressed and feeling very ugly and self conscious  Don't go there if you don't want to feel like killing yourself (semi srs)
5559
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:43:11 AM »
Force yourself to go a month and you will fuck a girl. Hahaha with your libido you will either force yourself to have sex or explode and die
5560
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:40:49 AM »
Be rough pls
5561
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:15:21 AM »
My mouth didn't stink at all when I got them off, always brushing and flossing.
It's gonna feel weird lol you're might even think you look better WITH them at first
5562
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:13:32 AM »
What's the longest you've ever gone without masturbating? (Srs)
5563
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:21:03 PM »
Was so close to mythic I could taste it
5564
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:19:05 PM »
Stay safe op
5565
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:18:36 PM »
suck my dick op suck my dick
5566
« on: April 06, 2015, 04:03:56 PM »
Grad night when I went on the Superman at Six Flags.
I'm not scared of rollercoasters but the Superman was one that always scared me and I avoided it every time I would go to Six Flags because its the tallest and most menacing ride there. But this time my friends and I decided to go on it. Even though its the shortest ride you can go on, I still had the time of my life.
The rest of the night was pretty lame.
What year did you go to grad night? I went to Six Flags too and was thinking of putting that as my answer to this thread haha
May 29th, 2014
Damn we were at gradnight the same night mayne we could've seen each other and never even known
5567
« on: April 06, 2015, 01:01:43 AM »
i got dressed fed the dog wrote about it in my blog didn't get a ticket on my communicate. hit the gym scored a towel found a pen saw an owl did impressions of the client with the client on mute. paper shredded needle threaded poodle petted fish fedded and i even wrote this song
5568
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:56:09 AM »
Where the fuck is loaf
5569
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:54:32 AM »
Grad night when I went on the Superman at Six Flags.
I'm not scared of rollercoasters but the Superman was one that always scared me and I avoided it every time I would go to Six Flags because its the tallest and most menacing ride there. But this time my friends and I decided to go on it. Even though its the shortest ride you can go on, I still had the time of my life.
The rest of the night was pretty lame.
What year did you go to grad night? I went to Six Flags too and was thinking of putting that as my answer to this thread haha
5570
« on: April 06, 2015, 12:52:04 AM »
Agamemnon Contingency: File codename: Purple Haze
DemonicChronic
research suggests that a nanite virus spiked with responsibility would cause his cannabis covered skin to combust in contact with the clean air neutralizing him as a threat.
lmaaaooooooo
5571
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:56:17 PM »
Can you believe I barely started watching dbz abridged the other day wtf it's dope
5572
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:53:54 PM »
Brah whiteflame this is not a good way to let out your narcissism, trust me I'm a pro
5573
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:15:15 PM »
No way lol
Being a man>>>>
5574
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:07:45 PM »
wait are you fat though lol
5575
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:06:06 PM »
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR EYES FORSAKEN ME
5576
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:04:49 PM »
I have a pro mlg CoD player in my class. The guy is huge, 300 lbs easily at 5'8" or so. But he's a chill ass dude, not nerdy or anything, very socially aware and not awkward or shy.
5577
« on: April 05, 2015, 08:02:08 PM »
It is time for me to ascend into the next level.
Today I am shedding my former self like a holy snake sheds its skin
Tomorrow I will be a new man
5578
« on: April 05, 2015, 06:51:59 PM »
today i have eaten a box of pasta and a pizza and some pop tarts and garlic bread
5579
« on: April 05, 2015, 06:51:13 PM »
Damn ya'll are hating on this dude hard wtf. No need for any of that lol I just wanna see her face
5580
« on: April 05, 2015, 05:18:04 PM »
Question.
How do I know if I'm getting muscle or if I'm just bloated?
If you're eating more and drinking more water then you will most likely bloat a bit. I bloat like crazy when eating high sodium foods. Bloat goes away after like a day, especially if you're sweating. Drink even more water it will flush it out Also, if you're getting stronger it is safe to say you're putting on some muscle
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