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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 09, 2017, 11:32:54 PM »
What a whore hahahaha wow
she added me on Snapchat and I found her on instagram. She's actually insanely hot. She's been sending me tons of nude pics and her body is baaaanngging but yeah definitely a hoe smh

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 09, 2017, 11:30:16 PM »
Fucking great day today

My shipment came in the mail today :))) pinned 1cc, although it will take 2-3 weeks to kick in the placebo made me feel like a beast.

Worked out back. Hit a mid shin deadlift of 405lbs for 15 reps and then 455lbs for 10 reps. Shrugged the 100s for like 15 reps and they felt like nothing after the heavy deads.

My old gym bae was there too <3

Rare pic of massive forearm pump

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Need to eat 120-130 more grams of protein and like 60g carbs and 20-30 fats. I think 14oz chicken with 2 cups pasta and 3 tablespoons of olive oil will fit that perfectly

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The Flood / Every step I taaaaaake
« on: June 09, 2017, 03:49:54 AM »
Every move I maaaaake

Every single day

Every time I pray

I'll be missing youuuuuuuu

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 09, 2017, 02:41:33 AM »
*fire emoji*

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 09, 2017, 02:32:51 AM »
Were we speaking in innuendos?

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Because if not I just took a huge risk and made it innuendo af
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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 09, 2017, 02:30:48 AM »
Gonna upload some more tinder convos I'm bored tonight and feeling cheeky

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The Flood / Re: If you could start again, a million miles away...
« on: June 09, 2017, 02:16:05 AM »
I'd rather start again a million miles away as someone else. No point in starting over if you just make the same mistakes.
You're under no obligation to continue as yourself, because yourself doesn't exist as anything more than a concept

srs ~

You couldn't realize that unless you viewed it from your frame of reference. The only way you can seeit is from your unique view. Hence my question to Verb. He may actually see reality for what it is.
I have read multiple books on the subject and watched hours of videos. I have knowledge of the concept but no actual experience/internalized understanding of it. Smh :-/

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The Flood / Re: If you could start again, a million miles away...
« on: June 09, 2017, 01:45:53 AM »
I'd rather start again a million miles away as someone else. No point in starting over if you just make the same mistakes.
You're under no obligation to continue as yourself, because yourself doesn't exist as anything more than a concept

srs ~

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 08, 2017, 11:32:43 PM »
Today was good, did chest day with my homie at a gym I've never been to before. Got a week trial pass. According to him TONS of people from our old highschool go there so when they see me they're gonna be very surprised. Did chest, got a good pump strength went up. The lighting there was great should've taken a picture smh

All I can eat for the rest of the day is a protein shake smh. Final macros for the day are

230g protein
170g carbs
110g fat

Pretty gewd

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 08, 2017, 11:28:18 PM »
Why do you drink sips instead of something healthier and more natural? Also what's your opinion of Creatine?
Sips?

And creatine is like the most studied supplement, it works pretty well in what it does. Personally I don't take it. The only time I took it was 4-5 years ago and it bloated my face HARD. But I was also at a higher body fat and killing mcdoubles and pizzas everyday. So even though I know better, I associate creative with face bloat smh
Yeah creatine from what I understand helps you retain more water weight in your muscles, so if you're eating crap it makes sense that you'd bloat up. Diet is super important.

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sips

With creatine you'll get a good amount of extra muscular endurance as well. You can always drop it if you don't like it tbh

And honestly I love them, they taste bomb and make me feel hyped as fuck when I'm drinking a cold one driving down the road with music blasting. After work at like 11pm I go to the gas station, pickup a monster, then cruise down the empty roads to the 24hour gym. Favorite ritual ever

I know they're bad :/ I really need to ween myself off them

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 08, 2017, 11:26:09 PM »
have you ever tried growing your hair long?
No sir, why? My hair gets kinda poofy when it's longer I hate it

yeah, i was wondering what kind of hair you have and what would happen if u grew it.

i was just thinking that if you did manage to grow your hair long you'd look like some fictional character... but i forget who i was thinking of
If you remember post it here, I love basing myself off fictional characters (no autism)

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 08, 2017, 03:50:54 PM »
Yesterday I had one of the best leg days in my life. I was very deep in a flow state that got triggered by me going to absolute failure on my last set. I nearly threw up/passed out it was exhilarating. I've made it a mission to work so hard every workout that I get into flow.

