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4981
« on: May 29, 2015, 05:00:37 PM »
I am ascending
4982
« on: May 29, 2015, 04:50:53 PM »
Rats
getting shot
becoming a vegetable
losing my hands
4983
« on: May 29, 2015, 04:49:15 PM »
Physically, maybe
certainly not on an intellectual level though
I'm on a journey of intellectual pursuits with all the time I save not sleeping. I learned how to play Für Elise and the Moonlight Sonata intro in under 2 days, and I've been learning French and reading philosophy, so something in my brain is clicking
4984
« on: May 29, 2015, 04:43:33 PM »
For the last few days(like 4 or 5) I've been falling asleep at 7-8am and waking up at 10am, but I feel completely refreshed and eenergized the entire time I'm awake. Before I always needed at least 8 hours of sleep or I'd feel like poop but now I actually feel better than ever on 3 hours
Also I never get hungry anymore. I have to force myself to eat so I keep gains. Yesterday I completely forgot to eat until like 8pm lol where I killed 2000 calories in a 25 minute window and then didn't eat for the rest of the day.
I still feel great, brain is functioning well. Am I just the next step in human evolution where there is no need for sleep or food?
4985
« on: May 28, 2015, 02:52:53 PM »
ENTP
4986
« on: May 28, 2015, 02:50:19 PM »
Broke some ribs wrestling a friend
Other than that nothing. I'm agile as fuck and can't get hurt. You'll never catch me tripping or slipping
4987
« on: May 28, 2015, 02:49:00 PM »
Ignore the haters OP keep it real 
4988
« on: May 28, 2015, 02:35:53 PM »
Did you ever read the thread I dedicated to you you fucking goober?
4989
« on: May 27, 2015, 11:23:24 PM »
Yo deci just tell them "fuck off" if they make you mad
4990
« on: May 27, 2015, 11:22:33 PM »
I went to Chico state when imshmacked visited
It was absolutely crazy brah I'll try and find some pics right now
4991
« on: May 27, 2015, 11:20:23 PM »
Gawdamn someone delete this thread and alll evidence my angus was not peppered
4992
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:18:11 PM »
Nicole Mejia :]
4993
« on: May 27, 2015, 09:09:20 PM »
Hnnng I'd bury my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur 
4994
« on: May 27, 2015, 08:56:25 PM »
4995
« on: May 27, 2015, 07:51:03 PM »
HA yeah right
Check the name buddy
4996
« on: May 27, 2015, 07:21:54 PM »
I played piano for 3 and a half hours while eating hardboiled eggs and oatmeal
4997
« on: May 27, 2015, 07:17:51 PM »
A lot closer than most people but not close enough for me to think "Woah it's Chris Evan's lookalike" nomsayin?
4998
« on: May 27, 2015, 07:16:22 PM »
My fetish is tight dresses, especially those gray cotton dresses. One day I'm gonna fuck a girls brains out while she's still wearing a grey cotton dress Iike this one (possibly nsfw)
4999
« on: May 27, 2015, 07:04:39 PM »
I cancelled my gym membership yesterday and signed up for the Papa Johns Rewards program. Gotta get that dadbod for the summer 
5000
« on: May 27, 2015, 07:01:37 PM »
LMAO @ you if you don't have Jive Turkey cutest user 2015
5001
« on: May 27, 2015, 03:43:24 PM »
How tall are you?
three fiddy
Not you you goober
5002
« on: May 27, 2015, 03:42:38 PM »
When mom makes douchebags for breakfast 
5003
« on: May 27, 2015, 03:40:26 PM »
How tall are you?
5004
« on: May 27, 2015, 03:30:57 PM »
Ima eat dat douchebag 
5005
« on: May 27, 2015, 03:30:03 PM »
Sup
5006
« on: May 27, 2015, 05:07:44 AM »
You should've driven your car into the building brah
5007
« on: May 27, 2015, 03:48:35 AM »
How easy is it to get banned there? I act like a complete idiot on bnet and haven't been banned yet(but they always delete my shirtless pics lmaaao)
5008
« on: May 27, 2015, 01:07:46 AM »
REESES CUPS
5009
« on: May 27, 2015, 01:06:39 AM »
You don't put bumper stickers on a Ferrari
(Me=Ferrari)
5010
« on: May 27, 2015, 01:02:36 AM »
I woke up at 1pm
Played piano for 2 hours
Ate, tanned, walked dogs and cleaned house
Hit the gym, came home and now I'm reading and browsing the web until 4am. Summer :]
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