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The Flood / Re: try to make me laugh
« on: July 12, 2015, 04:30:58 AM »
Jive Turkey signing off


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The Flood / Re: try to make me laugh
« on: July 12, 2015, 04:30:19 AM »

4473
The Flood / Re: try to make me laugh
« on: July 12, 2015, 04:29:45 AM »

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The Flood / Re: try to make me laugh
« on: July 12, 2015, 04:27:01 AM »
Mood:


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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:19:55 PM »
BRB on break

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:17:28 PM »
Haha I have to get in on this but I don't feel like taking a new flick.

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Damn you're a cool looking dude

Good eye shape
Awesome hair
Very good face length-width ratio
prominent masculine features(jaw, cheekbones).

nose is a little big but fits face well overall
chin looks a pushed back, but that's because of the line. Makes it look like you have a dip in.

Overall i'd say 8.9-9.1/10 man. gg
9.1? Really?
I mean he's good looking no doubt but I dunno... >.>
It might be also that the more I critique without breaks the sloppier/more lenient I get haha. The earliest people end up getting the most critical responses. Plus the subjective thing is very true

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:13:22 PM »
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Smh take a better picture haha it's too close. You're actually pretty good looking man let me tell you why

Great hair and hairline
Colored eyes
awesome face shape, good jaw and cheekbones, flow very well
big lower lip
nice eyebrows

Your eyes are HUGE lol. I think if you squinted a bit you would look completely different.

I'd rate you 8.1./10 The eyes are throwing me off haha


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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:09:09 PM »
Haha I have to get in on this but I don't feel like taking a new flick.

Spoiler
Damn you're a cool looking dude

Good eye shape
Awesome hair
Very good face length-width ratio
prominent masculine features(jaw, cheekbones).

nose is a little big but fits face well overall
chin looks a pushed back, but that's because of the line. Makes it look like you have a dip in.

Overall i'd say 8.9-9.1/10 man. gg



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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:05:17 PM »
I don't think so. Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror too much...


You have good hair
Good eyebrows
Your nose is a little big for your face but it has good shape

facial fat and fat under the jaw. can be a huge killer of faces man
your chin might be a little weak, can't tell fully from the angle
soft looking eyes

This is a hard one. Part of me wants to rate you above 7.5 but I think I will go with 7.2

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:00:46 PM »
Awww shit
fucking hate this one
face is swollen, blinded by the sun, and the shadow makes her nose look huge. Not to mention I've lost 20 pounds in the last month and a half. But she wanted me to share our gay shirts

better one of me
pre surgery. Should have a stronger jawline now

ambush photo of her
Lmaaao you look like the white version of this mexican dude who dated a girl i talked to dead srs man. Your girlfriend is pretty cute btw but i'm not here for that i'm here for you 8)

 really good eye shape
good jaw protrusion
overall good flow

big upper head, makes forehead look long
narrow lower face

7.9 or 8.1/10 


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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:52:11 PM »
taken just now

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You're turn you nigga

Great hair( nice m8)
Great skin
Good face width, could be a little longer but it's pretty good
Prominent chin and good jaw width-chin ratio

slightly asymmetric chin
bigish nose
eyes have somewhat of a negative canthal tilt

8.6/10, congrats i think you're one of the highest rated dudes so far 8)

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:48:09 PM »
took this one a couple days ago at the beach
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and literally just snapped this badboy
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don't worry jive, i don't need you to tell me that i'm attractive, i already know that 8)
2 sexy 2 rate 8)

Good hair
great nose/nose size
good flow

big eyes/weak brow ridge
very thin face


7.5/10 me thinks

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:41:14 PM »
Ok shoot



Strong chin
white
good hair
pretty good brow ridge/eyetype

retruded maxilla(middleish part of your face)
big nose
thin lips

8.1/10 good lookin fella

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:38:48 PM »
Old AF
Haha my nigga! I will try not to be biased

Everything in your face flows well together
good hairline
great skin

softish features, makes you look younger than you are
a bit asymmetrical in the upper face
soft friendly brow ridge/eyes

8.4/10, some of the best flow i've seen yet

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:33:42 PM »
Take into account that I had maybe four hours of sleep and a dentist appointment before taking this.
You look like my friends younger brother

Good eye/eyebrow ridge
Nice hair texture/hairline(i'm guessing), but i'd recommend a haircut
good skin

chubby face, hides all of your face bones.
may have weak chin, can't tell
bulbous nose

I rate you 6.8-9/10

Fat loss in the face could possibly bring you up an entire point or two tbh

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:30:07 PM »
From the picture thread and because the intranet sucks right now

clean shaven and stoned as fook in olive garden

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Keep in mind, I'm not mentally sound in this picture.

Edit: better quality non bigfoot image of me drunk in polend, it might be huge
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Omg you look so young

Awesome hair
hazel eyes
clear skin

asymmetry in the nose/eye area
roundish bulbous nose
very weak features. small jaw/cheekbones ect.

HOWEVER having soft features is not always a bad thing, and definitely not in your case. Flow is the most important and you have good flow. Girls tell you you're cute am I right?

7.8/10.

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:25:34 PM »

Judge me, good sir


I've seen many pics of you so I can judge good

You have strong facial features(prominent chin, brow ridge ect)
low facial fat
colored eyes(?)

Face is pretty thin/long
big, tired looking eyes
big nose

7.6/10, possibly higher

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:22:44 PM »
sure whatever, this thread definitely isn't superficial at all

Can't tell exactly but

Good hairline
nice cheekbones
no jaw recession or anything

beta looking eyes
thin neck
facial fat hiding jaw/neck seperation(this might be dependent on the angle)

5.6/10

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:19:32 PM »
jive

you

nigga
hahaha damn you caught me, alright alright let me find where i left off

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The Flood / Re: You know your bored when
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:17:44 PM »
Bees are cute


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The Flood / Re: What order should I watch Star Wars in?
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:15:31 PM »
Star Wars is boring as fuck

4492
Haha chill

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The Flood / Re: midgets
« on: July 11, 2015, 05:03:31 PM »
I would fuck a hot midget just to say i did it

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The Flood / Re: What else besides religion...
« on: July 11, 2015, 05:01:18 PM »
Your taste in aesthetics

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The Flood / Re: midgets
« on: July 11, 2015, 05:00:26 PM »
I would fuck a hot midget just to say i did it

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The Flood / Re: Welcome to Sep7agon
« on: July 11, 2015, 04:58:25 PM »
White knight checking in

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dude iktf i went to golden corral last week for the first time. never fucking again.
golden corral is fucking garbage, you should feel ashamed of yourself
what's your opinion on home town buffet?  If i went in there blazed i would probably get kicked out lol

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Oh no, it must be so terrible to have food to eat.
it's hard to find things to complain about  :-\

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Words hurt

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If you're not a homo then why did you take your shirt off and pose all hot and bothered for me?
Hey I'm not gay but just wondering is it gay if I get turned on by sexy femboys?
Is that the appearance you try to take?
no

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