THE PRESTIGE

From last night I remember being in a post apocalyptic city with my mother and three year old niece. We were running from a group of bandits into an old scholastic type building up to the top floor with said bandits pursuing. We all grab knives from a kitchen drawer and the first assailant appears in a doorway. I knock them over and command my niece to kill them. She, at three, deftly handles the blade and hacks at his neck like an ISIS executioner.
Her efforts are noble, but I have to finish the scoundrel myself, and I do by puncturing his throat vertically.
The rest of it becomes markedly less interesting after this point, with us largely running and pretending to be bandits to replace the man we slew.
I had another one but... I can't remember now :\

dreams always lose urgency towards the end

brb beginning of dream aliens are invading and i have to stop them, fate of the world is in my hands
brb by the end of the dream i' lose interest and decide to fly an alien ship and nobody cares about earths impending doom

post the most recent dream that you remember

i usually have really vivid dreams and last night i had a pretty weird one. i usually have an idea that they're dreams but they're never lucid enough to where i can control them

first i was in what looked like a persian marketplace, and everyone was decked out in some sort of arabian knights lookin clothing. i'm drawn into a shop covered by rugs and in it a really really beautiful woman is there, she looked like this


she was selling peaches and mangoes, probably a reference to this one song, and i was so attracted to her i wanted to buy them all but she wouldn't let me

then the scene changes and i'm in a colosseum, with everyone from my highschool in the seats. they were cheering me on and i think i was going to fight this hunter type dude, but for some reason we all start leaving and my friend says something to me about the fight and how next time it will be cool, then i say "yeah it doesn't really matter though because you're all dream people". the moment i say that everyone locks their eyes on me, my friend gets really angry and starts screaming stuff i can't understand so i panic and wake myself up.

dream interpreters what does this mean?

be the best you you can be

let me fuck your face/10

freshman me would be so proud of now me cause ive had sex with some of those girls i would jack off to back in the day

shut the fuck up you fucking phaggot holy fuck are you stupid or what i literally think you have something wrong with your brain jack daniels tenessee honey is really good

do this and post a pic

maybe

what did you drink man?

only to find out somebody already stole your invention? 

Verb I have a question, what defines your "objective system of value math." morality stuff. Like what makes you think something is moral vs not(I know you said morality doesn't exist it's just the thing I have in quotes, i can't think of another word for it lol)


I guess mine would be that I think all steroids should be legal

Sometimes memes from other forums

Quote from: Jive Turkey on June 09, 2015, 03:12:26 AM

I rustled so many jimmies with that hahaha let me find the link

I really do hope that post was a joke.

Lmao of course, everyone was living out weird fantasies of like pulling out guns in front of the bfs so I rolled with the opposite

Of course I added some legit arrogance in there but I wasn't being serious

https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/128236481/0/0/1