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 you have some nice forearms lol

It's so crazy to see how different out lives are, digging this post man. It seems that I underestimated the amount of work you actually do there, the pics really put it into perspective

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The Flood / Re: God-tier simple foods
« on: May 02, 2015, 03:43:24 AM »
I'm the best at these.


Peanut butter x honey in a bowl. Stir until well mixed and then put it in the fridge for a while. When it comes out it has a nougat consistency and tastes amazing. Great desert

Grilled PB&J

Drop some eggs(poached instantly) into boiling ramen, add veggies if you'd like

Ground beef x kosher salt x pepper. Form into patty and pan fry, melt cheese on top. Eat with fork

Omlettes are godtier simple foods, I can make a huge list of great ways to make omlettes

Tuna with a little mayo and a hardboiled egg x seasoning


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I work out
Spoiler
being serious now: So I simply took Whey Protein for years when I worked out. Never did anything for me. Then I started taking some Mass Gainer about a month ago and I've seen some pretty good results. Diet is my issue though, because what I have around the house isn't really the healthiest.

Trying to get down to at least 10% body fat, I'm pretty much stuck between 14-16%
If you're trying to drop body fat drop the mass gainer for now. Huge amounts of calories even though they taste good. Going from 15 to 10 is all about diet(I've gone from 14 to 11 in the last 2 months or so.) Do you know how many calories you're usually taking in day by day?

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I guarantee Jive has a really small todger
sorry to disappoint brah but even in that category I excel, proud memeber of the *big dick crew*

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I will destroy you

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The Flood / Re: Do you dislike a certain group of people?
« on: May 01, 2015, 02:46:44 PM »
Gangsters. My area is filled with these trigger happy fuckers, I'm going to be so mad if my valuable life is ever taken by one of these losers

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meh I'm not sure why you would want to do that but ok.
You better edit this shit.
How did you pussywhip that nigga, over the internet, like seriously?

How beta does one person have to be?
How's Noelle eh?
Like seriously, did you think that actually meant something? Do you know what pussywhipped means?

Like, seriously, there was a better person you could have picked.
I don't really care one way or the other bud. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stay pussywhipped.
take this negativity out of my thread homos

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Has it done anything for your gains?
In a way. I am more aggressive when lifting so it's always a plus. But I'm still cutting so it's a given that I'll be getting smaller and weaker  :-\

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I'm like hey wassup hello


Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door

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Glad you posted. I've always been rather appreciative of mundane things. And lately, especially so, I've come to appreciate the feeling of work. It feels good to work again. Obviously there's some struggle. My lungs will never be fully well again and I know I have to be careful with my heart.

But I've been working for two weeks straight now. That, typically, is the time it takes for somebody's body to adapt to constant physical labor. I appreciate that feeling of strain. Improvement. And I marvel at how fast I'm healing. Two days. I take a break. Slow down. And I'm healed.

I moved four things today that surprised me.

1. Those blue industrial barrels filled with wood I told you about a little while back? I can move them around like nothing now. Previously, it took a lot out of me. Now it's almost easy.

2. Three sheets of quadruple layered plywood, 8 feet long and 6 feet wide. Moved them alone by myself, lifted and carried.

3. A washer and drier by myself, carried and held down a small set of stairs.

4. Held up a small, old, iron bathtub and lifted it off the ground to move it elsewhere.

If I can appreciate anything right now, it's that physically, I'm recovering really damn well.
I like to hear about you working and impressing yourself with your physical capabilities man. I think people naturally want to work and improve which could be why you're enjoying the stuff you're doing

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(Naturally of course)

For the last few months I've been eating a high protein high carb low fat diet. Well some of you may know that fat is the main macro involved in hormone production. Low fat=low test. I had been dropping my test terribly low, to the point where I wouldn't even get aroused much at all. so over the last 2 weeks I bumped fats up very very high and noticed a few things:

-I am very horny
-I keep eye contact with everyone. Not that I wasn't before but now it's very noticeable
-I stare at girls more without caring. Even if they're with boyfriends, that actually makes me more excited(strange) like competition
-I give less of a fuck. I don't over think everything I say or do, I just do it, in controlled manner
-little things irritate me more

Btw I was already like this before but it feels more enhanced on high fats. this is nothing compared to what a cycle could do but it's very interesting to see the role testosterone plays in confidence.
Sounds like you are ready to give someone surprise butt sex to me.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Last post for a while.
« on: April 30, 2015, 11:34:37 PM »
What about your life story?

