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« on: June 14, 2017, 01:42:27 PM »
Fuck that's gross. Why can't people just exercise normally?
Most people DO exercise normally. I have body dysmorphic views
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« on: June 14, 2017, 05:30:31 AM »
second class you're a weird fella who probably has a little bit of autism but I like your spunk
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« on: June 14, 2017, 03:00:52 AM »
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« on: June 14, 2017, 02:58:07 AM »
Leg day today went pretty good. Was off to a slow start. I only ate a granola bar and a protein shake about an hour before hitting the gym so low food was rough
Leg extensions
135x20
165x15
285x12
265x15
170x12
Walking lunges
45lbsx15
65lbsx12
110lbsx12
110lbsx20(I got mad that I wasn't having a good workout and busted all these out)
Straight leg dumbbell deadlifts
45x15
55x15
90lb dumbbellsx10
70lbs x 12
Light close stance squats
Did lots of calves too. My calves are genetically so good they're going to be fucking huge I might even need to tone them down. They're already bigger after 1 week.
Hit macros of
279g protein
215gcarbs
120gfat
So much chipotle. I eat sooooo much fuckingh chipotle it's literally the best food for gains
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« on: June 14, 2017, 02:24:49 AM »
lately (as in, for the past few months) i've been getting the impression that korra finds jive annoying, actually
because he is, his threads are annoying, im just saying that they can be easily avoided by class if he hates him so much. posting in one thread is ok, twice is fine, but everytime? gosh
as many issues as i have i'm glad i don't seem to be on carson's level
oh totally not, you're just afraid of your body and try to punish others because of that
but nah, posting 'ok' on a bigot's internet forum thread is certainly the bigger issue 
what even is this site lmao
Brah are you okay
I'm fantastic actually
are you okay? I know you got the first six checked but idk about the seventh? 
What lol
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« on: June 14, 2017, 02:11:56 AM »
lately (as in, for the past few months) i've been getting the impression that korra finds jive annoying, actually
because he is, his threads are annoying, im just saying that they can be easily avoided by class if he hates him so much. posting in one thread is ok, twice is fine, but everytime? gosh
as many issues as i have i'm glad i don't seem to be on carson's level
oh totally not, you're just afraid of your body and try to punish others because of that
but nah, posting 'ok' on a bigot's internet forum thread is certainly the bigger issue
what even is this site lmao
Brah are you okay
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« on: June 14, 2017, 02:05:15 AM »
tbh I've never really understood what the huge issue with Jive was. I'd agree I don't like him, but what about him is that egregious?
- Strength and honor obsessed worldview, while having no morality whatsoever. (In general, morality is extremely important, while honor is the application of morality to the ego.)
- Women are second-class citizens to him and only exist to serve a man's needs. Women are always submissive and desperate for domineering men, even if they try to deny it. Hey man, it's their nature.
- Blog posts that stretch for paragraphs, containing no substance beyond how awesome he is (when he's manic) or how shitty he is (when he's depressive). Most blog posts I'm not going to care about, but have you ever seen him make a post that's not about him? What are his interests other than body dysmorphic level gains obsession and Taylor Swift?
- Uses words like "fuark", "alpha", "chad", "cuck", "gains", and "bro" unironically.
- Claims to respect family values, especially his mother, while being an irredeemable misogynist.
- Despite all of this^ ignorance and maliciousness, likens himself to this renaissance man intellectual figure. Always goes on about philosophy that he either doesn't understand or is so basic it's saying nothing. And this is while he admits his testosterone filled, power-obsessed worldview.
Off the top of my head
Eh sounds like a pretty cool guy to me
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« on: June 14, 2017, 02:00:50 AM »
You need to drop the hoes and get a warrior. Look for a woman posting her gains. Find someone complimentary not some ho that wants the hot guy. Find a woman that won't skip legs and pushes you to your limits. Therein lies happiness.
That was my ex man  Female warrior( in the making )
So? Some are for you and others not?
