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5431
« on: April 23, 2015, 08:52:46 PM »
Latina
Tight waist
On the tall side (5'7-510" is hnnng)
Big butt
Nice boobs (don't matter to me tbh)
Eyes that look like she could be Asian but isn't. Like maybe she had a grandpa who was half Korean or something
Pretty face
Hnnnng
5432
« on: April 23, 2015, 08:50:20 PM »
I was 12 at my friends house making a bungie account so I could join his group and asked him what my username should be.
His hot older cousin was in the living room watching semi pro and said it should be Jive Turkey and as fast as my white knighting women worshipping fingers could type I made it but I spelled it wrong lmaoooo
5433
« on: April 23, 2015, 01:55:20 PM »
Hello
5434
« on: April 23, 2015, 01:53:10 PM »
The second picture makes you look like your balding hehehe
haha no brah I am the guy with the hoodie. Balding guy is my friend
5435
« on: April 22, 2015, 10:40:37 PM »
sounds like a blast. you take anything else? shrooms?
man i would have loved to be there. there musta been a fucking pot haze covering the place. mmmmmm
Nah I had already smoked and didn't want to have my first shroom experience while high  When you got close enough to the park you didn't even have to ask for directions because you could see a HUGE cloud of smoke floating in the air a few blocks away it was crazy
5436
« on: April 22, 2015, 10:32:23 PM »
People find this to be.......fun? Almost peeing themselves is fun?
I don't smoke
5437
« on: April 22, 2015, 10:22:26 PM »
Gotta make this thread for documentation I went to hippie hill on 4/20 and it was pretty cool. Thousands and thousands of people were there, and they were selling anything you can think of related to marijuana. Free edible samples, people selling bunches of joints wrapped in rubber bands, so many drugs. Verb probably would've had a heart attack. I had 2 different girls ask to take pics with me because they liked my shirt (it was a baseball t with a white base and bright red arms. On the front was a beautiful girl in a bikini wearing an indian headdress. She was colored in vibrant red and blue colors, think 3d from a few years ago)  I ended up getting uncomfortably high. I had a joint, 2 blunts, at least 3 bowls, an edible brownie and a half of a cookie. When everyone started leaving it felt like I was in a comic book or something. Thousands of stoners emerging from the park like zombies leaking into the streets. Police cars were lined up around the city like a blockade but they couldn't do anything, there were too many of them. We walked aimlessly for like 3 hours with different groups, I was very lost. I also talked to a crackhead old black lady for what seemed like 30 minutes about her grandaughters future. Wish I took more pics It stretched like this on all sides of me, pic doesn't do justice of how many people there were  I'm the guy with the hoodie. In this picture I was peaking after we got lost. I also thought I peed myself and was panicking for like 20 minutes. 
5438
« on: April 22, 2015, 10:02:47 PM »
Marijuana is bad
This reminds me to make a thread though
5439
« on: April 22, 2015, 10:02:18 PM »
The power of the subconscious/unconscious mind
What you think you become, you are what you think, law of attraction esque stuff. The key to success it's very interesting
5440
« on: April 22, 2015, 12:51:13 AM »
It's time to
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL
5441
« on: April 22, 2015, 12:50:06 AM »
>Still being this completely fucking autistic
Shut up pussy
srry brah it was testosterone rage 
5442
« on: April 22, 2015, 12:49:02 AM »
I'll still be here homojoe
5443
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:20:19 PM »
If I could have ANY life i would love to live like this:
Get a beautiful body, get modeling and supplement sponsorship and compete in shows
Move to San Diego or somewhere similar with a beach
Have my sponsors fly me out to different paces for fitness conventions and shows. Win and get famous
Maybe show up in commercials and tv, by this time I should graduate and have a degree, maybe open up a supplement chain or something
In the next few months I'll have an idea of how to accomplish this
5444
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:15:54 PM »
You could replace the car with muscles and the pic would still be relevant except with "how much do you bench bro" and "what size are your arms bro" stuff lol
5445
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:13:33 PM »
Woke up after 11 hour slumber Went to school aced two exams Came home, ate Bodybuilder friend called-went to eat with him Came home-napped Woke up-ate Getting ready for the gym right now WHO KNOWS what could happen 
5446
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:11:26 PM »
Who cares lol
5447
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:10:50 PM »
Damn I can hear him breathing just by looking at that pic
5448
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:10:01 PM »
>Still being this completely fucking autistic
Shut up pussy
5449
« on: April 20, 2015, 01:54:25 AM »
Zayn looks exactly like the star quarterback/point guard/trackstar/pussydestroyer from when I was in highschool
5450
« on: April 20, 2015, 01:49:52 AM »
Verb ill teach you how to swim bro I took lessons for 8 years
5451
« on: April 20, 2015, 01:45:16 AM »
I'd still win though
5452
« on: April 20, 2015, 01:44:55 AM »
Huh, I'm surprised at the lack of "superman beating up wonderwoman" panels I can find
5453
« on: April 20, 2015, 01:36:38 AM »
In a town in between Fresno and Modesto
Plz help
soak yourself
dafuq did you just call me??
fite me
can't it'll just end up like..... 
5454
« on: April 20, 2015, 01:34:30 AM »
I live like 40 miles south of San Francisco. You actually live in or near the Bay Area!?
I live in one of the weakest places in California
The central valley 
>tfw Jive Turkey lives in SoCal with me
He actually lives in NorCal with me. :^)
(god dammit, I hate that term)
Yup NorCal. NorCal slang is hella cool
5455
« on: April 20, 2015, 01:33:22 AM »
In a town in between Fresno and Modesto
Plz help
soak yourself
dafuq did you just call me??
5456
« on: April 20, 2015, 12:25:45 AM »
In a town in between Fresno and Modesto
Plz help
5457
« on: April 20, 2015, 12:20:40 AM »
I live like 40 miles south of San Francisco. You actually live in or near the Bay Area!?
I live in one of the weakest places in California The central valley
5458
« on: April 19, 2015, 11:10:51 PM »
I barely even smoke but some friends asked me to go so I thought I might as well for life experience or some poop like that.
We have an entire ounce half of Sour Diesel and the other half is mixed with Girl Scout Cookie and something else, fuuuark
What should I wear? I was thinking of a tie dye shirt with the sleeves cut off(cause i'm buff duuh) but it will be chilly so I dunno. Also I'm not a fan of hippies they smell like chit.
5459
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:48:03 PM »
I'm a great swimmer. Have to be if I wanna pull honeys at the beach. I took swimming lessons from age 6-13 though lololol
5460
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:09:00 PM »
All joking aside, I do love my mom.
My dad can die though.
Huh.
Most of the people here with attitude problems have shitty dads.
Children with bad relationships with their fathers or no father at all are way more likely to have problems in tons of aspects in life (100% srs no hate to anyone). Lots of studies on that. I started looking into it when I made a thread asking about fathers and noticed a large majority of people who have "bad attitudes" on this site also had bad relationships with their fathers
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