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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 26, 2017, 07:51:02 PM »
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 26, 2017, 07:48:18 PM »
Forgot how easy this shit is sometimes lmao

Spoiler

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I came to the conclusion that the girl just wasn't hot enough ::)

Conclusion as in this caused you to not get it up or that you don't want to sleep with her now?
Conclusion that if she was a 9/10 I'd probably still feel resistance, but would have definitely slept with her.

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The Flood / Re: Messages for Users from Sandtrap
« on: May 26, 2017, 07:38:14 PM »
Mine was cut off early but the little he did say made me appreciate the life I have a lot more. RIP Sandtrap you beautiful based human

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The Flood / Re: How old were you when you realized God was real?`
« on: May 26, 2017, 07:34:59 PM »
Believed in God from 0-15 maybe

Stopped

Started to believe in some weird higher power energy consciousness Universe type of force recently

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The Flood / Re: Opinion of you thread, opinion of me thread
« on: May 26, 2017, 07:31:05 PM »
I don't know anything about you as a person, but based off the posts I've seen you're a fun person who doesn't take things too seriously but not in a dumb way, in a still pretty intelligent way.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to IP ban Loaf
« on: May 26, 2017, 01:50:27 AM »
Definitely not

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I was actually pretty drunk when I wrote this.

Wow so it wasn't in my head though. Drinking makes me lose Conciousness and Presence. Feel like poop mentally and emotionally. Not in a hangover way but in a I-need-to-meditate-and-get-centered-again way. Alcohol is really a shit drug smh.
These all seem like compelling reasons to stop drinking.
Its really been the only thing that's ever convinced me

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I came to the conclusion that the girl just wasn't hot enough ::)

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The Flood / Re: just got a tinder to cover up the pain of losing O
« on: May 25, 2017, 11:09:21 AM »
Yeah but what does she look like
literally who cares

like I said earlier, I only swiped right on girls that I thought were ugly/chubby so I could talk to them without stress

and god, what a good idea that was. You guys are using tinder totally wrong
I don't use Tinder at all. These hookup apps where girls are practically prostituting themsleves for free are disgusting.

Fact is though just because some fat insecure girl is talking to you that doesn't mean Tinder isn't full of tramps looking for dudes to fuck them and buy them things.
Or maybe you're just a slut shaming misogynist who should fuck off from the earth
I don't have a problem with girls who sleep around as long as they're not leeches. That tends to be the case most of the time though.
their life their choice

they can be leeches all they want, still far better than what the average man is
Not really when they're affecting other people's lives. You can stop trolling now.
LOL, the men CHOOSE to get involved

end of discussion
And women CHOOSE to get involved in abusive relationships

start of discussion

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The Flood / Re: I'll sum up human behavior for you
« on: May 25, 2017, 11:07:03 AM »
Wrong, you ugly autistic freak!! It's all about the value you give to other people. And you didn't even take into consideration that some people have empathy for others and do things for them even if the person offers them NO value. Probably because you've never experienced anything like that in your life. SMH!!!

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I was actually pretty drunk when I wrote this.

Wow so it wasn't in my head though. Drinking makes me lose Conciousness and Presence. Feel like poop mentally and emotionally. Not in a hangover way but in a I-need-to-meditate-and-get-centered-again way. Alcohol is really a shit drug smh.

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Depressed as fuck right now to be honest. Wanna go home but have to wait for this nigga

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Since my breakup I've tried talking to other girls etc. But no matter how bad I want to, I can't bring myself to have sex with any other girl. It makes me feel a pit in my stomach, I overthink and get sad it's not my ex. It feels horrible. I know she's easily getting smashed by lots of different dudes so that makes this even worse, it feels like I'm trapped like this and it's preventing me from moving on.

Right now I'm at these two girls dorm with my friend. He's in the other room fucking, and the girl I'm supposed to be with wants me so bad but I literally can't do it. She's practically begging me to go to her room and I'm like "nah". I feel weak af  and it makes me feel really down. What do I do

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The Flood / Re: Ever been hit on by a gay dude?
« on: May 23, 2017, 11:54:22 PM »
More than I can count. They also add me on instagram and Snapchat randomly.

I have a couple close gay homies and if I go to a rave or party with them I'll get hit on by 2-3 without fail. And if they post a picture on social media of us I'll get minimum of 4-5 gay dudes hitting me up on there.