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How can I flatten my tummy?
Without sit-ups and whatnot, preferably.
I'll suck all the fat outcha belly button :)

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k den
You better edit this shit.
True I guess
Smh brah that's why test is good! Tell her "fuk off Korra I say what I want" 8)

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I am horny all the time already.


Use your genetically gifted high test to make massive gains and fuck older women bro!!

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The Flood / Some things i have noticed from raising my testosterone
« on: April 30, 2015, 10:41:11 PM »
(Naturally of course)

For the last few months I've been eating a high protein high carb low fat diet. Well some of you may know that fat is the main macro involved in hormone production. Low fat=low test. I had been dropping my test terribly low, to the point where I wouldn't even get aroused much at all. so over the last 2 weeks I bumped fats up very very high and noticed a few things:

-I am very horny
-I keep eye contact with everyone. Not that I wasn't before but now it's very noticeable
-I stare at girls more without caring. Even if they're with boyfriends, that actually makes me more excited(strange) like competition
-I give less of a fuck. I don't over think everything I say or do, I just do it, in controlled manner
-little things irritate me more

Btw I was already like this before but it feels more enhanced on high fats. this is nothing compared to what a cycle could do but it's very interesting to see the role testosterone plays in confidence.

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The Flood / Re: How ripped are you Flood?
« on: April 30, 2015, 10:31:05 PM »
 >:( I will destroy u all

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The Flood / Re: How ripped are you Flood?
« on: April 30, 2015, 10:28:29 PM »
More ripped than that Jive Turkey fella

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The Flood / Re: favorite late night activities
« on: April 29, 2015, 11:45:46 PM »
Weeknights: Watching movies, reading, posting on forums, learning something new, meditating. I love to learn new stuff at night when nobody else is awake, just my laptop and I. Love to watch TED talks or other informational TIL cool vids at night

Weekend nights- Partying, sometimes rarely drugs(alcohol), going with intoxicated friends and girls to parks and just goofin, hanging out at dennys for like 2 hours, silly stuff

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The Flood / Re: personality disorder quiz
« on: April 29, 2015, 05:47:06 PM »
Can anyone beat my narcissist score of 92%? 8)


Narcisstic, Schizotypal, and Histrionic all scored very high and describe me well hmm

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The Flood / Re: Are You From Bungie?
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:15:12 PM »
Yup. Currently plotting how to become famous there but it's hard mayne pages get knocked off the fron tin less than a minute.

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The Flood / Re: So.... Bored... Join me?
« on: April 28, 2015, 11:14:13 PM »
me
YouTube


 :-[

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The Flood / Re: Pics that sum up your average day
« on: April 28, 2015, 12:19:48 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Pics that sum up your average day
« on: April 28, 2015, 12:15:56 AM »

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Serious / Re: Baltimore riots continue
« on: April 27, 2015, 04:31:13 PM »
I watched a compilation video a few hours ago and then took a nap. In my dream I was some Iron Man type dude and flew in and rained down hell on them 100% srs it was such a weird dream

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The Flood / Re: Extremely bored.
« on: April 26, 2015, 06:30:44 PM »
I mean it's not important for people to know what I'm going to do.

Yeah I started gathering stuff I'm gonna sell. Wanna buy a skateboard?

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The Flood / Re: Extremely bored.
« on: April 26, 2015, 06:23:33 PM »
Srs post brah~~~~~


I would like a couple hundred dollars ($600 is more than enough)  but I don't want to get a job because the hours would interfere with what I plan to do with the money. What do?

(My plans are not important right now)
What're you gonna do with the money?
Not important right now mayne one bridge at a time hehe

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The Flood / Re: Let's discuss our favorite anime.
« on: April 26, 2015, 06:22:05 PM »
DBZ easily


But I was also a big fan of YuYu Hakusho

I haven't seen much anime

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