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The Flood / Re: ITT: Repost old threads
« on: June 23, 2015, 03:10:42 AM »
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/132615867/0/0

tfw when you're an underwear model but the flood doesn't care :'( :'(


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The Flood / Re: favourite episode of ted talks?
« on: June 22, 2015, 05:59:45 PM »
Actually I don't have time to handpick them right now, but this is a fantastic thread

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161038281

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The Flood / Re: favourite episode of ted talks?
« on: June 22, 2015, 05:55:13 PM »
i love ted talks, hold up

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The Flood / I masturbated 4 times a day for a week straight (SCIENCE)
« on: June 22, 2015, 05:54:46 PM »
hey guys jive turkey here

So I am a big supporter of the nofap movement as some of you may know. I think the community is pretty weird but the idea behind it is great. But then I thought to myself, do I really know what masturbation addiction is even like? So i decided it's time to findout.

Background: I've been masturbating since i was about 4 years old(high test even as a youngin). About 2 years ago i came across nofap and decided to try it out, the benefits listed were aligned with my life goals(more confidence, stronger boners, better life). I've been on and off nofap since then and my fapping frequency is much less than before(sex is also a reason for that).

Leading up to peak week i didn't fap for about 5 days. Then day one on Sunday I did 4 times. By the 4th time the muscles in my dick was pretty sore and I needed a break.

Day 2: Woke up feeling good. Didn't talk as much in class. Masturbated a few times and then hit the gym, felt mellow. Not much intensity.

Day 3: By day 3 my cumsistency was very liquidy and clear/white. I also found it very interesting that even though I was completely dumping my sexual energies, I felt hornier. I wanted to fap more.

Day 4: Felt irritated and a bit sad that day. Was more reserved. Did not look at beautiful girls as much even though i was horny, definitely didn't get turned on by them like I usually do. i just wanted to fap.

Day 5: Same as day 4

Day 6: Slept more throughout the day. All I did this day was smoke weed, play xbox, eat dorritos and fap. Felt very apathetic. Was not driven at all.

Day 7: Felt lazy, didn't care about my goals. Usually i attack the world aggressively but i just wanted to sleep and fap SRS felt like shit.

CONCLUSION: Fapping makes you feel like shit. It made me apathetic to stuff around me. That was the biggest thing, I didn't care for my goals no matter how much my brain was telling me I needed to do something. Terrible feeling, I can empathize with all of the basement cheeto finger homies struggling with this.

MY BROSCIENCE THEORY: Well I think sexual energy is one of the most driving forces in humans. Look at how far men are willing to go to get and impress girls. with so much porn readily available, men are just emptying out this sexual energy in the form of cum. but what happens if you keep the energy in? it's going to keep boiling up to a point where it needs to be released, and that is where genius comes from. the greatest people of all time learned how to use this sexual energy to build great things. muhammad ali, isaac newton, ghandi, tesla, steve jobs, michelangelo, plato, freud, and countless others.

Sexual transmutation is a neat thing to look into, i personally think it is very powerful and will continue reading into it. you have this little built in organ that when played with bombards your entire brain with feel good chemicals rivaling the strongest drugs, sending you into a few moments of pure euphoria. why abuse it?

 :)

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The Flood / Re: Jim, I'll be your mommy for a day.
« on: June 22, 2015, 05:24:02 PM »
Miss jim :-\

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The Flood / Re: i'm slipping into the lava
« on: June 22, 2015, 05:17:11 PM »
Dear god please no more Jonas Brothers.
Don't be Who.
i dont want another pretty face, i dont want just anyone to hold, i dont want my love to go to waste, i want you and your beautiful soul
Jesus Christ, you're gayer than me.
You're gayer than Loaf.
WE'RE THE KIDS OF THE FUTURE WOOOoooaah

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The Flood / Re: i'm slipping into the lava
« on: June 22, 2015, 05:15:18 PM »
THIS IS AN SOS DONT WANNA SECOND GUESS THIS IS THE BOTTOM LINE IT'S TRUE I GAVE MY ALL FOR YOU
standing on a dirty old rooftop....down below the cars in the city go rushing by....i sit here alone and i wonder whyyyyy