You want to get your rocks off, ok. Cum and go. You are a warrior. Find one like you and run with her
One thing I do enjoy about this is I have a LARGE selection to choose from when I want that 1 girl. I can choose from a large abundance of women which most men don't have the opportunity to do, makes finding the right one much easier.
Ok? And you waste your time with hoes?
Look for a partner. You want the one? She's the one putting 5 pounds more than you on the squat rack. She's the one doing 5 more crunches than you.
I haven't really been involved with anyone yet man so I don't see it as wasted time, I'm having fun meeting all these new girls + getting attention. Besides right now even just the IDEA of a new relationship or getting close to another girl is exhausting and makes me feel a little ill
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« on: June 14, 2017, 01:51:41 AM »
I'm a jive sympathizer
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« on: June 14, 2017, 01:49:54 AM »
You need to drop the hoes and get a warrior. Look for a woman posting her gains. Find someone complimentary not some ho that wants the hot guy. Find a woman that won't skip legs and pushes you to your limits. Therein lies happiness.
That was my ex man Female warrior( in the making )
So? Some are for you and others not?
You want to get your rocks off, ok. Cum and go. You are a warrior. Find one like you and run with her
One thing I do enjoy about this is I have a LARGE selection to choose from when I want that 1 girl. I can choose from a large abundance of women which most men don't have the opportunity to do, makes finding the right one much easier.
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« on: June 14, 2017, 01:26:13 AM »
You need to drop the hoes and get a warrior. Look for a woman posting her gains. Find someone complimentary not some ho that wants the hot guy. Find a woman that won't skip legs and pushes you to your limits. Therein lies happiness.
That was my ex man Female warrior( in the making )
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« on: June 14, 2017, 01:21:41 AM »
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« on: June 14, 2017, 12:54:23 AM »
It's pretty nice. The things I've noticed are that:
-Guys my age either hate me or want to be my friend now
-I literally have more girl attention than I can handle. Multiple girls hitting me up on Snapchat/instagram, tinder literally over 30 messaging me daily and growing. Girls being extra flirty with me every time I'm in public and interact with them
-Everyone makes jokes about you being a Chad, "All Jive has to do is smile at the female customers and the tip jar will overflow" etc
It's nice but not the be all end all. Just cool to be getting this part of my life on autopilot
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« on: June 13, 2017, 01:25:41 PM »
I think I sprained my wrist yesterday using straps fml, gonna need to be careful today on legs.
Last night I had 4 bowls of captain crunch smh my hunger was through the roof. Also have been having some really really fucking intense dreams. Dreamt about my ex a lot last night but not in any emotionally significant way
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« on: June 13, 2017, 06:14:32 AM »
Wasn't gonna put this one up because I'm actually going to pursue this girl a little more than the others but I thought it was kinda funny that she types identical to me
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« on: June 13, 2017, 06:11:43 AM »
This girl proceeded to send me booty pics smh if only her parents knew
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« on: June 13, 2017, 06:08:08 AM »
your buildup is solid. u can really say whatever you want to these chicks huh
Yeah man. It's a mix of high attraction x the right words. I've gotten comfortable enough to where I don't care what I say anymore, but I say it so carelessly that it works I also have a knack for being able to tell what girl will be into me right off the bat
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« on: June 13, 2017, 02:18:53 AM »
hehe physical prowess is a masculine trait guys XDD
look how dumb I am guys
Shes very aggressive and you've said yourself aggressiveness is purely a masculine trait 🤔🤔
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« on: June 13, 2017, 02:17:26 AM »
I think 14oz chicken with 2 cups pasta and 3 tablespoons of olive oil will fit that perfectly
dude that many table spoons of olive oil will have you shitting out your...everything.
