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4951
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:33:16 AM »
I'll have a go at it
-I am extremely manipulative. Sometimes without even realizing it.
-I am in love with love, if that makes sense
-I can be very critical of myself, to the point where it is harmful(getting better at this though)
4952
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:30:03 AM »
works really well, hits smooth
that's a straight up dildo m8
wat
4953
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:28:56 AM »
Hercules Goes Bananas 
4954
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:25:12 AM »
Fuuuark edgy
4955
« on: May 31, 2015, 11:13:59 PM »
works really well, hits smooth
4956
« on: May 31, 2015, 08:35:07 PM »
Isn't it ethical for me to kill an animal and eat it then? Since it will end the animals suffering . It's the most ethical thing I could do
4957
« on: May 31, 2015, 05:26:52 PM »
Life is one big party when you're still young
But who's gonna have your back when it's all done?
4958
« on: May 31, 2015, 04:52:32 PM »
Too many haters
4959
« on: May 31, 2015, 04:22:58 PM »
Let me fuck your mouth
4960
« on: May 31, 2015, 04:20:25 PM »
Lmaaaao make me one brah don't hold back
4961
« on: May 31, 2015, 04:17:09 PM »
I can put in good input itt since I was circumcised as a teen but y'all already talk about my dick too much lmaaaaoo
4962
« on: May 31, 2015, 04:14:30 AM »
Haha that sucks bro
4963
« on: May 31, 2015, 01:06:18 AM »
"Start working out and eating healthy now. Keep on keeping on lil nigga you're gonna be a stud"
4964
« on: May 30, 2015, 06:54:29 PM »
Elegiac is the man 
4965
« on: May 30, 2015, 06:53:35 PM »
Go buy a preworkout drink. You will not sleep
4966
« on: May 30, 2015, 06:52:00 PM »
It's all about the dad bod
4967
« on: May 30, 2015, 02:32:10 PM »
Don't listen to that nigga
The best way I have ever met dtf girls is from being friends with girls, and then meeting their friends. Best way of all time
4968
« on: May 30, 2015, 02:29:52 PM »
What's wrong with being a slut? You keep comparing a woman's sexual freedom to strangling people, punching them, or fucking chickens but safe sex between to consenting parties doesn't cause direct harm to any chickens or people
4969
« on: May 30, 2015, 05:42:21 AM »
Thinks he's better than everyone else
Jive or Whiteflame
But is it wrong to think that if it's true? btw its not me though
4970
« on: May 30, 2015, 03:43:13 AM »
Maybe 3 days when I was really sick
4971
« on: May 30, 2015, 03:42:45 AM »
I was super cute and had a HUGE head lol i dunno how it didn't fall off
4972
« on: May 29, 2015, 11:49:19 PM »
Watermelon is C tier fruit
A tier:
Cherries
Strawberries
Pineapple
B tier
Apple's
bananas
grapes
berries
C tier:
Watermelon
pears
mango
Everything else is bad
4973
« on: May 29, 2015, 11:46:17 PM »
Tfw friends keep calling me to turn up tonight but I just wanna stay home and follow intellectual pursuits 
4974
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:28:04 PM »
Elegiac is pretty handsome bud @whoever was saying otherwise(can't be bothered to go back and look smh)
4975
« on: May 29, 2015, 08:51:18 PM »
Getting dumped is a good thing srs
4976
« on: May 29, 2015, 08:50:15 PM »
I ate 6 beefy 5 layers in under 5 minutes one time (I let them cool down)
4977
« on: May 29, 2015, 08:49:09 PM »
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spartan Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Covenant forces, and I have over 300 confirmed Brute Chieftain assassinations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UNSC Special Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Battlenet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ONI spies across space and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, split-chin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of this universe, you squid-head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaw. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn split-lip. I will rain lead all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, hinge-head.
4978
« on: May 29, 2015, 06:45:16 PM »
LMAO if you're above the age of 16 and smoke weed
4979
« on: May 29, 2015, 06:44:00 PM »
When I stayed up 42 hours a couple weeks ago I was only tired when I tried to lay down. If I got up from being pissed cause I couldn't sleep or when I had to, my sleepyness and heavy eyes went away within minutes. I kinda freaked me cause I thought I would have a heart attack from sleep deprivation eventually.
If I remember correctly you had a problem similar to this one so I'd like your input: When I'm falling asleep I'll get to the point where I'm really drifting off, thoughts getting jumbled and stuff, then ssuddenly I sort of recognize that I'm falling asleep and my heart rate spikes up and I'm back to fully awake. What do
4980
« on: May 29, 2015, 05:26:57 PM »
I've been like this the past year. Goml
Have you crashed? That's what I'm thinking is going to happen soon
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