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The Flood / Re: i'm slipping into the lava
« on: June 22, 2015, 05:11:18 PM »
Dear god please no more Jonas Brothers.
Don't be Who.
i dont want another pretty face, i dont want just anyone to hold, i dont want my love to go to waste, i want you and your beautiful soul

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The Flood / Re: i'm slipping into the lava
« on: June 22, 2015, 05:09:12 PM »
Bye bye faggot, enjoy burning to death
come over and listen to my taylor swift station on pandora. don't be a pussy, lets jam

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The Flood / Re: Don Jon
« on: June 22, 2015, 05:00:27 PM »
*****keep calm and listen to the jonas brothers*****

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The Flood / Re: Look how gay I am
« on: June 22, 2015, 04:58:53 PM »
those are pretty cute

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The Flood / i'm slipping into the lava
« on: June 22, 2015, 04:56:57 PM »
and i'm trynna keep from going under

Baby you turn the temperature hotter

Cause i'm burnin up, burnin up for you baby

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The Flood / Re: i hate you all
« on: June 18, 2015, 04:14:38 AM »
FUCK

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The Flood / Re: i hate you all
« on: June 18, 2015, 04:13:43 AM »
I just took an A1 nude and i just keep staring at it man fuck i'm sexy goddamn

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The Flood / Re: billy j is the best songwriter of your genration
« on: June 18, 2015, 04:04:27 AM »
Billy Joel is amazing

His wife is the hottest over 60 woman I've ever seen

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its just not fair that bruce gets to live out this little fantasy

judt because he has money he gets to be a girl

I just feel so confused

lmaaaaao miss me with that gay shit nigga

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its just not fair that bruce gets to live out this little fantasy

judt because he has money he gets to be a girl


haha u wot

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hnnng @ this 60 y/o milf


lol if youre seriously attracted to bruce jenner then I have no words


Look at those long well defined legs, don't you just want to climb em?

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hnnng @ this 60 y/o milf


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The Flood / Re: Decimator Omega is the best user on this site.
« on: June 18, 2015, 12:57:14 AM »
What a legend

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The Flood / Re: Rate my outfit for my date tonight
« on: June 18, 2015, 12:52:39 AM »
please don't say your date is that she-troll thing you messaged a few weeks ago, took a screencap of and posted here
Lmaaaao that was a joke man i just ripped the screenshot off some other forum

Looks good/10
thx man 

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The Flood / Re: Rate my outfit for my date tonight
« on: June 18, 2015, 12:51:42 AM »
Hey guys just got home eating some tuna now. date went well i can go into details if you'd like. would wear again/10

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The Flood / Re: Is it weird to say I love apple's packaging?
« on: June 17, 2015, 06:33:07 PM »
Steve Jobs made it a necessary to have beautiful packaging. Even the inside of a product is beautiful, if the lines on the boards were too spaced out Steve would trash it

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The Flood / Re: Rate my outfit for my date tonight
« on: June 17, 2015, 06:29:45 PM »
You phucking phaggots how can ya'll hate on polo tees they're fresh and fit nicely wtf and of course i'm pulling my pants up phaggots how else am i spose to show off the glutes

 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P  :P

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The Flood / Re: Rate my outfit for my date tonight
« on: June 17, 2015, 04:37:28 PM »
are you wearing a backpack because you're going to blow yourself up in times square?
trapping 24/7 even on dates money never sleeps

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The Flood / Re: This picture deserves it's own thread
« on: June 17, 2015, 04:29:13 PM »
We need a pic of me on there

I ran out of room sadly. Too many images to work with.
Make the canvas taller.

Maybe next time. This one is already final.
Wow you just don't want me in  :'( :'(

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The Flood / Re: Rate my outfit for my date tonight
« on: June 17, 2015, 04:25:13 PM »
pull your pants up
they will be i had to show the belt m8

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The Flood / Re: This picture deserves it's own thread
« on: June 17, 2015, 04:22:20 PM »
We need a pic of me on there

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The Flood / Rate my outfit for my date tonight
« on: June 17, 2015, 04:21:25 PM »
Will Jive Turkey smash?
Will he get a second date?
Or will the summer heat be too much and will he sweat right through his shirt?

Find out next time


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The Flood / Re: I Have An Excessive Masturbation Problem
« on: June 16, 2015, 05:45:45 PM »
Excessive masturbation is definitely bad man you need to quit

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