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kk
what is your favorite article of clothing you own?

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Shoot
what do the letters in your name stand for? I want to say catzilla but idk mayne

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post and I will ask you a question while I eat my donuts

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The Flood / Enough is enough Spartan Warrior
« on: May 21, 2015, 01:03:53 AM »
click play before reading
YouTube


Over the years I have seen you complain about how miserable your life is because of your terrible interactions with women. You make post after post describing your episodes of bad luck with them, usually throwing in a random malady or misfortune in there("and to make things worse i was so constipated the entire day omg my life sucks"). It almost seems like you enjoy this because when people offer advice you make no attempt to follow it, the defense mechanism in your brain tells you to ignore it and keep trying things your way. Well this will be the biggest post I make towards you in an attempt to improve your life. Read carefully.

You need to sit down in a quiet empty room, with no electronics, no noises or distractions, and close your eyes. Close your eyes and think very hard of what you want to do with the rest of your life. Don't think "omg kmart sucks" or anything of what you DON'T want. Don't think of any of the negatives. Imagine very vividly waking up in the morning getting ready for your dream job. What is it? What can you see yourself doing everyday and being happy and passionate about? If you REALLY don't know, don't fret. You will learn through experiences. Go out and volunteer at places, get miscellaneous jobs, finding out what you don't like will guide you to what you DO like. Find something you're passionate for man, your direction in life is the most important thing. A man without direction is like a ship sailing out to sea with no map and no designated place to go. It's just going to float around until it inevitably sinks.

Next, build a positive view of yourself. Your subconscious thoughts are everything. If you keep thinking "i'm such a loser, my life sucks, girls hate me" guess what? Your subconscious will really end up believing it and the reactions you get will only reinforce these false believes because it's what you expect. Your subconscious is like a plot of fertile soil. You can plant flowers, or you can plant poison oak, the land will not discriminate and whatever you end up planting and watering will grow. Also stop masturbating.

Books I want you to read. Seriously, read them. You can find pdfs for them if you don't want to go out and buy them.

Psycho Cybernetics by Maxwell Maltz
Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill
How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie

Most self help books are trash, these are golden(trust me I read a shitton)

Appearance wise, I know you are not ugly. And you're white and tall, holy fuck why the fuck are you complaining brahhhhh so many people would kill to be in your position. Start working out. Pushups, situps, pullups, squats, and running. Getting in shape has so many benefits I can't even begin, from psychological boosts to physical. You will feel better period. Start eating a bit healthier. Berries, veggies, chicken, rice, grains, fish. Add a multi vitamin and zinc. Go to an expensive female salon after your hair grows out a bit and ask them what haircut they think will fit you best. Have them do it, it will be expensive. Take pictures of it and continue getting it but at a regular barbershop. Shave, wash skin, dress nice. I don't know your style but you really can't go wrong at any age with a plain colored shirt(black or white), dark slim denim, and some CLEAN shoes(black/white/brown)

Last but not least, look at everything you have brah. Your life is fucking amazing. Stop comparing it to people like me who get hella bitches  :P. You are so blessed(no religious) and you don't even appreciate it. This is the best time and place for you to live in, it's time to start acting like it. There are children in 3rd world countries that have seen family members slaughtered, children who are starving and will die of starvation. You are living in a first world country with limitless opportunities. You can learn anything you want at the click of a few buttons. You can literally BE ANYTHING YOU WANT IF YOU JUST THINK IT



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I know what you're saying OP
I would pick Jupiter, the ring that surrounds it is way too cool

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The Flood / Re: What brings more activity to Sep7agon?
« on: May 20, 2015, 02:10:11 PM »
Someone make a thread on bungie saying

"How do the guys on Sep7agon.net have so many nudes of female bungie members?" We will get flooded with activity

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The Flood / Re: Filled with regret
« on: May 20, 2015, 02:07:58 PM »
i dont know if i should fuck this cutie i talk to
nooo don't do it

Plz don't do it

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The Flood / Re: How do I make threads with discussion value?
« on: May 20, 2015, 02:06:52 PM »
I only blog post

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The Flood / Re: Filled with regret
« on: May 20, 2015, 02:04:08 PM »
i keep "forgetting" to get this cute girl's number from work

i quoted forgetting because i wouldn't really say that i haven't asked her due to forgetting but rather from over-thinking. she's a little younger than me but she's pretty fuckin sexy even in her work uniform and is latina.

hopefully next time i see her i won't hesitate and just go for it

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bbiLRFjvoNI

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The Flood / Re: Trippy Music Videos
« on: May 20, 2015, 02:00:28 PM »
I will post some great ones when I get on my laptop

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The Flood / Filled with regret
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:57:41 PM »
I forgot to get a cute girls number and now the semesters over smh

I'm kicking myself harder than deci after that thread

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The Flood / Re: What brings more activity to Sep7agon?
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:36:36 PM »
jive turkey's sexy ass bod

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The Flood / Re: Somebody get Camnator banned from Bungie
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:44:31 AM »
nobody understands decis situation

but I understand bro

i will be your white knight until the end

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The Flood / Re: mood:
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:40:09 AM »
im too durnk ot even think o a fon g riht now
plz don't drink it'll ruin your liver

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The Flood / Re: Somebody get Camnator banned from Bungie
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:34:08 AM »
Jive Turkey white knight extraordinaire

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The Flood / Re: mood:
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:10:51 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Somebody get Camnator banned from Bungie
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:08:40 AM »
how will it ruin your irl rep?


elaborate and i will save you if it's a good enough reason

love is always a good reason so lets hope you can be convincing

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The Flood / Re: Somebody get Camnator banned from Bungie
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:06:22 AM »
how will it ruin your irl rep?

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The Flood / Re: omg look who's back <3
« on: May 20, 2015, 12:59:59 AM »
lmao fucking Camnator

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!

I don't believe this shit. Camnator is going to fucking ruin my rep even further.

For fucks sake Kinder gave me those pics! I only reposted them so Door would quit it!

There is a reason why I deleted them for good. If this actually manages to ruin my professional life, I'm taking this place and Bungie to court.
Take cam to court

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The Flood / Re: If your post count is over 3000
« on: May 20, 2015, 12:38:32 AM »

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The Flood / mood:
« on: May 20, 2015, 12:37:35 AM »
please listen to both songs to fully understand my mental state right now

YouTube


YouTube


post your mood with a song or two if you'd like  :D

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The Flood / Re: If your post count is over 3000
« on: May 20, 2015, 12:16:50 AM »
Forealzies

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The Flood / Re: omg look who's back <3
« on: May 20, 2015, 12:16:13 AM »
She can help me get famous on bungie

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The Flood / Re: aw shit, here we go again
« on: May 20, 2015, 12:15:41 AM »
Here we go agaaaaaain

I kinda wanna be more than frieeeends

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The Flood / Re: Class or Swag?
« on: May 20, 2015, 12:13:24 AM »

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plz

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loaf I wanna bury myself in ur tight little ass
forgot to say no homo

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The Flood / Re: Lemon Thread.
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:45:18 PM »
eat da lemons like groceries

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The Flood / Re: Why do we have chins? (warning: fox related)
« on: May 19, 2015, 06:44:44 PM »
lemon gtfo you need to have a chin to post itt

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