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4771
« on: June 13, 2015, 02:00:14 PM »
You become what you think
4772
« on: June 13, 2015, 01:59:09 PM »
too many things so i'll narrow it down to top stuff
-Lifting weights
-getting a sick pump when there are lots of people at the gym to admire me
-beautiful women
-learning a song on the piano
-singing
-flirting
-reading
-positive attention
4773
« on: June 13, 2015, 06:55:38 AM »
man so i made some money then hit the gym and spent an extra half hour there flirting with this girl sho wanted me to teach her stjff and then i went to the fair then to party but it was ghetto so we dipped then i was boutt head home but my mate called me and i went to his house with some other friends and some chicks in the hottub for like 3 hours was sick
4774
« on: June 13, 2015, 06:53:18 AM »
called myspace angles
hides weak points/ makes em look less ugly than they are irl
4775
« on: June 13, 2015, 06:50:55 AM »
down-to-eat-dyn-esty
asian cuisine
4776
« on: June 13, 2015, 06:43:09 AM »
just got home at 4:30 am and im really on drugs so yeah
took in plastic bottles to recycle:$30
a kid on twitter needed a ride to the fair and offered gas money, i hit him up and he gave $15
To take him. Didnt need gas
Spent $5 at fair
Profit was $40 day one. Trying to buy a cell phonw off this dude that i can sell for $300+ on the web
4777
« on: June 12, 2015, 06:22:34 PM »
Kitler/oliver sykes/darkmatter15 from bnet lived in my town, no idea if he still does
Also some random dude from bnet goes to my highschool and recognized it from a pic i posted
4778
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:56:42 PM »
Where do you live bro
california, specifically the central valley lmaaaao
So Southern California? The valley?
nah up north more, its right in the middle of california, the agriculture area
4779
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:45:58 PM »
Where do you live bro
california, specifically the central valley lmaaaao
4780
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:45:37 PM »
so what was today's zany scheme?
haven't thought of anything yet but its still early in the day 
oh you, when will you learn
get down to the nearest traffic lights and wash windows until you have enough money to pay two other people half as much as what you made to wash windows and then have them give half the money to you
see i wish i had the type of entrepenurial mind that comes up with ideas like this
4781
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:28:04 PM »
so what was today's zany scheme?
haven't thought of anything yet but its still early in the day
4782
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:20:57 PM »
sup jive turkey here
i decided to create this thread to chronicle my money making ventures and find patterns/get ideas.
no idea what i'm going to do yet but i'll regularly make posts of what i did, my revenue for the day and profit for the day. also you guys can share ideas for making money if youd like and we can have discussions.
4783
« on: June 12, 2015, 05:14:36 PM »
god, male thirst knows no bounds. most powerful force in the universe
get him to send a pic of himself covered in pancake syrup
4784
« on: June 12, 2015, 04:40:45 PM »
i'd rock his socks
4785
« on: June 12, 2015, 04:36:23 PM »
man i'm so jealous
i need to go skydiving soon
4786
« on: June 12, 2015, 04:31:20 PM »
never have i ever been skydiving
4787
« on: June 12, 2015, 04:27:23 PM »
thats like business 101 material lol
brb which toilet paper do you buy, the pack thats $15, $8, or $2.50
who tfs gonna buy toilet paper valued so low
4788
« on: June 12, 2015, 03:54:28 PM »
will definitely watch
4789
« on: June 11, 2015, 09:43:29 PM »
is that your voice?
cool voice man
i'm going to use the word of the day once a day in my daily vocab
4790
« on: June 11, 2015, 09:41:57 PM »
it's tough man
just gotta compromise
4791
« on: June 11, 2015, 07:38:51 PM »
'Cause yall niggas dyin for an update. Tomorrow I have an interview for a technical writer/research assistant for an Aerospace company. Then Saturday night I have another date with my hot blonde mademoiselle. Or actually Fraulein because she's German.
keep the momentum going man. your confidence is at all all time high rn use it to your advantage
4792
« on: June 11, 2015, 07:36:33 PM »
there is something extremely comforting in telling a stranger my worries/problems. i might just take you up on that offer
4793
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:53:12 PM »
i could see it play out like
verb is on a reclining couch when it starts to hit him, then he says something unrelated that makes absolutely no sense and everyones like "haha wut" and verb leans back and he's like "fuuuuuuuck" and then laughs a lot
4794
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:24:48 PM »
something tells me verb would be fun to get high with
4795
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:16:12 PM »
nah i'm on that jelqing x kegels stack thanks to you phaggots
4796
« on: June 11, 2015, 06:03:12 PM »
everyday in everyway i am getting better and better
4797
« on: June 11, 2015, 05:54:29 PM »
its all about legs and hips b
4798
« on: June 11, 2015, 05:53:34 PM »
Lmaaaoo some creepiness goin on itt
4799
« on: June 11, 2015, 02:43:13 PM »
congrats man
4800
« on: June 11, 2015, 04:19:51 AM »
fuck your memes
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