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The Flood / Re: How will you prove you existed?
« on: April 12, 2015, 06:52:22 PM »
Since I will be a famous bodybuilder there will be many magazines and pictures of me

I hope to get rich enough to have a statue of myself built and be able to have upkeep paid for a couple hundred years

Donate a park bench or something

Become a celebrity

Have tons of children to carry on my legacy

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The Flood / Re: These threads are shit
« on: April 12, 2015, 04:15:35 AM »
Ima eat datvass

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The Flood / Re: I don't have friends.
« on: April 12, 2015, 03:48:53 AM »
I've noticed even my closest of friends don't compare to the love of my family

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The Flood / Re: Should I ask if my gf would want to move in with me
« on: April 12, 2015, 12:25:18 AM »
Things change when you start living together mayne....so I've heard anyways

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The Flood / Re: Apparently Verby is on Bnet now
« on: April 12, 2015, 12:21:29 AM »
Damn verbatim back again being a 40 year old -blam!- trying to be a smartass ass on the forums like come come on grow the -blam!- up and post a video of a real -blam!-ing fight of you getting rekt also look -blam!-k grammar -blam!- go drink bleach your dad prob got -blam!-ed up in all he's fights and your mum prob got punched in the stomach which made you retarted

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The Flood / Re: Do you consider internet friends to be actual friends?
« on: April 11, 2015, 10:49:04 PM »
I've never been close enough to my internet pals to consider them friend friends :/

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The Flood / Re: Another woman fail
« on: April 11, 2015, 10:48:21 PM »
Even though I guarantee Roman is exaggerating this situation(she said hi and they have each others numbers for work lol) I like this topic. It is definitely within his right to not want to fuck someone because of something that turns him off. That doesn't make him an asshole it means he has standards

Standards are good
You're missing the point.

It's not that he has standards, it's just that the only thing he is looking for is sex (he even admitted it), and now he's pretending to have the high ground even though his position towards the whole thing is to hit it and then dump it. Hell, it wouldn't even be such a problem if he was just looking for sex. But now he's trying to be picky when he's just looking for a one-night stand or something.
having short lived sexual relationships with two willing adults is not bad. Sometimes I see a girl I do not want a relationship with, but definitely want to bed so I go for it, we do our thing, and then leave without any commitment. People do this all the time.

Being picky with a one night stand is good. You want a girl with a cute face, maybe some of your fetishes like a big butt or long legs, and then you move. Oh shit she has terrible breath and bad teeth? I nope the heck out of there.

"But jive don't be a prick it's just a one night stand" nah if i don't like it I'm not going to go for it. In addition smoking is something you can change unlike physical attributes
And yet his claiming to be a "straight edge guy" while saying that he just wants women for their ass isn't stupid as hell? This is more the big point of controversy than anything else.
Roman is being silly for considering himself above someone because he is straight edge but i'm still right when i said he is not a dick for not wanting to fuck because she smokes.

Roman I got yo back brah even though I know you wouldn't hit whether she smoked or not lmao  8)

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The Flood / Re: Another woman fail
« on: April 11, 2015, 10:30:43 PM »
Even though I guarantee Roman is exaggerating this situation(she said hi and they have each others numbers for work lol) I like this topic. It is definitely within his right to not want to fuck someone because of something that turns him off. That doesn't make him an asshole it means he has standards

Standards are good
You're missing the point.

It's not that he has standards, it's just that the only thing he is looking for is sex (he even admitted it), and now he's pretending to have the high ground even though his position towards the whole thing is to hit it and then dump it. Hell, it wouldn't even be such a problem if he was just looking for sex. But now he's trying to be picky when he's just looking for a one-night stand or something.
having short lived sexual relationships with two willing adults is not bad. Sometimes I see a girl I do not want a relationship with, but definitely want to bed so I go for it, we do our thing, and then leave without any commitment. People do this all the time.

Being picky with a one night stand is good. You want a girl with a cute face, maybe some of your fetishes like a big butt or long legs, and then you move. Oh shit she has terrible breath and bad teeth? I nope the heck out of there.

"But jive don't be a prick it's just a one night stand" nah if i don't like it I'm not going to go for it. In addition smoking is something you can change unlike physical attributes

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The Flood / Re: Another woman fail
« on: April 11, 2015, 10:22:27 PM »
Even though I guarantee Roman is exaggerating this situation(she said hi and they have each others numbers for work lol) I like this topic. It is definitely within his right to not want to fuck someone because of something that turns him off. That doesn't make him an asshole it means he has standards

Standards are good

Except when all your looking is to have sex with her and leave.

