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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 05, 2017, 04:46:36 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 04, 2017, 12:29:36 AM »
Just be playful TBH


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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 04, 2017, 12:23:32 AM »
The best tinder setup that works for me is usually:

-Meet a girls threshold for attraction (if she swiped you right you meet this)

-make a cheeky/fun comment relating to their bio or picture

-converse

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 04, 2017, 12:17:37 AM »
Pmd you both :)

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 03, 2017, 10:31:39 PM »
That doesn't mean I should ignore opportunities of improvement from where there's clear success.

It's not his profile, it's him.
Sorryfor the wait man I forgot to it lol. Just sent it now tell me what ya think :-)

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The Flood / Re: Your son reveals he is a Loafist
« on: June 03, 2017, 10:25:10 PM »
Suck his dick

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 03, 2017, 05:54:02 PM »
Jive can I see your profile, for science.
Yeah bro let me screenshot it and then pm you

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 03, 2017, 12:50:03 PM »
I can already tell this girl and I are going to get along very well

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey gets over his ex: the thread
« on: June 01, 2017, 11:52:23 PM »
Today's been much harder than usually 🤔 Thought about her all day smh. The last few days have been really good though

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The Flood / Re: Every day they will test you
« on: June 01, 2017, 11:49:46 PM »
Reminds me of EVILDBAD666 aka the legendary Loaf

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The Flood / Re: My farts have been getting worse
« on: May 31, 2017, 08:07:39 PM »
Your underwear all probably smell like poop

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The Flood / Re: Who here buys bitcoins
« on: May 31, 2017, 01:03:19 AM »
The feel when I had at least 1000 bit coin but I have no idea how to access them.
You do realize that's like 2 million dollars right

Jesus fuck
I will do everything in my power to help you access them!!!

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The Flood / Re: Who here buys bitcoins
« on: May 30, 2017, 09:49:58 PM »
The feel when I had at least 1000 bit coin but I have no idea how to access them.
You do realize that's like 2 million dollars right

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The Flood / Re: Who here buys bitcoins
« on: May 30, 2017, 09:01:51 PM »
Well I went an hour away to this gas station that had a bitcoin atm. It fucking raped me in fees, never again. Like nearly 20%.

I was also in the ghetto and there were 3-4 tall black ghetto guys standing right next to me scratching lotto tickets while I pulled over a dozen $20s from my wallet and stuck them into a machine lmao.

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The Flood / Re: Who here buys bitcoins
« on: May 30, 2017, 08:59:46 PM »
BTC eh? Are you planning to purchase roids on the dark net? A guy I used to talk to a lot used LocalBitcoin to purchase from local exchangers. iirc he would purchase over a grand at times.

Slightly related: A friend of mine managed to turn 100 dollars of ethereum into two grand but now he can't get into his coinbase account due to shitty ID verification/facial recognition software. so steer clear of that place.
Hehe

And damn that sucks. Coin base is notorious for bad customer service etc.

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Start small then work your way up after you get some time and practice in. Always look out for yourself, because most drivers wont look out for motorcycles. Dry as defensively as possible and always be aware of what's around you, slow down when approaching and going through intersections. Never stop around loose gravel, because the moment you put your foot down the bike is going down. Avoid potholes.
Thanks g

i can't imagine why you'd want to drive one of those, but good for you i guess
they're fun.

https://www.msf-usa.org
^probably the best way to get your license and start riding.

Blazed got the basic advice pretty right.  For the start small bit,  loose guidelines I personally reccomend to people are 300cc or less for a sports bike, 500 for a twin cruiser, and 650 for a single cylinder cruiser. Do not buy an r6 or a big harley first. This is how you die.
thx brah!!

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The Flood / Who here buys bitcoins
« on: May 30, 2017, 04:21:52 PM »
These things are such a hassle to get

BRB fees
BRB limits
BRB they fluctuate so much

Most bitcoin sites that let you purchase with card have a $150 limit right now which is really stressing me out cause I need more asap. Probably going to drive to a bitcoin atm that's like an hour away. Anyone have any easier way I can purchase em with a card?

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 29, 2017, 04:28:20 PM »
This is my go-to now when I need to abort

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The Flood / Going to be getting my motorcycle license soon :-)
« on: May 29, 2017, 02:32:06 PM »
Very excited to start. My dad used to ride from ages 17-35 and I haven't told him yet but he'll probably be upset smh. Gonna be cruisin all around with my roided to the brains buddy who's had his bike for a few years.

Hoping to have a bike by the end of July. I don't know much about them but I'm reading around. The bikes I'm absolutely in love with aesthetically right now are Harley Davidson Nightrods hnnng sexy af



Anyone here ride? I know Das does. Can you give me your opinion on learning how to ride and good bikes etc?

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The Flood / Re: What's Your Favorite Ice Cream?
« on: May 29, 2017, 02:21:20 PM »
Fuark brb gonna go buy some cookie dough icecream right now

Thanks Kitsune -_-

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The Flood / Re: How do you deal with stress?
« on: May 29, 2017, 02:20:02 PM »
Depends where the stress is coming from

Stress from work: I use it to do even BETTER work.

Emotional stress: Long Drives and Reading in some foreign place such as a bookstore or a random park

Most people find the gym a good stress reliever, and while it definitely can be sometimes, I've noticed that I'm so into the gym it's more of a necessity/job for me now and that being stressed can sometimes fuck up my workouts.

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So much more time in the day to accomplish whatever I want

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The Flood / Re: I've been self medicating with alcohol
« on: May 28, 2017, 03:14:37 AM »
You've stagnated that's why

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The Flood / Re: I've been self medicating with alcohol
« on: May 28, 2017, 03:14:18 AM »
Why are you not happy

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 27, 2017, 08:45:32 PM »
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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: May 27, 2017, 08:21:59 PM »
I'm 90% I made this up


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The Flood / Re: Opinion of you thread, opinion of me thread
« on: May 27, 2017, 08:14:35 PM »
Aw broski I wanted an opinon of me too :(

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no just screenshot your profile so i can see all your pics

1 selfie max


id make 5 your main pic tbh it got a vibe to it that would get peoples interest

i would get ride of your current main pic completely and probably your 2nd pic too

and thats all you should have plus the grad pic you dont need to fill up all the slots



how she lookin
Great picture selection. I'd say 4 and 1 are interchangeable but I know you're going more for the goth look.

I like to keep the sentences on bios short. And I do them in a sort of list order, with at least 1 sarcastic/cheeky thing thrown in there. Mine is:

6'2"
Lover of all things fitness
Future Zen Buddhist Monk 🙏
Also a professional burrito wrapper 🌯

So I'm not too sure what you should put. I think you should have that you're a mechanic somewhere in there, along with a cheeky reference about searching for your goth tinderella or something

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I have been summoned

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I'll fuck her.
She wouldn't let you

I meant if she let me. I'm still gonna fuck your future wife though. Right in front of you. Make you a cuckold.
Wow you're a rapist?

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