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5101
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:44:02 PM »
Me (im a chef)
5102
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:39:30 PM »
That is very plausible. Eventually we will have an entire generation of recessed chin mouthbreaking humans D:
5103
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:33:23 PM »
still funny hahahaha
5104
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:32:46 PM »
loaf I wanna bury myself in ur tight little ass
5105
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:32:04 PM »
You literally could have written that in like 3 or 4 sentences.
Maybe I could have, if I put some serious effort into it. Maybe if I unscrambled my fucking mess of thoughts that are all over the fucking place lately. Lemme just put my fucking thinking hat on and shorten things down.
And while we're at it challenger could stow his fucking trigger happy need to "joke" about people and jump the gun to cover his sorry state of bordom that requires insults and mocking to stave off.
That'd be interesting, wouldn't it?
No. Challenger is funny.
nah he's a hatin ass nigga and u his lackey
5106
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:30:21 PM »
It is absolutely related to hormone levels. higher test=stronger jaw and Chin=more women attracted to you. People with bigger chins tend to exhibit higher sex drive, more confidence, more aggressivness, and overall dominance in life.
It's also the most attractive feature of a man.
Oversized jawbones, on the other hand, are a sign of multi-generation inbreeding.
that's prognathism, which is not so much a well developed jaw as it a pushed forward jaw/chin
5107
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:25:49 PM »
Fool me three times fuck the peace signs load the choppa let it rain on you
5108
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:24:13 PM »
I wanna buy a Ford Raptor they are badass
5109
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:21:52 PM »
Fuuuuuxk offffff
5110
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:19:53 PM »
It is absolutely related to hormone levels. higher test=stronger jaw and Chin=more women attracted to you. People with bigger chins tend to exhibit higher sex drive, more confidence, more aggressivness, and overall dominance in life.
It's also the most attractive feature of a man.
5111
« on: May 19, 2015, 01:25:44 AM »
Jim bro if you see this, Stoneenergy from the Knights of Cree said you were pretty forgettable. Smh fight her bro EDIT: she said UNforgettable. I'm inclined to agree 
5112
« on: May 19, 2015, 01:24:09 AM »
Jive Turkey will save the site
I'm intrigued.
What's your plan for the next century overhaul?
I will build a following on bungie.net unlike anyone has ever seen and then weed out undesirables and have the remaining come to this group 
Not bad.
Are you gonna promise them free Desticle stuff?
By the time I get done with them they won't be desticles any more, their old days as desticles will be like one of those hazy dreams that you're not sure you actually dreamed or just imagined.
5113
« on: May 19, 2015, 01:00:00 AM »
Jive Turkey will save the site
I'm intrigued.
What's your plan for the next century overhaul?
I will build a following on bungie.net unlike anyone has ever seen and then weed out undesirables and have the remaining come to this group
5114
« on: May 19, 2015, 12:54:52 AM »
Lmfao I'm gonna recruit people to the site and the first thing they're going to see is fucking Decimator Omega declaring that he's austistic and proud hahaha
5115
« on: May 19, 2015, 12:51:46 AM »
Jive Turkey will save the site
5116
« on: May 19, 2015, 12:15:39 AM »
i can get a good following on the offtopic to worship me, and then bring them here
just recruit a bunch of people from the bodybuilding.com misc. that would certainly make things more interesting..
hahaha there would be a huge conflict of personalities
5117
« on: May 19, 2015, 12:14:13 AM »
i can get a good following on the offtopic to worship me, and then bring them here
lolol
do it then bruv.
will try, it's hard posts get knocked to page 3 after a minute. the nazi mods there deleted my 100+ reply thread where everyone was posting pictures of themselves without clothing
5118
« on: May 19, 2015, 12:07:49 AM »
i can get a good following on the offtopic to worship me, and then bring them here
5119
« on: May 18, 2015, 09:53:49 PM »
hate it or love it the underdogs on top
5120
« on: May 18, 2015, 09:53:22 PM »
I wore a blue stringer to the gym today, got asked by teens what protein I take and my diet ect. feel good as fuck irl right now. Will probably post a pic hehe
5121
« on: May 18, 2015, 09:52:17 PM »
hate it or love it the underdogs on top, and im gonna shine until my heart stop
5122
« on: May 18, 2015, 05:17:03 PM »
i'm listening to country music now
5123
« on: May 18, 2015, 05:15:54 PM »
Lmaaaaooo hahahaha best thread of 2015
5124
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:49:17 PM »
CoffeeBlackMetal
5125
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:36:29 PM »
here's some i will share with you, my generosity knows no bounds:
Whip creamed peanut butter nougat- put peanut butter and honey in a bowl, mix until very blended well and put in fridge for a few hours. Heavenly
Poptart ice cream sandwich- get some polystyrene get some ice cream make a sandwich
Bacon wrapped cream cheese filled chicken- flatten some chicken breast, spread cream cheese over one side, wrap into taco and wrap with bacon, put toothpicks to hold. Heat @ 375 in oven 30 min BOOM
5126
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:31:24 PM »
I just realised
Rap is black people's poetry.
the soul music of the slaves that the youth is missing
5127
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:29:29 PM »
i am not autism
5128
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:22:18 PM »
loosen my lips, faith and desire and the swing of your hips. just pull me down hard, and drown me in looove
im in love brahs kill me now before it takes over
5129
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:19:06 PM »
op try a grilled pb&j it is heavenly
5130
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:54:21 AM »
Took some lessons in French and played some piano, was about to watch some asmr to sleep but came across some Carl Sagan vids, spent like an hour and a half watching them and now I'm having an existential crisis before bed
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