Smh

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Gaming / Should I buy Destiny?
« on: May 23, 2017, 05:58:24 PM »
It's like $8

For the 360. I don't have xbox live. I'd probably play 2-3 hours a week so it'd be paced nice and slow. I know nothing about this game but I trust you guys to have good game opinions

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 22, 2017, 01:14:55 PM »
So I bought a bottle and then met up with her in her dorm parking lot.

She was cute. Shy. I'm a very easy person to talk to so she opened up quick. Gave me a tour of her school etc. then we sat down on this grassy amphitheater. The entire time I felt really down smh. The ex was in the back of my mind.

Eventually I straight up told her like a huge phaggot I say: "Look, to be completely honest with you, I know we came her to mess around but I just got out of a huge relationship. And the more I sit here the more I realize there's no way I can do it yet. I don't wanna waste your time, so if that's weird we can just split off now. Or we can keep talking and I get to know you."

She was visibly upset but also got cool with it. She finished showing me around and we joked around a lot it was really nice. HUGE pressure was taken off when I laid that out on the table tbh.

Wow... That's actually pretty mature of you. Well done.
This isn't mature brah. It's just I literally couldn't do it, made me way too uncomfortable smh

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The Flood / Re: Deci: your main problem in posting is selfishness
« on: May 22, 2017, 01:28:00 AM »
Very true 💯

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 22, 2017, 01:27:06 AM »
So I bought a bottle and then met up with her in her dorm parking lot.

She was cute. Shy. I'm a very easy person to talk to so she opened up quick. Gave me a tour of her school etc. then we sat down on this grassy amphitheater. The entire time I felt really down smh. The ex was in the back of my mind.

Eventually I straight up told her like a huge phaggot I say: "Look, to be completely honest with you, I know we came her to mess around but I just got out of a huge relationship. And the more I sit here the more I realize there's no way I can do it yet. I don't wanna waste your time, so if that's weird we can just split off now. Or we can keep talking and I get to know you."

She was visibly upset but also got cool with it. She finished showing me around and we joked around a lot it was really nice. HUGE pressure was taken off when I laid that out on the table tbh.

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 22, 2017, 01:22:37 AM »
I have returned

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 21, 2017, 10:23:41 PM »
FUCK I'm nervous as shit. What if I can't get it up?? What if I start thinking about my ex too much and start crying?? Smh!

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The Flood / Re: JIve
« on: May 21, 2017, 10:22:24 PM »
jive is literally a piece of shit and should off himself
wtf!

Seems i was right. Bitch
Right about what? Having Secondclass on your side about something is even worse than having nobody at all

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 21, 2017, 10:17:56 PM »
Just got off work. Gonna go meet a random Tinder match from last time I had Tinder rn to drink at her dorm. She's cute but honestly I'm nervous as fuck, haven't done shit like this in over a year. It's go time boyos

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The Flood / Re: just got a tinder to cover up the pain of losing O
« on: May 21, 2017, 02:46:52 PM »
Who the fuck is O lol
yo class you faggot why you aint gonna answer us on this?
my one true love from hs who i will never get over

back on topic what do i even say to this lmao
Spoiler
like what do these people want from me
Shes bored with you(srs)

Completely average convo. These girls have dozens of guys messaging them stuff like that everyday, she's not going to try very hard to continue the conversation

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 21, 2017, 02:45:11 PM »
Got a good number of girls on here now so I'll start messaging them tonight hehe

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 21, 2017, 02:44:24 PM »
Spoiler

At this point, what do you think my tinder game would be? Got my permit now and getting a license in hopefully another month. Also spent three grand on fixing up a BMW to drive.
Bodies looking good man. I wouldn't have them all physique focused. I use

Main pic: Face (Bonus if it's in a social activity)
Second Pic: Social activity or hobby
Third Pic: Physique

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The Flood / Re: JIve
« on: May 21, 2017, 02:42:34 PM »
jive is literally a piece of shit and should off himself
wtf!

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 20, 2017, 04:34:18 PM »
I love triggering the meatheads. It's not hard either, just poke them a few times and they do the rest of the damage themselves.
Lmao nice attempt at backpedalling. No one is triggered here, it's okay I don't mind having a fanclub bro. And by bro I mean never my bro, fucking phaggot

You sound pretty triggered. And don't worry, I had no intentions to be your "bro". It's funny because, I'm sure in that little mind of yours, you actually think you have a fan club on here. Sure, there are a select few, but the majority think you are just another fuckboi bragging on the internet.


Please keep posting more in my threads, I love it srs

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