How lonely are u?

Why are u always online? (Answer srs)

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 11, 2015, 09:52:46 PM

Quote from: Lemönade on May 11, 2015, 09:48:55 PM

"how big is your dick? here's a picture of my arm because i have a little wang and i'm compensating" -Jive 2015

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 11, 2015, 09:45:40 PM

u can request pics if you'd like I've sent many dick pics before 

I also have the suspension that u are gay for me irl (srs)

your suspension isn't very good then. i bet it doesn't even help smoothen your driving experience.

damn you hella got me ohwow but forealzies man it's okay

"how big is your dick? here's a picture of my arm because i have a little wang and i'm compensating" -Jive 2015

u can request pics if you'd like I've sent many dick pics before 

I also have the suspension that u are gay for me irl (srs)

Of my sexy arm




I've been getting some publicity lately so this is sort of like a press conference for me to clear things up. I'm rocking a 7 inch length with a 5.5 inch girth (srs) u can request pics if you'd like I've sent many dick pics before 

How big is yours?(ladies need not reply)

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 10, 2015, 01:28:40 AM

How can I prove myself to u oh sour one

How can you when it's small?

I mean you're acting like Lemon's lying or something.

Thought about what you said to me the other day. Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me... fell into a deep peaceful sleep, and haven't thought about you since. Do you know what occurred to me? You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about. It's all right. You've never been out of Boston. So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

lolsmall dick.

yeah it's hella small

How can I prove myself to u oh sour one

Liver is said to be extremely good for you

Man ion know why y'all can't believe I have a big wiener

So are you going now?

Please?

yeah?

Occasionally man. I prefer a blunt or a pipe. Bong rips are wild and edibles are reserved for times I want to have a body high.

I really do like the enhanced music and taste. It can turn the regular experience of sitting in a car eating a snack and listening to music into something extraordinary

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 09, 2015, 06:38:52 PM

Spoiler

woah

do you like the view?

Then I'm no help to u man sorry. I'm 19 i only drink to get drunk smh

Tennessee Honey Jack!