He's jealous of your gains

He actually has more gains than me motherfucker is buff af

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

Didnt read past the 2nd sentence srs

Uh no...


But I have been out that late/early, Our area is so quiet its scary

Being out at this time is such a weird feeling. I feel like it's just me and that my thoughts are stretching out past the boundaries of my neighborhood

Walked around your neighborhood at 3am with your favorite music playing and letting yourself dance and move your body as freely as you ever have because it's 3am and nobody else around you is awake

It's extremely liberating. Probably one of my favorite things to do now

Probably because you're an arrogant, insufferable fuck.

not irl phaggot

Hey guys this is one of those rare occasions where I make a serious thread looking for some advice. Might be long, Sorry if it sounds like a blog

This is about one of my main group of friends (me + 3 others). We'll call them A, B, and C. Well one night about 3 weeks ago at around 1 am friend A got a new bong and we all went to a park to break it in. We were smoking and then friend A(who is very cheeky) tells friend C (who is very prideful/competitive) that he can't beat friend B in a wrestling match. Friend C is also the subject of this story.

So friend C being his prideful self starts trying to wrestle friend B who absolutely did not want to wrestle. After about 30 seconds everyone is telling friend C to stop but he won't. Eventually they stop but by now friend B and friend C are both pretty angry(emotions probably heightened by the weed). They start getting angry at friend A saying "you know how competitive C gets why did you tell him that" ect. I decide to step in and say something like "maybe if friend C could control his emotions and not be so easily influenced by our words none of this would have happened, seriously everybody told you to stop but you wouldn't". Friend C gets EXTREMELY mad and wants to fight me, but the others calm him down and friend A being his cheeky self tells friend C "you shouldn't get mad and try to fight jive Turkey just because he is smarter and better looking than you"

Friend C is furious and wants to go home so we drop him pff and the rest of the night is really chill with me A and B

The next day friend A texts me saying that friend C texted him that morning saying he hates me and is done with our group ect. I'm not too stressed I just think he's going through other life stuff and needs an outlet or something. The next day Friend A B and myself all hangout and nobody wants to invite friend C so it's pretty chill. We planned to go to San Francisco and the day of, friend C sees me pull up to the drive way and gets really mad, gets in his car and drives off so we go without him, then he calls us as we're on the road saying he wants to go, but changes his mind and says "fuck jive Turkey" at the last minute.

Last night as we're getting ready to party friend A accidentally calls friend C, and friend C asks if friend A wants to hangout but friend A says he can't(doesn't bring me up) but he'll send him a party address if he wants. Friend C suddenly goes on a huge rant asking if "jive Turkey told you to give me this address" and saying if he sees me he's going to fight me and stuff haha wtf! All of us are very confused and cannot understand friend Cs behavior. They've asked him why he hates me many times but he always ignores the question. Any idea why he's acting like this? Legit feel like I might get stabbed or something lol

Hi slayerspiddey you're a cool dude (Srs)


Coffeeblack metal had a huge cock so kill

Seneka is a pornstar I think so fuck

And wildfire has a good heart so marry

Soon

Do you feel any different OP? I can't wait till I turn 18

Your life is probably boring because you are boring. Trying being more exciting

"You reap what you sow" -Jesus

temple grandin made them i read a book on her

almost 40 hours of no sleep. i'm going to hibernate now

-jive turkey

i swear on my life i typed that i ordered a violin wtf

I cannot stand that song.

The one you linked, not the pixies lyrics.

Me either

A lot of those "hitman" peeps are just undercovers

i'm not someone who thinks everyone is beautiful in their own way
some people are just objectively ugly

i wouldn't go as far to say that someone is objectively attractive, though

They applied the golden ratio to the face and came up with this, it's a good template and fits well on the face of most models(though there are always outliers)


The guys in Loaf's OP actually have similar facial structure to other male models if you look closely. They just look so fucking weird for some reason I can't take his thread seriously