Really upset about my diet though. I ate perfectly until about 11pm where for some reason I killed an extra 1100 calories. Didn't change my body composition too much but I need to cut that bullshit out it makes me feel terrible in the morning 

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 08, 2017, 03:48:40 PM »
Why do you drink sips instead of something healthier and more natural? Also what's your opinion of Creatine?
Sips?

And creatine is like the most studied supplement, it works pretty well in what it does. Personally I don't take it. The only time I took it was 4-5 years ago and it bloated my face HARD. But I was also at a higher body fat and killing mcdoubles and pizzas everyday. So even though I know better, I associate creative with face bloat smh 

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 08, 2017, 03:46:31 PM »
Still doing 2700 on rest day?

I've got a powerlifting meet on June 24th then I need to do some serious cutting. TDEE 2500, planning to eat for maintenance on lifting days, and 1500 rest/cardio days but still hitting 1g protein/lb. 2 low/slow days (45-60min, 155 RPM), 1 HIIT day.
Yeah, 2700 throughout until i stall then I up em.

And nice goodluck man! 1500 doesn't seem too low?

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 08, 2017, 03:45:21 PM »
have you ever tried growing your hair long?
No sir, why? My hair gets kinda poofy when it's longer I hate it

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The Flood / Re: RIP Lemon
« on: June 08, 2017, 05:21:57 AM »
Lemon kept in contact with me after he left but eventually stopped messaging. I'm sure he's ok he just didn't want to be around here.

i dunno man, before he left he used to tell me about some of the things going on in his life... he wasn't doing too good
Yeah he probably commit suicide I just didn't want to be a downer.
Wait seriously?

I argued with him quite a bit, fucker knew how to make me mad lol.

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 07, 2017, 05:31:24 PM »
Holy hell bro you have the body of a God! Mad gains! Super proud of you!
Much love <3

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 07, 2017, 05:30:52 PM »
What kind of shoulder exercises are your go-to?
I like dumbbell side raises, focused on using the elbows to come up instead of the hands. And a little higher than normal

And I love love high facepulls with the rope. I'm talking 6-10 sets per shoulder day

For the front I only do light dumbbell raises

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The Flood / Jive Turkey's log of gains (Summer Lean Bulk Edition)
« on: June 07, 2017, 03:44:06 PM »
Hey everyone Jive Turkey here. Going to make a log here detailing my lean bulk this summer. I know it's not a bodybuilding forum but I'm comfortable posting pictures on Sep7agon and activity is always good. Plus it keeps me accountable. You guys can also ask me anything if you're curious about fitness/diet things.

My current physique

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6'2"
194lbs

My plan this bulk is to put on muscle and stay as lean as possible. I'm actually going to be so on point with my diet and training that I'm hoping to LOSE fat % while I bulk up. I'd like to be at least 200lbs same body fat or less by August 5th. I cannot allow myself to gain any fat because august 5th/6th is a big summer festival and in addition to wanting to look good for it, my ex is going to be there and I need to look like a superhuman smh.

Training split will go something like:

Chest
Back/shoulders
Legs
Chest/triceps
Back
Shoulders/biceps
Rest

Subject to change based on how my body feels

Calories will be at 2700 starting off with
260g protein
230g carbs
80g fat

Those macros can vary by 10-15g daily.

Foods will consist of: Eggs, Protein Powders, egg whites, tuna, oatmeal, cashews, avocados, chicken breast, fruits, vegetables, olive oil, Greek yogurt, peanut butter, and lots of Chipotle.

Supplements will consist of:

Whey Protein
Zero Calorie Monsters or preworkout
Digestive enzymes
Fish oil
Multivitamin/zinc
Possibly BCAAs
And the special secret supplements that I won't put into this log but y'all know what it is which will arrive next week hehe

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The Flood / Re: Had to call out tomorrow
« on: June 07, 2017, 01:42:33 AM »
No, money is tight because Square Enix billed my collectors edition for FFXIV earlier than I was expecting so my bank account is pretty dry right now.

Did you finally get the 360 cable?
So money's tight and you canceled a shift? -_-

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The Flood / Re: Should I ask this chick out
« on: June 07, 2017, 01:39:51 AM »
Basically, the idea that you don't believe you have anything to offer someone is a fallacy (idk what that word means but it sounds fitting)

EVERYONE has some sort of value to offer someone. Things like money/cars/gifts etc are not part of the inherent value you have that you can share with your partner so those aren't even necessary.

