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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: watching old MW2 vids makes me sad, ama
« on: June 16, 2015, 05:43:14 PM »
My fav cod. I have days on it, so many memories. I remember boosting with my buds and then putting on the freshly unlocked camos and hunting down other boosters

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The Flood / Re: Payday today
« on: June 16, 2015, 05:36:51 PM »
People told me to burn my first paycheck, too, but I only spent half of it so I could get a present for my ex.
no, i'm saying i would literally put it to a fire and burn it

because fuck money, fuck working for pay, and fuck capitalism

but i'll donate it instead--that's what i was saying
because what the hell am i gonna do with money
http://www.onmoneymaking.com/why-many-smart-people-hate-money-plus-crucial-distinctions.html

Read it srs

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The Flood / Re: Payday today
« on: June 16, 2015, 05:35:30 PM »
Lol @ jobs

I hate the idea of  9-5 so i'm working my ass off to avoid it.

Bookmark this post: in 3 years i will be a millionaire

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The Flood / Re: Fucks sake
« on: June 16, 2015, 05:30:13 PM »
Nothing yet. Just made $40 and invested it in a way that will make me $150 profit :D

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The Flood / Re: it was just 4:20
« on: June 16, 2015, 03:23:17 AM »
you're too smart for the trap life plz stay safe gnight

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The Flood / Re: deepest confessi0ns
« on: June 16, 2015, 03:20:18 AM »
baby won't you come my waaaaaaAAy

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The Flood / Re: How aware are you of your body?
« on: June 16, 2015, 03:17:34 AM »
i can target individual muscle fibers when lifting weights. it's intense. sometimes i follow my breathing from the moment it enters to when it fills my diaphragm and finally leaving through my mouth

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The Flood / Re: deepest confessi0ns
« on: June 16, 2015, 03:15:50 AM »
u first i'm shy

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The Flood / Re: IF IT AINT ABOUT THA HUNNUDS
« on: June 16, 2015, 02:59:52 AM »
yeh i hit it raw hope i don't catch ebola

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The Flood / Re: FACETIMIN WITH THE PLUG WHEN MY PHONE ON 3%
« on: June 16, 2015, 02:55:37 AM »
stupid little bitch wanna front on 5 grams

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The Flood / Re: NEVER LET A PUSSY COME BETWEEN YOU AND THE TRAP
« on: June 16, 2015, 02:53:34 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: NEVER LET A PUSSY COME BETWEEN YOU AND THE TRAP
« on: June 16, 2015, 02:52:20 AM »
that's real

fuck how ya feel

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The Flood / Re: i'm sorry
« on: June 16, 2015, 02:49:20 AM »
bro

I just got callied out by a total stranger IRl
i'm feeling pretty shity
fuck him he doesn't know you man

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The Flood / Re: i'm sorry
« on: June 16, 2015, 02:48:45 AM »












































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The Flood / Re: i'm sorry
« on: June 16, 2015, 02:45:19 AM »
forgive and forget man

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The Flood / Re: heyy
« on: June 16, 2015, 02:41:40 AM »
lol I will totalty do that jive

give me a sec
you'd be legendary

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The Flood / Re: feeeling really sad
« on: June 16, 2015, 02:38:39 AM »
why are you fake drunk bro

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The Flood / Re: heyy
« on: June 16, 2015, 02:37:27 AM »

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The Flood / Re: As I sit in my room playing Xbox
« on: June 16, 2015, 12:24:52 AM »
get this and remember me always


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The Flood / Re: You've Just Finished Your Workout
« on: June 16, 2015, 12:23:14 AM »
>crushing back and bis
>wearing stringer of peace
>girls walk in
>"aye bro those girls keep staring at you"
>yeah i know, they better be
>do cardio on bike
>come home and eat box of saltwater taffy

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The Flood / Re: What are you drinking?
« on: June 16, 2015, 12:20:04 AM »
Water

man i could never imagine drinking alcohol on a weekday by myself lol gross

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The Flood / Re: So how do I apply for food stamps?
« on: June 15, 2015, 08:21:09 PM »
sorry i don't talk to peasants

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The Flood / Re: I'm gonna participate in ramadan
« on: June 15, 2015, 08:19:36 PM »
my friend does this every year

RIP to your gains he loses like 20 lbs everytime

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The Flood / Re: Atheletes, I need advice on weight management.
« on: June 15, 2015, 08:16:46 PM »
what's it for?

going to be completely honest, 30lbs in 3 months isn't feasible, and if you do a majority will be fat.

things you can do:
eat more. the biggest factor in gaining weight. add more protein and carbs. Good bulking foods i used to pound down are
Meat Spaghetti
ground beef
pasta
ramen with eggs
lasagna
Oatmeal
steak

Things like chicken and fish are really good for you and high in protein, but theyre low calories and it'll be hard to bulk hard on those. Eat them anyways

Up the intensity in your workouts. Really push yourself hard. Do more reps, up the weight, shorten your rest times, have better form

Creatine/multivitimins/fish oil are the only sups i'd recommend.

also prohormones are doodoo don't even bother, it'd be 100x better to do an actual cycle but don't worry about that stuff for now.

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The Flood / Re: I am not gay
« on: June 15, 2015, 05:33:18 PM »
me either bro yet here we are

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The Flood / Re: Confessions thread?
« on: June 15, 2015, 05:29:30 PM »
once in a blue moon i get really really really high(sometimes i do this sober), then lock myself in a room with noise cancelling headphones and make myself cry.

i'll listen to sad music and usually do some youtube no cry challenges or something, then think about my life and whatever

it's the best feeling in the world afterwards. so much emotion and the next week i have this aura of appreciation and i just enjoy life a little more

i do this maybe once every 3 months

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The Flood / Re: Change one event in your life
« on: June 15, 2015, 05:24:48 PM »
nothing cause my life is dope and i do dope shit

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The Flood / Re: Interesting history facts
« on: June 15, 2015, 05:23:59 PM »
You do realise that's probably because Chinese people vastly outnumber Jews?
Does it matter?
Well, yeah.

Killing 90pc of an ethnic group is arguably worse than killing 10pc of an ethnic group, even if that 10pc accounts for more in pure numbers.
that's dumb

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The Flood / Re: When's the last time you had sex
« on: June 15, 2015, 05:22:53 PM »
last friday. also i masturbated 6 times yesterday and felt like shit aka never cumming again

i'm expecting my superpowers in a few weeks

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: June 15, 2015, 02:29:50 AM »
call me fingerman


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