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The Flood / Re: Wowwww this place is pretty dead
« on: May 17, 2015, 09:41:28 PM »
Some anti-sex mod locked my hbb wow >:(
You have great taste in women.
thx :)

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: May 17, 2015, 09:40:23 PM »
Disregard her, she's a flake. Emotionally detach yourself from this before you get hurt/discouraged
She said she was really sorry about it, I believe her and didn't get mad. Said her car couldn't reverse and was making a terrible noise, why would anyone lie about that?

Alright, let's say instead of you going on this date with her it was Brad Pitt. Do you think she would let a junky car stop her from going on this date with Brad? Probably not, more than likely she'd find a way to go no matter what. Set up another date relatively soon and if she flakes again or makes excuses just dump it. Add value to yourself man, know ya self know ya worth nigga
I get what you're saying, but she also had to pick up her sister too. I'll try for during the week.
You are probably right brah she may have very well be sincere, but always remember the wise words of Drake

"Know ya self know ya worth, nigga"

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The Flood / Re: on all levels but physical i am a wolf
« on: May 17, 2015, 09:24:56 PM »
in the making

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The Flood / Re: on all levels but physical i am a wolf
« on: May 17, 2015, 09:23:44 PM »
I am a demi-god

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The Flood / Re: Wowwww this place is pretty dead
« on: May 17, 2015, 09:22:30 PM »
Some anti-sex mod locked my hbb wow >:(

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: May 17, 2015, 09:21:08 PM »
Disregard her, she's a flake. Emotionally detach yourself from this before you get hurt/discouraged
She said she was really sorry about it, I believe her and didn't get mad. Said her car couldn't reverse and was making a terrible noise, why would anyone lie about that?

Alright, let's say instead of you going on this date with her it was Brad Pitt. Do you think she would let a junky car stop her from going on this date with Brad? Probably not, more than likely she'd find a way to go no matter what. Set up another date relatively soon and if she flakes again or makes excuses just dump it. Add value to yourself man, know ya self know ya worth nigga

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The Flood / Re: Book Recommendations?
« on: May 17, 2015, 09:17:27 PM »
I only read non fiction mayne

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The Flood / Re: When is the last time you ran a mile or more?
« on: May 17, 2015, 09:16:55 PM »
I think Friday, ion like steady cardio though

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The Flood / Re: Wowwww this place is pretty dead
« on: May 17, 2015, 06:20:48 PM »
sunday morning rain is fallin

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's Thread of Heavenly Blessed Beauties
« on: May 17, 2015, 06:19:10 PM »
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brb time for food. 2day op was not a faggot

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's Thread of Heavenly Blessed Beauties
« on: May 17, 2015, 06:07:38 PM »











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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's Thread of Heavenly Blessed Beauties
« on: May 17, 2015, 05:59:26 PM »












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The Flood / Jive Turkey's Thread of Heavenly Blessed Beauties
« on: May 17, 2015, 05:52:59 PM »
Sup Jive Turkey here. Going to compile a thread of the most beautiful women because I'm bored. Feel free to post HBB's.

















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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: May 17, 2015, 05:36:36 PM »
Disregard her, she's a flake. Emotionally detach yourself from this before you get hurt/discouraged

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The Flood / Re: Cool club
« on: May 17, 2015, 05:35:26 PM »
Yo

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 11:31:42 PM »
Jive, who is your swole mate?

A girl I met over half a year ago. She likes to lift, pretty strong for a girl of her size. Has a little extra fat(like all girls should) with an average set of tits and semi-plump booty. She has big brown eyes with the straight brown hair to match. Her resting face always makes her look a bit sad, but it's just her face. When she smiles every feature of hers lights up and her skin almost glows.

She is a modest girl. Dresses plainly and doesn't speak up in public much, a bit shy. But lord is she opinionated. Very tough girl, believes heavily in everything she does. She takes every opportunity to tease my overconfidence, telling me "jive why do you try and act so cool, we both know you're a huge softy" in a playful way. When I think of her. the song "Thinking Out Loud" by Ed Sheeran plays. She is the strongest evidence I have of reincarnation, because I swear we were both lovers in a past life.

YouTube


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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 11:19:36 PM »
how many women have you had sex with
between 7 and 13 srs

How do you not know the exact number?
I do know it i'd just like to leave it ambiguous

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The Flood / Re: Today was my last day of Highschool
« on: May 15, 2015, 06:21:14 PM »
op first go eat at a nice restaurant

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The Flood / Re: Today was my last day of Highschool
« on: May 15, 2015, 06:19:44 PM »
i remember my last day of highschool like it was last year

i thought i'd be at least a bit emotional, the days leading up to it i anticipated the sadness. but the day it came i was just chill. also right after our walkout rally some dude beat the crap out of another dude for fucking his girlfriend lmaaaoooo

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The Flood / Re: Gas station food
« on: May 15, 2015, 06:18:13 PM »
i'm having really bad farts right now

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The Flood / Re: Do you play any instruments?
« on: May 15, 2015, 06:16:56 PM »
nver would've thought sep7agon would have so many musicians.

let's make a music video

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:54:17 PM »
Srs

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The Flood / Re: Do you play any instruments?
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:51:09 PM »
Brah, you ain't got time to stack mad gains and learn a piano.

OT, I'm a longtime bass player who can dick around decently on a guitar and tried to teach himself piano who's also been shoved in to a vocalist slot.
I'm willing to make sacrifices. You're an occasional vocalist? Man, if I could have 1 talent in the world it would be able to sing well.


like: if someone gave me the option to be able to sing like Adam Levine but I'd live until age 40 I'd have to consider it heavily

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:49:02 PM »
how come you've become like a less effective wolvers lately
that implies he was ever on wolvers' level
it's basically the same stuff though it just doesn't work hah
because jive is a little bit dim
At least Wolvers didn't like Muslims.
mulsims are cool dudes
LOL
why the capital lol? muslims are some of the friendliest peeps ive ever met man

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The Flood / Gas station food
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:48:00 PM »
So my sister (17) is having friends over and my mom kicked me out for the time being (probably so I won't have sex with her friends smh) coincidentally right when I was about to cook. Most fast food places don't accommodate low carb diets so I hit up my local gas station and picked up


Almond butter packets
Bacon jerky
Cheese
Peanuts

So now I'm sitting at a park feasting on my gas station foods. Pretty good imo

So yeah, what are your fav gas station foods?

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The Flood / Do you play any instruments?
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:40:31 PM »
Just bought a cheap $100 electronic piano and I'm going to spend the next week diligently learning how to play some songs on it. It's my favorite instrument, I can already play most of Für Elise with my right hand but it's hard to sync with the left keys :(

Do you play any instruments? Also any piano tips for a beginner would be appreciated :D

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:27:38 PM »
I might be a partial contender for that spot. Not aesthetically pleasing in terms of muscles but I'm shaped like my environment apparently. Like a brick. I might even be able to contend with you in terms of strength. It's the end of the week and I'm tired now.

And I'm still capable of filling up a wheelbarrow full of dirt and wood and shit, picking it up, and hauling it up a pile of wood with me to dump it up on the top of the pile.

MUH GAINS
if what you told me of your strength is true im sure you could easily surpass me in 3 weeks of lifting srs

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 02:26:40 PM »
How often do you pose in front of dudes?
once a week but it's getting more often as I get leaner

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