You can't try and seem good and proper when your gunning for a one night stand.
Standards when it comes to one night stands=bad? If anything they are a lot more important when you're only going to hit one time.

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The Flood / Re: Bring your own cup day.
« on: April 11, 2015, 10:18:45 PM »
Is it still going on today?? Cause if so I'm about to take a gallon and then mix it with tons of alcohol hehe

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The Flood / Re: Another woman fail
« on: April 11, 2015, 10:17:13 PM »
Even though I guarantee Roman is exaggerating this situation(she said hi and they have each others numbers for work lol) I like this topic. It is definitely within his right to not want to fuck someone because of something that turns him off. That doesn't make him an asshole it means he has standards

Standards are good

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The Flood / Re: you wanna catch these hands nigga?
« on: April 11, 2015, 08:13:48 PM »
Hahahahaha this was hilarious


Why do they freak out so bad??

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The Flood / Re: I'm on really strong pain medication, AMA
« on: April 11, 2015, 08:06:25 PM »
Learn to lucid dream in them bro!! Fuuuark 20 lucid dreams would be amazing who needs reality after that

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The Flood / Re: going to a massive rager tonight AMA me anything
« on: April 11, 2015, 08:03:37 PM »
What will you be consuming?

Cool invite btw

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The Flood / Re: Description Thread
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:10:10 PM »
1. The U.S.Ayyy 8)

2. I love pizza, pan from pizza hut with extra cheese. Hnnnng, I also am a fan of clam chowder and filet mignon

3. I am 6'2" with a very athletic muscular build at 190lbs. I have a small waist and wide shoulders. I have a light golden complexion which I thank my beautiful mother for. I have straight white teeth and my hair is short on the sides with a fade and the top is much longer and combed over. I have big ears and nice eyebrows.

4. My first goal is to build the phsyqiue of a god. I want to be 215lbs shredded with 6% body fat and strong af. I am in college but don't know what I will end up doing, maybe something in the medical or endocrinology field. I am very motivated so I think whatever I find a passion for I will succeed in

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The Flood / Re: Just want to give a shout out
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:02:27 PM »
If I saw you irl I would rape you

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The Flood / Re: Well THAT didn't last long. Ama
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:01:11 PM »
how does it feel knowning a legend before he makes it big? (Me)

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The Flood / Re: fav girl member
« on: April 11, 2015, 03:59:26 PM »

KORRA
korra isn't a real person. kORRA is actually this websites artificial intelligence.


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The Flood / Re: fav girl member
« on: April 11, 2015, 03:53:25 PM »
KORRA

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The Flood / Re: Another woman fail
« on: April 11, 2015, 03:51:49 PM »
Yo not sure why everyone is hating on Roman for having some fooking standards. If he doesn't like what a girl does why should he have to put up with it?

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we need to get me super popular on bungie dot net so i can lure in new people (desirables only)

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The Flood / Re: Who wants to know my life story?
« on: April 09, 2015, 11:53:46 PM »
my life story is pretty cool
virginia hangin out with little kids in spandex i see
Korra sometimes i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about so i end up googling it

but you never disappoint with the lols

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The Flood / Re: Who wants to know my life story?
« on: April 09, 2015, 11:46:39 PM »
my life story is pretty cool

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The Flood / Re: Goku gets ANOTHER new form in the Frieza movie.
« on: April 09, 2015, 09:17:05 PM »


vs


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The Flood / Re: Should I buy this hoodie?
« on: April 09, 2015, 06:29:09 PM »
no

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The Flood / Re: Date or LAN party?
« on: April 09, 2015, 06:28:41 PM »
Neither stay home and browse Sep7agon

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The Flood / Re: Goku gets ANOTHER new form in the Frieza movie.
« on: April 09, 2015, 06:24:59 PM »
It looks like what would pop up on Google images if I typed in "goku super saiyan 6"

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I am happy you're alive mayne :)

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The Flood / Re: Now YOUR honest opinion of ME
« on: April 09, 2015, 06:22:18 PM »
You are a cool dude. Very sexually frustrated, but I can tell that all you need is a little exposure and you could really start doing well with women. Just need to get your feet wet mayne

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The Flood / Re: Small boobs vs large boobs
« on: April 09, 2015, 06:20:24 PM »
Legs and ass>>> if a girl has a nice set of face crushing thighs I don't care if she has the chest of a 14 year old boy

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