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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:26:06 PM »
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.
PSU could wreck me no question

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:25:22 PM »
how come you've become like a less effective wolvers lately
that implies he was ever on wolvers' level
it's basically the same stuff though it just doesn't work hah
because jive is a little bit dim
At least Wolvers didn't like Muslims.
mulsims are cool dudes

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:24:51 PM »
And what use are you to society?
what use are you?

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:24:08 PM »
how come you've become like a less effective wolvers lately
I do not try and emulate wolverfrog I'm just doin me

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The Flood / Re: You receive $1,000,000
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:22:18 PM »
Buy primo/trena/test/masteron/gh
Hire a personal chef
Hire a legit physique trainer
Become a god

Do cam modeling bs to bring in extra money
Have my friends dad invest some of my moneys
Go through college get degree in some sort of medical physical therapy stuff
Open a physical therapy business
Game over fuuuark buy tons of drugs hookers and cars until I die at 43

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 01:58:52 AM »
aint nooo tellin'
i'm just lookin in the mirror like i'm really him

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Serious / Re: Psychedelics
« on: May 15, 2015, 01:50:34 AM »
I can go more in-depth on my psyilocybin experience if requested.
please do

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The Flood / Re: Let's say you go to Heaven...
« on: May 15, 2015, 01:49:43 AM »
i LOVE dogs

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The Flood / Re: If I ever get a romantic partner
« on: May 15, 2015, 01:48:26 AM »
when i like-like a girl i am a true romantic.


brb stargazing with my love on a blanket in the bed of a truck out in the country

one day I will find a girl who intoxicates me with her presence, who can level me with her eyes

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The Flood / Re: Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:33:46 PM »
cool tip: its all in your muthafuckin head. alpha/beta/gamma/zeta/Sep7a is all baloney for the most part

I still agree with this.

I prefer being nothing instead. Labels suck massive cock.
but until u lose the beta mindset u will never truly accept the belief that there are no labels. see what I'm saying?

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:32:16 PM »
Are you one of those guys who goes to the gym just to take selfies and uploads them to Facebook and or Instagram?
i don't have social media. even when I did I never posted a single gym pic or update srs

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:31:17 PM »
Good job bro

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:30:04 PM »
how many women have you had sex with
between 7 and 13 srs

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:29:41 PM »
Jive pls all this bragging is starting to be too much
is for lolz

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The Flood / Re: Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:24:34 PM »
cool tip: its all in your muthafuckin head. alpha/beta/gamma/zeta/Sep7a is all baloney for the most part

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The Flood / Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 14, 2015, 10:05:29 PM »
BRB perfect height
BRB muscles
BRB great hairline
BRB specimen

pic related: its me being a fucking wolf(my spirit animal) getting ready to squat over 3hunnid pounds


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The Flood / Re: You find her attractive?
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:25:59 PM »
Man I need to make a thread and just post beautiful HBB

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The Flood / Re: If Harriet Tubman is put on the $20 bill..
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:24:52 PM »
PSU is the nigga, even though he's white

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The Flood / Re: oh fuck
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:24:04 PM »
Oh shiet nikka I heard your house is haunted too RIP

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The Flood / Re: lol a bunch of local street racers got busted
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:22:57 PM »
The street race crew in my town always tries to race me when I drive my mom's corvette lmao with their honda decals printed over the windshield

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The Flood / Re: I cry a lot when I watch movies.
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:37:55 PM »
Emotions are good man embrace em

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The Flood / Re: Finally posting my face
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:32:53 PM »
I'd post a microdick (jive's dick) if it wasn't ban material
luckily for you, I'm just drunk enough

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR JIVE'S EGO]
wow don't expose
you cant hide what's barely outside
yeah?

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The Flood / Re: Anyone remember Flipnote Hatena?
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:29:35 PM »
i used to do that with notebooks, it was tight

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The Flood / Re: Finally posting my face
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:27:54 PM »
I'd post a microdick (jive's dick) if it wasn't ban material
luckily for you, I'm just drunk enough

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR JIVE'S EGO]
wow don't expose

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The Flood / Re: Finally posting my face
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:27:04 PM »
fuuuuuark u mirin lemons jawbrahz


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The Flood / Re: Finally posting my face
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:23:54 PM »
i'd rather have a vagina and be poor than have a receding chin dead srs

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The Flood / Re: Finally posting my face
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:23:32 PM »
hahaha


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The Flood / Re: Suggest Pokemon for me to draw creepy
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:21:25 PM »
these are great

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The Flood / Re: Finally posting my face
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:20:21 PM »
l-m-a-o

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