Bro I also take digestive enzymes and eat lots of fiber, my poops are wild
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« on: June 13, 2017, 02:17:01 AM »
I forgot about the absolute fucking rollercoaster of bipolar emotions that comes with having superphysiological hormone levels
I was very sad and anxious earlier, went for a long drive bad thoughts etc and now I'm in complete peace and love with the universe and how everything unfolds while singing with my windows down
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« on: June 13, 2017, 01:29:02 AM »
Waaaaay out in the water see it swimming
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« on: June 12, 2017, 11:43:59 PM »
Pinned 1.6ml today in the am
Was a little more irritable than usual at work, but I only had slept 3-4 hours. Ate a lot and then took a nap and hit back. Crazy pump but I was literally so horny I ended to go home and jack off lmaaaaoo.
After I came I started getting a mild anxiety, that I still have now. It's almost like I'm slightly on edge 24/7 it's very uncomfortable, hopefully I get used to this.
Absolutely starving right now even though I hit all my calories. Could literally devour a large pizza and ive already eaten so much food. I'm also extremely horny still and will probably meet up some tinder chick. I feel a little reckless(not good)
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« on: June 12, 2017, 01:43:39 AM »
Gym was fucking great today. Did chest, Amazing workout. My friend gave me a free scoop of this preworkout when I got there I will post a pic of it when I remember the name. Felt amazing but its really expensive. I was buzzing Hard still hours later at work.
Got compliments at work too since I still had a pump. Lots of guys asking me how long I've been working out etc. coworker asking for lifting advice
For chest I did:
Incline bench
95lbsx15
135x15
135x8
185x11
Shoulder felt weird so stooped early
Incline dumbbell flies
20lbsx15
25x15
45x13
35x12
Dips
20x
25lbs x 15
60lbs x 7
Machine flies
Dumbbell pullovers
30lbsx15
40lbsx15
65lbsx10
45x10
Need to eat 40g of protein more and about 300 calories of fats or carbs. I could have a tuna can but I'm not feeling that smh too tired to eat. Might just drink some eggs
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« on: June 12, 2017, 01:36:51 AM »
tfw Jive casually reps your deadlift max
Well it's more of a rack pull, mid shin. I'd take away a good amount of weight for those reps if I had the initial bottom part
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« on: June 11, 2017, 07:39:46 PM »
I need to buy a gun
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« on: June 11, 2017, 07:32:46 PM »
You're basically in a little metal box playing an interactive video game with 4 screens around you maneuvering through streets with other players who may or may not be as competent as you while you travel at insane speeds wtf that's wild
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« on: June 11, 2017, 03:27:55 PM »
Spics and blacks are the reason US police need to be armed to the teeth.
When the cops showed up I was so happy and relieved I <3 police
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« on: June 11, 2017, 03:27:18 PM »
But did you get the rolex?
I actually think someone did take it 🤔🤔
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« on: June 11, 2017, 06:19:08 AM »
First I had a great date with this cute girl at the fair. Went cash af. Afterwards it was my friends birthday party so I went around 11pm
We'll call friend #1 L and friend #2 E
This is all outside at a bonfire btw. Well there's this 28 year old fat but kinda muscular extremely tatted up Mexican guy there. Drunk as fuck. After most people leave He calls out to my friend E, and he says "At a Mexican party I don't like how you disrespected me and didn't say hi, at a Mexican party you say hi to everyone" etc. then he challenges E to a push-up contest and E demolishes him. He starts getting mad as fuck and he challenges E to an arm wrestling contest. E beats him again
He gets so mad, he starts cussing at everyone saying he's going to chop us up into little pieces etc. then he bets his Rolex (i later learned this guy is a cartel member) in another arm wrestling match. It escalates and eventually he grabs my friend L by the neck and tries to choke him out. Me and three other friends take care of that real quick and then he runs to his trunk where he has an assault rifle and tries to get it but he gets tackled down by another dude. For another hour they spend time trying to calm him down and his homies end up pulling out his guns and then like 10 cops show up with lights and assault rifles pointing at all of us and im forced to lie on the ground for like 15 minutes while the cartel dude and his homies get arrested etc
It's much longer than this but that's the jist of it. Crazy shit smh, stupid little man with the most fragile ego I've ever seen. Willing to kill people because he feels like it's being threatened. This is the mindset most gang members have. So fragile
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