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5341
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:53:13 PM »
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
I'm not done with your Angus yet jelly boy. Don't project your jealousy of me on PSU
Okay Mr dick pic poster. Go be insecure somewhere else
u want to be me so bad
5342
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:50:42 PM »
Not mine but two motorcycles are in my house, haven't seen anyone on this site talk about bikes
5343
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:49:13 PM »
Filet mignon
Mozerella sticks
Clam chowder
Cheeseburgers
Ben and jerrys ice cream
Cheesecake
Meatloaf
5344
« on: May 04, 2015, 05:47:47 PM »
Retarded? Sure
More successful? 100% nigga
why do you feel the need to bring up how successful you are as though it somehow validates anything you say?
I'm not done with your Angus yet jelly boy. Don't project your jealousy of me on PSU
5345
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:48:28 PM »
Jive can't handle the banter because he's so insecure
I don't have a problem admitting i have and have had insecurities, and i have overcome them. I'm also eager to prove you wrong because you always seem angry towards me, help me help you man
for someone who thinks they're hot shit you really are super sensitive to words on a screen.
lol
*knows dick for pic brah don't be scared
5346
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:44:41 PM »
Jive can't handle the banter because he's so insecure
I don't have a problem admitting i have and have had insecurities, and i have overcome them. I'm also eager to prove you wrong because you always seem angry towards me, help me help you man
5347
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:41:06 PM »
whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.
5348
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:23:55 PM »
****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are
5349
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:12:43 PM »
Are you ugly?
5350
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:10:33 PM »
Say yes man don't be a poosay
5351
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:08:44 PM »
I'll do it if you agree m8, i have rid myself of insecurity
5352
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:07:08 PM »
I a rockjng 7 x 5.5 btw
5353
« on: May 03, 2015, 08:06:45 PM »
If I post a picture of my dick with a sock on and the words Sep7agon on it will lemon post a agree to post picture of himself?(lmao)
5354
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:14:43 PM »
I knew you were gonna say that smh
Even if I had a micro dick, would I be wrong?(with the exception of the micro dick)
5355
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:08:54 PM »
Brah I am always nice to you but srs question nigga it's banter. don't get your knickers knottedare you mad/jealous of me because I'm literally better than you in every way? lol are you actually this egotistical?
pecker dick 
even if I had a micro dick, would I be wrong?
5356
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:52:26 PM »
For the last few months I've been eating a high protein high carb low fat diet. Well some of you may know that fat is the main macro involved in hormone production. Low fat=low test.
mhm. You started using test booster didn't you?
nope waste of money. If I did want to seriously mess with my hormones I'd go all the way and start injecting 500mg/week of test
5357
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:50:24 PM »
I guarantee Jive has a really small todger
sorry to disappoint brah but even in that category I excel, proud memeber of the *big dick crew*
I doubt it.
You only boast about "muh gains" to compensate for your baby dick
Brah I am always nice to you but srs question, are you mad/jealous of me because I'm literally better than you in every way?
5358
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:13:40 PM »
Jim has mad potential man. Some of the biggest slayers I know of didn't start getting girls until ages 19/20/21
So I have a 2 and a half year window to become a pussy slayer
Start now bro. There are things you can do to become a pussy slayer, it'd be a long post which I can get around to later if you'd like
I don't go outside
why
5359
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:12:35 PM »
I can barely get hard anymore...I think my dick has given up because it knows I'll never get any.
I can turn you into a pussy slaying stud man but I don't want to put the effort into compiling a huge thread because it seems like you don't even want it that bad.
I went on a date with a 26 year old tonight. Coffee then Avengers 2, I put my arm around her on the first date during the movie because I haven't even done that in so long. It probably messed up my chances with her but I wanted even that so bad, lol. God, I'm desperate for even any type of affection. It would be nice to see her again even though it was kind of awkward, I'm not going to text her for a few days though.
I have two things working against me though when it comes to any woman:
My lack of experience. One of tried to meet online judged me for being a 23 year virgin and said they wanted someone more experienced.
And the fact that I don't have a real job and doing the work of a 16 year old at a department store. Both of those things are making it that much harder for me.
Sounds like you go for shallow ladies
Women want a successful man to provide for them, it's simple. I'm too much of a coward I couldn't even do substitute teaching and get up in front of a class, so instead I'm pushing carts. I'm the least desirable man there is right now, so I put too much pressure on myself to find a job, and have been for a year. Which in turn made me sick.
You're focusing too much on the job and what you think women want over what you actually should be focusing on, yourself.
5360
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:03:51 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.
Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind
Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu
Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
lol
anyone can get easy girls, hence why they're called easy
I only go on dates with quality women srs.
5361
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:03:07 PM »
Jim has mad potential man. Some of the biggest slayers I know of didn't start getting girls until ages 19/20/21
So I have a 2 and a half year window to become a pussy slayer
Start now bro. There are things you can do to become a pussy slayer, it'd be a long post which I can get around to later if you'd like
5362
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:02:17 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.
Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind
Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu
Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
No one listen to Jive. This is the best way to get slapped or a knee to the nuts. (Unless that's the kind of affection you want...)
Not all women are submissive "play things". Treat her with respect and talk to her. Don't force yourself onto her.
And for the love of god, don't tell her she loves being dominated.
*Not even a femi-nazi.*
The sexually aggressive demeanor stuff is reserved for dates and meetings after you've established mutual attraction. You're not getting hit if she's attracted to you(unless she's playing around)
5363
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:46:47 PM »
Jim has mad potential man. Some of the biggest slayers I know of didn't start getting girls until ages 19/20/21
5364
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:36:47 PM »
Overly touching a women will get you further with her than not touching her at all. BE BOLD. You're a man and she is a woman. she was born to be submissive to you and deep down she absolutely loves it (fuck off feminists) women love when a man chases after what he wants, if you would've asked to put your arm around her I guarantee her vagina would've dried up instantly.
Story of me: when I was on a date with a girl I eventually went in for a kiss. she turned her head and I felt like I got socked in the stomach with that rejection. But I kept my cool and tried again later, same thing. she didn't say anything just deflected the kiss. Well the third try(lmao) she kissed me back and we had a crazy passion fueled make out session on some bleachers at the fair. It blew my mind
Inb4 jive is a rapist. stfu
Moral of the story: be sexually aggressive in chasing what you want and she will love you for it. I'm not saying be an asshole about it though. Also if she vocalizes her disapproval pretty seriously it's a no go
5365
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:23:09 PM »
I can barely get hard anymore...I think my dick has given up because it knows I'll never get any.
I can turn you into a pussy slaying stud man but I don't want to put the effort into compiling a huge thread because it seems like you don't even want it that bad.
5366
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:19:40 PM »
You need to not fap bro
5367
« on: May 02, 2015, 07:18:15 PM »
I am confident I could help anyone in this group get bitches
5368
« on: May 02, 2015, 06:42:58 PM »
Eating tuna watching the mayweather/pacquiao pre video documentary stuff
5369
« on: May 02, 2015, 03:07:52 PM »
Mayweather k.o pac in 6th round
I want Pac to win btw
5370
« on: May 02, 2015, 03:49:42 AM »
23, been to one party while I was in college, never been to a bar or club yet.
When I turn 21 and eventually get rich I'm flying you out to California for a weekend and we are going to club it up
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