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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Hobbies
« on: August 07, 2015, 06:27:44 PM »
Lifting(its good trust bro)
make/write music
Learn to dance
cook
hiking/nature stuff
learn about cars
ummm idk

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: August 07, 2015, 06:24:08 PM »
Stick to posting memes

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: August 07, 2015, 06:22:53 PM »
I want attention


How tall are you? I can turn you into a SLAYER

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: August 07, 2015, 06:22:26 PM »
Post a pic challenger don't be a poosay

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The Flood / Re: Is It Safe To Masturbate And Not Nut?
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:42:55 PM »
Yeah but you might get blue balls and that can be pretty painful

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The Flood / Re: Is It Safe To Masturbate And Not Nut?
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:39:43 PM »
Constantly elevating your dopamine with no prolactin to cap it down can be bad depending on what you define as bad. It'll make you feel like shit because you get less dopamine from other things for a while.

Your prostate being enlarged for a long amount of time might be bad but im not sure

You will have the strongest orgasms ever. I'm talking 6-9 shots full strength. Sometimes if ive been edging for a while my dick stays completely hard even after i cum.

Idunno man

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The Flood / Re: what have i done
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:21:35 PM »
My back looks like an alien selfie


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The Flood / Re: how many times have you fapped to Naoto's avatar
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:14:15 PM »
Better gif



Porn is bad tho smh

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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:11:28 PM »
Stay bodied?
I don't get it.
You're getting bodied by an internet rapper

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The Flood / Re: Can I viciously murder all pro lifers?
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:09:14 PM »
You couldn't hurt a fly

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The Flood / Re: Ohh emm geee
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:08:28 PM »
Mission 70% complete ayyye we outchea 8) 8)


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The Flood / Ohh emm geee
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:12:47 PM »
Nervous as fuck

Lots of money on the line

Time is of the essence

Fuark   :-[ :-[

RIP jive

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The Flood / Re: I'm Going To Be So Cool One Day
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:52:24 AM »
I already am cool.

Protip: start now

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The Flood / Re: What Was Your First Make-out Like?
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:51:09 AM »
Haha OMG it brings me back:

I was 15 and got invited to a family friendly end of the year party by an old friend who goes to a highschool the next town over. They're really wealthy, have a ton of property and tons of golf carts and stuff to explore. Well during the day i was having a great time enjoying meeting new people when she walked in.

 5'4, white, heart shaped face, brown hair, and the most perfect body a 15 year old could have. This girl had sex in her eyes, something that can't be described unless you meet a girl like this. She was kinda reserved and didn't mingle in with people as much. By the night majority had left, and we were going to explore the property with the golf carts. She was in the house by herself and out of nowhere i asked, "hey you wanna come?". Her and i shared a cart driving around, and when we were by ourselves looking at the moon the teenage hormones kicked in and we just started tongue swapping. everyone wondered where we went lol

Good times mayne

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The Flood / Re: Legendary threads
« on: August 06, 2015, 12:44:18 AM »
http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=8341
Huh? Camnator's joke wasn't even funny and people treated it like the second coming of Jesus. What the fuck is wrong with you guys, I mean really?
No it is funny

Charlie really did have to adopt a child because he was sterile. It was the ultimate low blow
Nah doesn't seem funny. He got butthurt at the thread title and immediately made a deeply personal joke

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The Flood / Re: The awkward moment
« on: August 06, 2015, 12:42:49 AM »
Tinder is a game changer. Took a 2 day trip to a big city and downloaded it. So many nudes/potential hookups.

 It's fucking digsuting

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The Flood / Re: Give Me One Good Reason Why You Don't Deserve To Die
« on: August 04, 2015, 12:24:10 AM »
I really think i can't die

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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 04, 2015, 12:21:00 AM »
Idgaf about spelling you should know this by now.

You still haven't provided any reasons for him being an awful person though smh. You should orobably log off

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The Flood / Re: I left for one lousy week.
« on: August 04, 2015, 12:05:26 AM »
Are you good man?

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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 04, 2015, 12:04:37 AM »
How is kanye a bad person?(srs)

Does he kill puppies

Does he abuse women

Does he hunt animals

Does he forget to tip the pizza guy

Inb4 wheelchair incident. He didn't know the man was in a wheelchair and apologized. Plus he is very friendly to his disabled fans(look it up)

What an awful person. Lmao cognative bias of peace

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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 03, 2015, 11:43:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 03, 2015, 11:16:32 PM »
Drake may be great but let's not forget the GOAT


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The Flood / Re: Why do some users avoid conflict?
« on: August 03, 2015, 05:46:57 PM »
Actually i do i'm pretty nice :D

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The Flood / Re: Why do some users avoid conflict?
« on: August 03, 2015, 05:46:08 PM »
I don't

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The Flood / Re: I'll Make A Man Out Of You
« on: August 03, 2015, 05:45:16 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Who is/was the most famous troll here?
« on: August 03, 2015, 05:44:13 PM »
me

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The Flood / Re: I have returned!
« on: August 03, 2015, 05:42:40 PM »
Deciding whether to nuke the Legion or sacrifice ED-E in New Vegas Lonesome Road.

It's tough... I want the Red Victory Grenade rifle... but I also wanna be idolized by the Brotherhood of Steel.
Brotherhood!

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5-10 minutes
since first posting doge what's been your longest time away from /s4s/?
That's my secret Cap....



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5-10 minutes

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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 01, 2015, 02:31:31 PM »
He doesn't pretend to be one at all.
LMAO
M
A
O
hey man
what if he just like
has a bro who lost his fingertip
and he's like
just supportin his bro
bro
This shit just disgusts me.

You will get KILLED throwing up the wrong sign in a neighborhood. It's not a fashion statement. It's not cool. This is how people live and they won't hesitate for a single second to leave you dead in the middle of the street in the middle of the day. This shit isn't a joke. That's somebody's neighborhood and gang. People die over this.

And you have these faggots Jive and Starch who because they smoke some weed and talk the talk think it's ok to make light of gangbanging. Makes me want to vomit.
lmao shut up you pussy all i ever hear is you whining about how dangerous things are

Gang culture is cool u mad?

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