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The Flood / Re: If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
« on: July 05, 2015, 07:58:54 PM »
I'm going to move to hawaii in the near future for a year or two

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The Flood / Re: Women are inferior to men
« on: July 05, 2015, 07:58:12 PM »
If anything, it's the opposite.
Hahahaha

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The Flood / Re: oh my goodness i'm so FRUSTRATED
« on: July 05, 2015, 04:32:49 PM »
I'm trying to buy an old 66 mustang off this guy right now :D

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The Flood / What's your impact?
« on: July 05, 2015, 04:30:42 PM »
That other thread got me thinking. What value do you offer the world?

I'm a pretty good brother/son/friens so i guess that impacts people. On the value side of things I help people at the gym with exercising and diet related goals, along with online advice related to that stuff on ither sites. Not much when i really think about it, but that will change

What about you?

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The Flood / oh my goodness i'm so FRUSTRATED
« on: July 05, 2015, 03:58:35 PM »
I woke up from a nap and i have the strongest urge to MAKE MONEY. i feel like i haven't came(cum) in a year and just have so much bottled up energy but to get money  >:( >:( >:(

It's almost like i have a mild anxiety right now because of how bad i want to do something to make money, i can't sit still wtf is wrong with me and how can i make money RIGHT NOW

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The Flood / Re: If there were no repercussions...
« on: July 05, 2015, 03:55:08 PM »
Hitler was just like, livin his life, man.

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The Flood / Re: If there were no repercussions...
« on: July 05, 2015, 03:47:49 PM »
ITT: people with no impact

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The Flood / Re: I graduated and was on TV, ama
« on: July 05, 2015, 02:55:43 PM »
edit counting chickens before they hatch nvm this post

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The Flood / Re: If there were no repercussions...
« on: July 05, 2015, 02:54:48 PM »
I'd rather kill a hobo than a guy with a wife and kids


But i wouldn't kill anyone

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The Flood / Re: Hey religious people, try on this theory for size
« on: July 05, 2015, 11:43:48 AM »
PSU made this thread his own it's over loaf

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The Flood / Re: The most annoying part of Social Media?
« on: July 05, 2015, 11:34:36 AM »
i hate how everyone tries to make it seem like their life is 100% amazing all the time. They make their own personal highlight reel.

This is like the people that snapchat every single moment of their lives when they're at an event or something. 600 second story of "Look how much fun im having ommmmg"

It's lame

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The Flood / Re: Hey religious people, try on this theory for size
« on: July 05, 2015, 11:31:18 AM »
Loaf you'd be much happier if you found God man.

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The Flood / Re: Why is it that
« on: July 05, 2015, 11:30:31 AM »
Try this on for size

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The Flood / Re: A Genuine Miracle has happened!!!
« on: July 05, 2015, 11:21:04 AM »
Congrats man!! I can only imagine how excited you are

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The Flood / Re: Hey religious people, try on this theory for size
« on: July 05, 2015, 11:19:47 AM »
Try this on for size

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The Flood / Re: >mfw shitows is back
« on: July 05, 2015, 04:38:11 AM »
What a legend


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The Flood / Re: >mfw shitows is back
« on: July 05, 2015, 04:33:46 AM »
LMAO some guy got called out for being thirsty and this was his reply

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if you really think that comment was Suppose to say that im horny then you really are an ignorant fool I don't just get horny over every woman post or think im hitting on them I one of the only people that actually shows compassion and care for people while you make a joke of everything because you think everything is a joke to you and you think everyone thinks you're funny when you're not and anyone who thinks It was a horny comment is just as ignorant as you and if you ever show any info of my comments without my permission I will report you to bungie and have you banned.

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The Flood / Going through an old facebook
« on: July 05, 2015, 04:24:33 AM »
WOAH so much nostalgia. Looking at all my posts and pics from 2011-2012 I'm cringing and smiling so hard at the same time. Stuff people posted on my wall brings back a ton of memories

Also somehow it seems I was more social back then wtf

Might post some very rare pictures of young Jive Turkey sometime soon too stay tuned

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The Flood / Re: Dating a girl with a bigger dick than yours.
« on: July 05, 2015, 03:55:18 AM »
Maybe if I was loaf

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The Flood / Re: What are your plans for the 4th?
« on: July 05, 2015, 02:09:39 AM »
Lamest 4th of July I've had in 3 years. Swam, went all out and made gourmet burgers, ate ice cream and watched movies the entire day, never even left my house.

 I loved it.

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The Flood / Re: send me on an SOS
« on: July 05, 2015, 12:54:44 AM »
You say your life is going well but it seems like you're trying to convince yourself of that as much as us, man. What are your goals? Getting plastered every night off a can of alcohol you stole from the store isn't the way to live, you're just numbing yourself it's lame

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The Flood / Re: I'm pretty smashed ama
« on: July 04, 2015, 11:37:06 PM »
lame

what movie should i watch?

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The Flood / Re: Hot dog eating contest
« on: July 04, 2015, 05:09:23 PM »
Matt Stonie is the man!!

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The Flood / Re: What are your plans for the 4th?
« on: July 04, 2015, 05:08:48 PM »
Chilling with my parents and brother, i want to bbq but they want kfc :'(:'(

That's it p much. Might watch some movies later hehe

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder that jive is still meming hard
« on: July 04, 2015, 05:06:50 PM »
xDDD

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The Flood / Re: How do you truly piss people off online?
« on: July 04, 2015, 05:05:33 PM »
Loaf are you still fat?

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The Flood / Re: I think what elliot rodger did was awesome.
« on: July 03, 2015, 10:21:59 PM »
I will rape you if i get the chance

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The Flood / Re: Why does everyone say I "used to be cool"
« on: July 03, 2015, 05:04:04 PM »
Mirin' those insertions though

Chest needs volume work
thanks man  :D

Yeah man my chest and triceps are complete garbage, delts semi underdeveloped but back/biceps are gifted and quads/calves/glutes are pretty good

Guess how much i weigh  :D (6'1&1/2") legs proportionate

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The Flood / Re: Why does everyone say I "used to be cool"
« on: July 03, 2015, 04:15:14 PM »
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   or a picture of a half naked dude in it

 :-[
http://i.imgur.com/PjbUBiX.jpg

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The Flood / Re: Why does everyone say I "used to be cool"
« on: July 03, 2015, 04:14:37 PM »
bad post- uncool  :'(

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