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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Why does everyone say I "used to be cool"
« on: July 03, 2015, 04:10:44 PM »
I am still cool

4592
The Flood / Re: In soviet russia
« on: July 03, 2015, 03:40:37 PM »
We need another world war

4593
The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: July 03, 2015, 01:02:00 PM »
baby won't you come my waaaAaaaAAAAayy

Spoiler


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The Flood / Re: Things we love
« on: July 03, 2015, 05:11:58 AM »
6.Bodybuilding
2.Beautiful Woman
9.Playing the Piano
5.Rejecting Woman
4.Attention
7.Reading
8.Making Money
1.Lifting Weights/Exercise
3.The entire concept of consciousness/reality/mindfulness ect.


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The Flood / Re: reddit is going completely bonkers right now
« on: July 03, 2015, 01:52:57 AM »
When I eat dinner I usually browse reddit front page, like a newspaper. It's always entertaining, very disappointed to see everything was gone

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The Flood / Re: Music is like candy
« on: July 03, 2015, 01:44:57 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What's on?
« on: July 03, 2015, 01:28:30 AM »
I'm terrible at finding new music. Where do you usually pick new stuff up?

4598
The Flood / Re: Touch your own butt.
« on: July 03, 2015, 01:27:23 AM »
Elegiac is the man. He made me touch my butt

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The Flood / Re: Women enjoy cat calling if you're attractive
« on: July 02, 2015, 05:15:37 PM »
Ley the shit on em, Jive muh negroid associate.

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The Flood / Re: Mental diseases are fake
« on: July 02, 2015, 05:11:23 PM »
Just pray the gay away

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The Flood / Re: Women enjoy cat calling if you're attractive
« on: July 02, 2015, 05:10:56 PM »
It really is dead around here isn't it?
it's clearly not
I meant the threads are so shitty that this is all there is to talk about. Hold on just saw a Poland ball thread.
It's an Internet forum, literally anything can and will be talked about. It has nothing to do with lack of activity.
You say that as it there's a ton of variety of threads to pick from here. On this forum, Its like a handful of friends saying whatever pops into their minds because its better than the awkward silence.
*if
*it's

fuck outta my thread bro, and by bro i mean never my bro you fuckin phaggot

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The Flood / Re: I had a vision
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:56:09 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I had a vision
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:41:13 PM »
Your body resembles that of a Greek statue?


wew lad
don't worry ill stuff my undies before

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The Flood / Women enjoy cat calling if you're attractive
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:40:17 PM »
BRB this guy cat calls a girl



*girls all giggle and smile*

BRB this guy cat calls in the exact same way



"Omg ew what a creep"

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The Flood / Re: PORN THREAD IN ACTION ON B.NET RIGHT NOW
« on: July 02, 2015, 05:18:48 AM »
JOHN CENA needs to come back and teach the newfags a traumatizing lesson
I knew john cena irl

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The Flood / Re: Fox Clan Emergency Assembly Drill Recap
« on: July 02, 2015, 05:17:44 AM »
Good thing it was only a drill :D

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The Flood / Re: No Mercy: Brutally Exposing Cerulean
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:25:40 AM »
Too much trickery  >:(

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The Flood / I had a vision
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:22:45 AM »
The setting is a large public airport

People are frantically trying to catch their flights. Too busy for anything.

There is an untouched piano in the center.

I walk in wearing nothing but white shoes, underwear, and a ski mask.

By this time my body resembles that of a Greek statue
Spoiler

I sit at the piano while people uncomfortably stare at me thinking to themselves, "Who is this strange man? Why is he wearing no clothing and a mask? why am I so turned on by him?"

Then I will play the third movement from Mozarts piano sonata no.11

YouTube


People will stare in awe and disbelief, filming the moment to share with friends and family. I have captured their  attention. Distracting them, even if only for a moment, from the troubles of life. Then as quickly as I appeared I will rise up and sprint out of the airport and into the car of my friend who is waiting for me in the parking lot, never to be seen by those people again.


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The Flood / Re: Daz started another survey on Bnet
« on: July 01, 2015, 08:10:43 PM »
#powermoves

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The Flood / Re: For all the shit stirring and drama we produce
« on: July 01, 2015, 08:04:43 PM »
#powermoves

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The Flood / Re: DBZ Super will take in a different universe
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:05:41 PM »
Has the frieza movie come out in english yet?

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The Flood / Re: Who are your role models/idols and why?
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:04:40 PM »
what's the big deal about having an idol
Sometimes I'll be in a situation and I'll ask myself something like "What would Arnold do if he were in a situation like this?"

He would probably cheat on his wife with his housekeeper and then get her pregnant and not take care of the kid


Wow what a stand up guy
His test is so high he would fuck a tree with a hole in it.

Also
>monogamy
lmaooo

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The Flood / Re: Well, why do sisters exist?
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:59:16 PM »
Just ask her if she can hurry up brah easy peasy 

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Superman easily

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The Flood / Re: Kill one, marry the other
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:57:34 PM »
Kill little guy

Beautiful body on autopilot=euphoria mode 24/7

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The Flood / Re: Songs with amazing lyrics.
« on: July 01, 2015, 01:53:09 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: cat popped my air mattress
« on: July 01, 2015, 01:39:59 AM »
I'll sleep on the floor tonight too so you're not alone man

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The Flood / Re: Who are your role models/idols and why?
« on: July 01, 2015, 01:30:41 AM »
Kanye West, because that's basically a reference to a standard that I would never bring myself down to.
down to? but he's doing better than you lol

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The Flood / Re: Who are your role models/idols and why?
« on: July 01, 2015, 01:29:37 AM »
what's the big deal about having an idol
Idols are very motivational if they're aligned with your goals. They add their own perspective and ideas that people who have the same goals can try to mimic, helping them achieve similar results. Plus it's pretty fun

Sometimes I'll be in a situation and I'll ask myself something like "What would Arnold do if he were in a situation like this?" and then i react accordingly and it almost always turns out for the better/pushes me out of dat comfort zone

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The Flood / Who are your role models/idols and why?
« on: June 30, 2015, 11:52:13 PM »
LMAO @ your life if you don't have any role models, fuckudoin??

I have a lot but these are the top dudes

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Spoiler

Probably the most alpha man living today. Came to the U.S from a war torn country by becoming a champion in one of the most obscure sports of the time, become the top guy in the sport and held his title for 6 years, became a millionaire by starting his own mailing business alongside a real estate one, defied the odds and became one of the top action stars of the time, then married into a powerful political family and became governor of California. His mindset and work ethic is unrivaled, he has motivated millions and can do anything he sets his mind to. Legendary

Benjamin Franklin
Spoiler
Ran away from home as a teen, started his own printing business and made many influential friends, becoming a powerful force in Philadelphia. He became a popular diplomat and created many inventions, also contributing to studies that influenced many scientific movement. This was a man who knew how to get what he wanted. Very intelligent, he knew how to influence people and make use of every second of his time. Very inspirational dude

Muhammad Ali
Spoiler

"I am the greatest. I said that even before I knew I was"
Legendary boxer. Incredible work ethic, I love Muhammad Ali because he was so cocky. He had the mindset of a winner, he had already won in his head before he stepped into the ring.

All of these men have traits I emulate.  one day i will be as great as them  :D :D

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