Bringing joy to someone doesn't require a lot at all. Making them laugh, having a stimulating convo, making them feel loved, THAT is improving their life and making them happy. Anyone can offer those things and every person has their own unique twist on how they give that gift. Those things coupled with growing together and stuff will lead to a very fulfilling relationship

In the beginning you sort of have to be willfully ignorant and assume value. I now have the mindset (majority of the time lol) where I tell myself: "Why WOULDN'T a girl want to be with me? I'm awesome". Sure there are a ton of reasons, but you have to literally just ignore them and assume you're awesome and have a lot to offer the girl. Over time it will build up into a strong belief.

And when the belief builds up, rejections won't phase you nearly as bad because they don't get your ego, because your ego doesn't need to be validated by other people's yes or no's.

Smh I sort of went on a rant idk, I have a lot to say on this topic

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The Flood / Re: Should I ask this chick out
« on: June 07, 2017, 01:18:19 AM »
getting rejected can be pretty mortifying depending on your disposition

the kind of dignity loss that makes you not want to speak to a female for months on end, even if you know it's silly and doesn't actually matter
That is more so on your end though for hoping way too much. It's not the womans fault for saying no, and it shouldn't be the end of the world for you.

Besides, it's better to know how someone feels than always wonder "what if?" and regret it for a long period in your life.
it's not really a thing of "why couldn't she just say yes," it's a matter of "why would she say yes, why did i even try"

i do agree with the second part though
That sounds like low self esteem issues and if you think suddenly having a partner would make your life happier, you'd be wrong. You need to have your life in shape mentally before you attempt to include another in it. At least that's how I feel.
i agree, but again, this doesn't really apply to me either—you forget how weird i am

it's not that i think having a partner would make me happier, per se—i just see unhappiness and loneliness in other people, and i want to see if i can't offer anything to help them with that, because those are two things that resonate with me on a personal level

and then i remember—oh yeah, i don't actually have anything to offer to that end, so i can't really help anyone

so, like you said, it's ultimately a matter of adjusting myself first, but i'm the kind of person who wants to have his cake, eat it too, and share it with anyone else who may want it—but no one wants it, and that's kind of a crushing feeling
This mindset you have of wanting to go into a relationship for what you can GIVE to the other person, is the BEST mindset anyone can ever have going into a relationship!! Seriously, it's very next level and if everyone thought like that 90% of relationships would be way better off and happier. Most people(even subconsciously) use relationships to see what they can take: validation/sex/approval/less lonely. Which man times ends badly.

Your thinking takings a wrong turn however. When you start thinking that you have no value to offer that person, that's completely wrong. The idea that you want to improve your future partners life actually has tons of value in itself.

More on this later I'm gonna eat brb

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The Flood / Re: going to be in cali for the week of july 4th
« on: June 07, 2017, 01:11:53 AM »
Damn I'm like 5-6 hours north brah

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The Flood / Re: Should I ask this chick out
« on: June 07, 2017, 12:48:33 AM »
About to drive to in n out and eat there I'll chime in once I get my burger gonna drop some very based wisdom ~

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you have a recognizable name you're just not really interesting in any way
Definitely much more likeable than you though 

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkey: A Tinder Story
« on: June 06, 2017, 03:49:12 AM »
Definitely going to need to double wrap the condom

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This thread was 🔥 thank you all <3

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YouTube

I dig this but not for this occasion, reminds me of a cool bearded guy with a bandana riding his motorcycle down a long road

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The Flood / QUICK need some heavy hard rock metal etc pump up music!
« on: June 06, 2017, 12:15:40 AM »
Preferably on Spotify I have Spotify premium

I was thinking Marilyn Manson but I'd like you guys recommendations too before I drink this monster energy and hit the gym

Tool is my go to for the GOAT aggressive music but they're not on Spotify smh

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The Flood / Re: I work around cigarettes a lot
« on: June 05, 2017, 04:50:18 AM »
I smoked my first cigarette while doing drugs in the sewer when I was fifteen while cutting class.

I did not make up a single part of that.
I smoked my first cigarette while drunk as fuck in a San fransisco alleyway with 25 year old Indian Princes minutes before my first rave

Dead srs

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